Friday, July 11, 2014

SMALL MIRACLES: LAND HO! (2014)


 
In Land Ho! co-directors Martha Stephens and Aaron Katz (who also wrote the screenplay together) take a familiar framework— friends, opposites, traveling together—and infuse it with a kind of offhanded magic. The spark of what might rather too deliberately be described as the film’s plot is the reunion of two brothers-in-law previously separated by divorce and death, Colin (Paul Eenhoorn), an unassuming gent who seems just on the cusp of letting life’s sometimes turbulent weather wear him down, and Mitch (Earl Lynn Nelson), an ebullient fellow bent on making the most of what he might only hesitantly acknowledge as his twilight years.

Without Colin’s consent, Mitch buys first-class tickets for the two of them to visit Iceland, promising good food, relaxing hot springs, spectacular scenery, even more spectacular women, and the freedom to move around and enjoy it all as they please. Colin somewhat reluctantly agrees, and the movie’s come-what-may voyage gets under way, each of them taking turns poking through the travel guide for ideas on what to do, all while dancing subtly around the notion that they not be the most well-matched of traveling companions.



Rather than milk the situation for manufactured laughs, however, Stephens and Katz instead allow it to unfold and breathe with something like the rhythms of accrued experience and unexpected harmonies. They thankfully approach the material as if they’d never heard the words "planes," "trains" or "automobiles" in that order. Instead, the laughs, and the insights into recognizable human behavior come as natural byproducts of the movie’s free-floating sense of discovery, its willingness to let these two interact on screen with a minimum of melodrama, letting the natural push-pull between their disparate personalities-- droll versus dynamic-- create the momentum necessary to propel them, and us, along the journey. As it turns out, neither perspective ends up overwhelming the movie. Nelson’s natural and occasionally profane enthusiasm turns out to coexist marvelously with Eenhoorn’s more subdued and economical personality (which probably has a lot to do with the actors’ natural generosity toward each other), so the surprises that occasionally register on their faces, especially in some of the more clearly improvised sequences, seem even more genuine.

But as much as it is a joy to see the screen given over to two such likable and rather seasoned performers, it would be a mistake to characterize Land Ho! as simply being about two old geezers and how they tentatively make their way toward a renewed friendship. At the risk of making the movie sound disagreeably universal and lacking in distinction, while it is quite specifically about the experience of these older gents it also accesses insights about the way people interact and bristle and embrace each other that ought not to be hemmed in by false generational boundaries. One of the movies I thought of fondly while watching Land Ho! was Kelly Reichardt’s Old Joy, which exists somewhere way down the line from this one on the dispositional scale. It shares with Katz and Stephens’ work a potent emotional current regarding the ease and tension within an old friendship, even though Reichardt’s protagonists are considerably younger men.

Tension is an issue that seems to have been marvelously resolved among the filmmakers themselves as well. Stephens, who previously directed the indie delight Pilgrim Song (2012), which featured Nelson—her cousin-- is an excellent temperamental match with Katz, who came of age as a filmmaker amidst the advent of the mumblecore movement but quickly separated himself from the drab D.I.Y. aesthetic of those films with sharply observed works like Dance Party USA, Quiet City and Cold Weather, all of which offered keen and unsentimental character observation without sacrificing increasingly strong visual cohesiveness. Together, they manage to guide Land Ho! with a casual confidence that many more seasoned directors should rightly envy. The two are seemingly unafraid of their movie being misperceived as slight or airy or whatever other adjective reviewers might use to connote a lack of depth, which is, of course, a brilliant strategy if your goal is to delight your audience and prepare them up for the hooks to be set as the characters, at their own pace, deepen.

There are illuminating diversions created by the appearance of Mitch’s young relative Ellen (Karrie Crouse), traveling through Iceland with her friend Janet (Elizabeth McKee), and later Nadine (Alice Clarke), a bank clerk on holiday who sparks an unexpected connection with Colin. None of these diversions are exploited for their possible melodramatic plot functions, though in other hands they could have been, and that’s to the credit not only of Stephens and Katz but also to the actors who briefly visit Colin and Mitch’s playground, all of which—especially Clarke—have very appealing, natural and unforced screen presences.




