According to SLIFR reader and cranky commentator extraordinaire The Mysterious Adrian Betamax, the trailer for Massacre Mafia Style (1978) (or, as the logo insists, Duke Mitchell’s Massacre Mafia Style) is the greatest trailer ever made. A hilarious distillation of what the M.A.B. describes as an otherwise boring, borderline unwatchable exploitation thriller (with a porno subplot that explains the movie’s dingy look and canned acoustics, as well as, perhaps, the moniker Duke Mitchell), this trailer has all the good stuff—an office massacre of indiscriminate savagery, bad squib effects, an inappropriately jaunty song to underscore how much fun firing rounds into people's skulls can be, and hilarious death throes, including that old reliable “Ouch, you shot me in the brain!” trick where the victim smacks his bloody forehead in disbelief before expiring. It's all interwoven with the movie’s bargain basement Godfather logo knockoff, each shock cut reminding you that the carnage you’re witnessing can be seen only in Duke Mitchell’s Massacre Mafia Style. (That’s Duke as Miceli, one of the heavily mustachioed assassins.) Watch it if you dare, and ponder two things: why they don’t make ‘em like this anymore, and if they did, would you want ‘em to?