Land Ho! is a very perceptive movie in terms of the way its characters interact amongst themselves and with others, but it’s also very sensitive to the way landscapes can be used to reflect and illuminate and set in relief the way the personal angles they have on their own lives, which makes it far more than just a hit-the-highlights travelogue with good company and, courtesy of Mitch, the occasional dick joke. In its ability to not just observe but in some sense understand why Iceland and its many natural marvels was the perfect stage on which to play out this very small-scale story, it really did remind me of what a director like Bill Forsyth could do at his peak. Land Ho! isn’t quite the miracle that Forsyth conjured with Local Hero, but it’s on the scent, and it shares some of that movie’s delicious comic timing—an episode with Colin and a flooded road will quickly put Forsyth-heads in mind of the earlier movie’s way with a speeding motorcycle.

And speaking of miracles, the fact that a movie such as Land Ho! exists at all, especially plopped down in the middle of a mid-year movie marketplace glutted with superheroes and transforming robots and endless duping of shrieking horror franchises, should count as some sort of providence. (And it arrives the same day as Richard Linklater’s highly touted Boyhood. Can I get an "amen"?) On its own, but even more so in this context, Land Ho! has transformative powers even Hasbro couldn’t imagine-- it can take a sullen and cynical moviegoer and turn her/him, 95 minutes later, into someone who might once again believe that the possibility for real summer movie magic still exists.

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THE 2014 HALFTIME REPORT

 
 
And now the halftime report.
 
With over half of 2014 now in the rear-view mirror, I think I’ve almost fully acclimated to the reality that most of the more interesting niche films, which will only play a week or so in Los Angeles, I’m going to have to catch up with on VOD services or on traditional (you know, like the dinosaurs, traditional) DVD and Blu-ray. This means, of course, that I’m usually about three months (or even further) behind my more on-top-of-it friends and neighbors in the film-going world.
 
But that’s okay, because what I’ve seen so far in 2014 has been, with a few notable exceptions which will be noted in a moment, less than inspiring—it’s hard to remember a year in which I’ve been so indifferent to the majority of mainstream movies I see advertised, and so compelled by tiny notices in the newspaper or online about movies that, even living here in Los Angeles, I’ll probably have to wait to see. (Life Itself awaits, while I’m still processing my mild disappointment with Snowpiercer and feeling kinda shruggy about the prospect of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.)
 
Here, then, is just a brief peek at what’s floated my boat so far this year, happily noting that Boyhood, Venus in Fur and the documentaries Whitey: United States of America v. James J. Bulger and The Battered Bastards of Baseball are all now playing in theaters near me.
 
 
ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE (Jim Jarmusch)
 
 
UNDER THE SKIN (Jonathan Glazer)
 

 
THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL  (Wes Anderson)

 
GODZILLA (Gareth Edwards)

 
LAND HO! (Martha Stephens, Aaron Katz)
 
 
MILIUS (Joey Figueroa, Zak Knutson)

 
THE IMMIGRANT (James Gray)

 
NON-STOP (Jaume Collet-Serra)
 
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Friday, June 13, 2014

A MILLION WAYS TO WHIFF IN THE WEST



"Painless" Peter Potter (a.k.a. Paleface), Jessie W. Haywood (a.k.a. The Shakiest Gun in the West), to say nothing of Gov. William J. Le Petomane and his disloyal subjects, your legacies are secure. Writer-producer-director-star and all-around Renaissance man Seth MacFarlane, from whose loins A Million Ways to Die in the West hath sprung (actually, given the movie’s obsession with all things anal, it might have sprung from somewhere else), has gushed a lot in junket promotional interviews about how much he loves Westerns. And he’s obviously seen enough of them to know that his movie needs to hit all the obvious touchstones—gunfighters, grizzled prospectors, saloon fights, a score nodding toward the majestic direction of Elmer Bernstein, Max Steiner, Dmitri Tiomkin, and of course the wide-screen panoramas of Monument Valley intended to inspire his presumably self-aware audience to put a check mark next to "John Ford" on the laundry list of the movie’s references. (Almost as if MacFarlane were worried about kick-starting comparisons to Blazing Saddles before the comedy actually began, he’s consigned his would-be-rousing theme song, sung by Alan Jackson, to the end credits instead, and it turns out to be a wise move— Jackson comes off pretty tepid next to the straight-up whip-cracking Frankie Laine turning Mel Brooks’ deceptively straightforward lyrics into sly, satisfying satire.)
 
Yessir, all the pieces seem to be in place for another rip-roaring comedy western. But then the action begins--Albert Stark, the hostile wise-ass played by Seth MacFarlane himself, in his first (perhaps his last?) leading role, steps into a confrontation with a cranky citizen bearing a very big pistol. Stark, a sheep farmer who likes to carry on about how shitty and dangerous life is in the American West (hence the cumbersome title), begins trying to distract his adversary with rapid-fire riffing that wouldn’t be out of place in the mouth of Peter Griffin, and whatever goodwill the director may have carried over from his previous hit, the raunchy teddy bear comedy Ted, begins to leak out of the movie in a panic.
 

The only thing more tiresome than MacFarlane the actor is MacFarlane the writer-director, who not surprisingly relies on that relentless pattern of caustic asides and observations, often followed by cutaways to wacky illustrations of same, which will be familiar to anyone who’s ever grown weary in front of an episode of Family Guy or American Dad. At least in the context of the Old West it’s harder for the triple hyphenate to mindlessly riff on current pop culture, but he still gets his licks in on the old school—one riotous flashback features Gilbert Gottfried as Abraham Lincoln—and somehow that context doesn't prevent the rest of MacFarlane’s dialogue from sounding like it’s coming out of the mouths of pampered Hollywood douchebags circa 2014 who wouldn’t know a saddlebag from a swag bag. At one point Charlize Theron, playing MacFarlane’s love interest, who also happens to be the wife of murderous gunslinger Clinch Leatherwood, underlines her director’s radical thesis that "the West fucking sucks," and all I could do was admit that it certainly does, as far as MacFarlane has dared to imagine it anyway.

There is a positive about MacFarlane’s presence in this picture though-- it underlines just how important Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis (and Sam Jones) were to Ted, a very crude, very funny movie which gave the audience something to cling to besides its creator’s juvenile wit, a wit which itself was sharper for having to bounce off of personalities as strong as his own. MacFarlane is the whole show in A Million Ways to Die in the West, and he seems bent on testing the audience’s limit on his very special mixture of self-loathing schlub and self-satisfied smarm. Separated from his ironic Oscar show emcee persona he’s charmless. He, and the snotty personality with which he invests the movie itself, wears the audience down to a nub.


MacFarlane also wastes a game cast. Sarah Silverman and Giovanni Ribisi are sidelined with probably the movie’s best idea. They’re a sweet Christian couple—he repairs shoes for a living, she bangs cowboys (loudly) in the second-floor bedrooms of the local watering hole. But they’re saving the consummation of their own romance for their wedding night. It seems like a nifty comic premise, especially well-suited to Silverman’s own way with wide-eyed, inappropriately forthright observations, but the joke never expands-- repeated too often, it drifts away along with the characters themselves. Liam Neeson glowers impressively as Clinch, but he never gets a moment where he gets to turn the notion of a burly bad guy (with an Irish accent!) inside-out. And all apologies to those who worship at the feet of Charlize Theron, but her appeal continues to escape me. She’s always self-serious, but here she’s stuck in the role of the good girl redeemer, and she doesn’t have much in the way of instinct for climbing on board the movie’s raunchy wavelength—in fact, she’s the only performer who doesn’t appear to have a sense of humor at all. And most damningly, she eagerly guffaws at all of MacFarlane’s jokes and charming asides, the glamorous Old West equivalent of all those hapless soldiers in Good Morning, Vietnam who were contractually bound to find everything Robin Williams said hilarious in the extreme.

All the envelope-pushing in the taste department just seems desperate here too, as it does on MacFarlane’s TV shows. The obvious fixation on the rectum isn’t unexpected — rampant diarrhea, anal sex (at one point Silverman demurs from sitting at a table, opting to "give my asshole a rest") and, of course plain old flatulence, they’re all showcased. (Bad gas was funny around Brooks’ campfire, but here’s it’s just another way the West is out to kill ya.) What’s really surprising is how tedious it all is, how quickly the movie flat-lines because of it, and how conservative, for all its "Look, Ma! I said ‘fuck’ in the Old West!" flaunting of propriety, the movie reveals itself to be— there isn’t a hint of the meta-maniacal auto-destruct impulse that reduced Blazing Saddles to such memorable madness. There also isn’t a moment in this movie that can stand beside Madeline Kahn channeling Marlene Dietrich, or Alex Karras punching out a horse (MacFarlane tries, and fails, to up the ante here), or the groundbreaking/wind-breaking aural-olfactory assault of that bean-heavy campfire menu. The cowboys in Blazing Saddles may have smelled bad, but MacFarlane’s just whiff.

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Sunday, June 01, 2014

"ALL MEN REACH AND FALL..." OLIVER STONE ON ALEXANDER, REVISITED YET AGAIN



The following interview with Oliver Stone was conducted three years ago, in March 2011, when it looked as if the director had finally settled on the "final cut" of his maligned 2004 epic Alexander. Upon its original release no one was calling Alexander great, let alone even good, but some, including Stone, certainly believed there was a better movie somewhere within whatever compromised remnants of Stone's concept had eventually made it to the screen. Through two separate versions shaped since then, Stone refined and restructured that concept, and in 2011 he arrived at what I believed (and still believe) was a fascinating masterpiece, Alexander Revisited: The Final Cut. I was privileged to be able to discuss with him at length this brilliant movie and feel that our talk revealed a lot about what he was thinking at the time he made it, and how he still feels about shepherding this unusual movie through a modern Hollywood environment which is hardly welcoming to an individual's vision. Like Stone, I'm revisiting this interview on the occasion of yet another refinement to Alexander's march through film history, and I hope you enjoy reading it again as much as I'm honored to present it again to you.

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At his best, in films like Nixon and JFK, Oliver Stone doesn’t shy away from the often contradictory impulses contained within the functions of the storyteller, the social and political critic, the historian and, most tellingly, the provocateur unafraid to be accused of lying while seeking a truth illuminated by but sometimes beyond the complexity of “the facts.” Those films also show Stone to be capable of an astonishing empathy in the examination of historical figures (Lee Harvey Oswald, Richard Milhouse Nixon) for whom you would expect him to have none, men who are at the very center of the horrors which, for Stone and many Americans, define the black heart beating within America’s self-created, self-denying image. This bedeviled curiosity, this unexpected empathy, and in Nixon Stone’s free-associative multimedia approach to reaching into a familiar and reviled man’s psyche in order to see the world as he imagines it sees him, is for me key to experiencing what I believe are Stone’s great achievements as a writer-director. Those elements are what pull me into Stone’s field of vision in ways that films like Platoon or Born on the Fourth of July, painted as they are in such bold, unsubtle strokes of anger and anguish, never have. And now it seems that a third film can be added to that short list of the films I consider Stone’s masterpieces.


Rising from the ashes of some of the worst reviews of Stone’s career when it was released theatrically in 2004, Alexander did meager business domestically, about a fifth of its reported $155 million budget. Less surprisingly, it recouped its costs overseas, where audiences might be presumed to be more familiar, or at least more interested in the details of the life of Alexander the Great. The film soon drifted out of theatres and, ostensibly, to a future of eternal indifference amid the shadows of more commercial successful attempts to restore the aesthetics of 1960’s historical epics with modern technique, films like Gladiator and Troy. But a funny thing happened on the way to the video store-- Alexander, the theatrical version, and Alexander—The Director’s Cut together sold 3.5 million copies, indicating that, separated from the dismissive reviews and the attendant hype surrounding its production and release, there was an audience for Stone’s film. (Alexander was one of two films on the Macedonian conqueror racing to theaters in 2004; the other, Baz Luhrmann’s version, never got beyond preproduction.)

Spurred on by an obsession to address the deficiencies that he saw in the film’s storytelling approach, some of which he felt responsible for, some of which were concessions to a market unreceptive to commercial films of greater than three hours’ length, Stone personally financed a third version of the film, this one adding almost 40 minutes to the original version’s 175-minute running time. “Over the last few years I have been able to sort out some of the unanswered questions about this highly complicated and passionate monarch, questions I had failed to answer dramatically enough,” Stone has said. “This film represents my complete and last version.” (Hold that thought! -- Ed.) Alexander Revisited: The Final Cut, in fact, represents a radical restructuring of the first film’s narrative trajectory. It enriches the film’s dramatic power; heightens the emotional effect of the battles (the late battle at Gaugamela is seen at the beginning of the film); makes clearer the connections between the importance of mythology (and self-mythology) to Alexander himself-- and between the telling of stories on cave walls, in history books, and with a camera; and digs deeper into what Armond White rightly termed, in his thoughtful review of the theatrical version, Stone’s use of the warrior genre as a gateway into examining the very basis of manifest destiny.


On digital media— DVD and Blu-ray— Stone’s final cut is revealed to be the supremely fascinating spectacle of a conqueror with the blood of thousands on his hands who is redeemed not only through the mythologizing of history but by his own compelling vision of preserving, not subsuming, the cultures of the world beyond the known. It is also the supremely fascinating spectacle of a director wrestling, on the sort of gigantic canvas that is becoming increasingly rare in world cinema, with his obsessive interest in the life and legacy of a ruler whose proliferation into that unknown world would soon transmogrify into the brand of malignant imperialism which would permeate the director’s other, more familiar concerns. A look beyond one’s knee-jerk responses to the representation of what might be deemed camp clich├ęs of the epic movie form (British accents standing in for the Others; bold, oversized performances; a cast dressed in togas and golden armor; et al) ought to reveal that the movie is only as absurd and moth-eaten as a viewer wants it to be. AR: TFC deals with fascinating issues relating to familial influence, treachery, political conspiracy and, in this case, how Alexander’s sexual proclivities reflected and informed his view of reaching the ends of the known Earth, in ways that will be as familiar to connoisseurs of I, Claudius as to those of Ben-Hur or Samson and Delilah.


Stone employs modern filmmaking technique here, of course, but not in a garish, anachronistic way-- this is not, after all, Natural Born Conquerors. The director has a solid grasp, in AR: TFC, of exactly how his familiar style can be shaped and formed and utilized to best cast reflections within the story to reveal greater depth of meaning. Even the much-derided framing device of an aged Ptolemy (Anthony Hopkins) providing the narrative background of the story in voice-over works better given room in this lengthy version to breathe. And the use of a shuffled chronology, leaping back and forth between the decades of Alexander’s life, from his death to his triumphs, from his younger days under the influence of his father King Philip (Val Kilmer), to his close relationship and eventual break from his possibly conspiratorial mother, the alluring Olympias (Angelina Jolie), all the way back to his move through Asia and into India, reveals a grand dramatic strategy which snaps the far-flung parameters of the story into dimensions of allusive clarity that invite comparison to Francis Ford Coppola’s The Godfather Part II.


And now, in celebration of the 10th anniversary of the release of the theatrical version, Stone has fashioned yet another version of the film, Alexander: The Ultimate Cut, which screens this week in Los Angeles at the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood in conjunction with its Tuesday, June 3 release on Blu-ray. Commenting on this new cut, Stone reiterated his purpose: “I’ve tried throughout this process to achieve what I believe is the appropriate balance between the inner and outer journeys undertaken by this extraordinary man. Free from earlier constraints, I’ve continued to pursue this great story, and I think I have at last achieved a film that tells a story as it has never been told.” The Blu-ray set will also include an all-new historical documentary The Real Alexander and the World He Made, plus new Ultimate Cut audio commentary by Stone, theatrical cut commentary by Stone and Robin Lane Fox, and five detailed featurettes-- Resurrecting AlexanderPerfect Is the Enemy of GoodThe Death of AlexanderVangelis Scores Alexander, and Fight Against Time: Oliver Stone’s Alexander.

And for those in Los Angeles, Monday night, June 2, Stone will appear in person at the Arclight Hollywood  to discuss the film after the screening. Tickets are still available at the Arclight Web site.

In answer to the question “Why a third Alexander?" (and now, presumably, a fourth) Stone wrote in a letter to the members of the Museum of the Moving Image in New York expressing that it has been a film which has haunted him ever since the release of the first two versions, a film he hasn't been able to exorcise from his system. Stone looks upon his adventure with the film as “an experiment, one of trial and error,” in which  he is constantly striving for the clearest, most expressive interpretation of Alexander’s life. “For those who didn't appreciate the original, rest assured this is my last pass, as there is no more footage to be found,” said the director in 2011, when Alexander Revisited: The Final Cut screened at the Museum of the Moving Image for the first time. And indeed, this new "Ultimate Cut" is approximately eight minutes shorter than the version Stone and I talked about three years ago. If it’s true that, as Anthony Hopkins’ Ptolemy intones in the movie’s narration, “all men reach and fall,” then Stone's continued refinement and restructuring of this epic represents one of modern movies’ great obsessives picking himself up, dusting himself off and continuing on a quest that most would dismiss as madness, remaining true to a vision that in the end, to evoke another grand movie warrior (and mix a metaphor), results in an smell very similar to victory.


In the following interview, conducted in March 2011, I think it's abundantly clear just how much Alexander means to the man who made it, even though to some it may not seem to be a personal endeavor on its surface. During our conversation Stone was gregarious, engaging and candid, and especially articulate on the subject of mythology, history and the essential unknowable quality of history, both ancient and modern. (It’s telling that even on the subject of Richard Nixon he talks about his film being “closer” to the truth than people realize, a tacit acknowledgment that even such a pervasively documented figure, who resides only 40-50 years in our collective rearview mirror, is a slippery foundation on which to base claims of absolute, objective truth.) In fact, as I got further into the interview, and particularly as I was transcribing it into the form you see here, I was struck by just how much a talk with Oliver Stone, with the director hopping from one subject to the other and back again, juxtaposing ideas from a chain of thought previously abandoned and repositioning the ideas as the response to other notions and questions, can come to resemble the thundering, free-associative experience of immersion in an Oliver Stone film. The director’s candor and openness in speaking about a film for which he has a continuing and tremendous passion ensured a lively and thoughtful exchange. If nothing else it is my hope that this interview conveys even just a small portion of that passion, which I share, for Oliver Stone’s Alexander Revisited: The Final Cut.

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DENNIS COZZALIO: One of the things that’s immediately striking about Alexander is how personal it seems as an Oliver Stone film while not particularly resembling the template of what we’ve come to think of as the films closest to your experience and politics, films like Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July or even The Doors.

OLIVER STONE: I’ve wrestled with Alexander for so damn long, and at this point it’s probably my favorite movie. I loved Nixon too, and I appreciate that it’s the one you think most of too. I watched it recently because Disney is preparing an iTunes digital version that I had to check, and I ended up watching the whole thing! I couldn’t believe I directed it! Somebody else must have, right? (Laughs)



DC: No, I'm pretty sure you did! The movie approaches the subject of Nixon as if it were the man’s horror-filled, self-loathing home movie playing out inside his head. Matt Zoller Seitz suggested that the movie is really Nixon’s fevered perception of the way the world sees him, as a failed leader, as a failed man. It’s a non-talking heads, non-docudramatic way of boring into him as a character study which allows you creative breathing room to examine the familiar facts and historical figures in a more speculative but no less truthful way.

OS: I actually thought we were closer to the historically accurate Nixon than has been written, that we caught something unique about Nixon—I mean, I remember the Nixon administration like it was yesterday because I was a young man. I still think we were closer than people realize, certainly on the Cuba stuff, the more I find out about Cuba. I mean, Eisenhower did give the go-ahead to kill Castro, so who’s kidding who here?

DC: The more you vary from a typical biographical approach, the more nervous people get.

OS: Certainly that’s true. But in terms of the complexity of its structure Alexander is right up there with Nixon. I’m so far removed now that I couldn’t even tell you off the top of my head all the differences between the theatrical version and the director’s cut, or the theatrical version and this longer, final cut. But the structural changes are enormous. It’s much like the cutting in W-- you go back to the past, then you come forward.

DC: Yet Alexander doesn’t settle into that predictable rhythm of chronology the way W did.


OSW is double linear, but it’s not as complex because it does go from one to two, two to one. But in Alexander, like in Nixon, you’re going inside and then inside inside. The biggest deal on the new version was starting with the battle at Gaugamela, which to me works so much better ‘cause it really focuses on the heroic concept of who Alexander was and brings the viewer immediately to a moment in time where they have to consider, what has he achieved here? Then you move back into the past where he’s formed by a conflict between mother and father—the ominous clouds of patricide and matricide are starting to form, both of which go back straight into the heart of Greek myth and Greek tragedy, which are themselves the basis of all, or most of our writing today and throughout history.

DC: When you start with a big battle scene like that, it’s there to grab the audience, but it’s also a way of setting into place the mythology of Alexander that we’re all most familiar with—Alexander the conqueror—and then, as you say, digging into the subject of the mythology surrounding the person. Where was the battle placed in the narrative of the theatrical version?

OS: It was more linear. After the introduction by Ptolemy, we shot into Alexander’s life as a baby and a young boy and then eventually culminated with the battle. But that was definitely the more conventional approach. I don’t know why I backed off—I’d have to go back to 2004 to remember exactly why I made that change, but at the time I was facing enormous pressure from all sides. I had to make Warner Bros. happy in the States, and at the same time the homosexuality and the violence—they were very much opposed to those elements.

DC: And you were also dealing with the talk of another production which was going on at the time as well.

OS: Yeah, that was always a pain in the ass because, frankly, they did not have a script—they never did. But Dino De Laurentiis kept pushing us and was announcing his project in order to cut off our financing. We did this movie wholly independently and structured it out of Europe with Moritz Borman. It’s one of the largest independent movies ever made and generated enormous publicity. But I did lose my balls, frankly. Warner Bros. is intimidating. I’d been through so many battles on Nixon and Natural Born Killers, and the reviews in my career have not been very friendly overall, so you do get scars. I talked about that in my essay, about how I didn’t carry through on some of the stuff that I should have carried through. (The afterword of Responses to Oliver Stone’s Alexander is written by Stone, in which he responds to the published articles in it and the general reception of the film—DC.) After the film failed in the English-speaking countries, it freed me up to go all the way, and I did that two and a half years later in 2007. Nobody paid attention, but it’s on digital now and I’m very happy with the result.


DC: I was mesmerized by the movie, both as a physical feat and an engrossing attempt to reconnect with a style of filmmaking that last found its richest, most popular expression in films that are close to 50 years old. And one of the things that grabbed me about it is how you’ve fashioned the storytelling methods of the period—Ptolemy’s recounting of history to his scribes as the film’s narration; Philip’s recounting of the myths drawn on the cave walls to the young Alexander—as reminders both of the cinema and, more importantly, the process of becoming mythologized and how we can never have an objective grasp on history. Yet you don’t use that realization as an excuse to go completely off the boards into a grotesque fantasia. What do you see as the storyteller’s responsibility toward historical accuracy when even the first historical accounts of a life may not necessarily be seen as objective truth?

OS: Well, the key to the film, as you say, is this cave scene between Philip and Alexander, and you register it more keenly because the movie goes from this battle at Gaugamela, itself the subject of much historical recollection and representation, back to the origin of the myths.

DC: There’s a connection forged between actual event and mythical representation.

OS: Yes. Alexander is an amazing, original man because he is an amalgam of all these figures—Achilles, Jason, Prometheus. Prometheus was the one I brought into the discussion. Hephaestion calls him “a friend to man,” and through the film that’s what we learn. Prometheus was a friend to man. He brought fire, but he paid for it with his life—he was fed to the eagle every day. It’s the greatest love of man— and that’s why I love the Greeks, the love of man. They conceptualized this idea that you could love man, and I suppose in a way they—I’m not that familiar with Babylonian myth, but in that mythology I just don’t feel the love of man that I felt in the Greek mythology.

DC: Or in the more familiar Roman mythology either, come to think of it.

OS: Oh, there’s no comparison. Yes, Alexander’s empire became— And by the way, that’s a bullshit mythology that his empire didn’t last. It did last. The cultural cross-fertilization he began went on for centuries, and although it fell into four parts, the kingdoms and Alexander’s influence existed and went on. Although there were civil wars, people generally lived a better life—trade was up, the economy was up, prosperity was up. Those four empires existed until they became the Roman Empire, and the Romans were militarists. It’s a whole different way of seeing life and the world. Half the historians hate Alexander and go after him because he’s pre-Christian and go on and on about how bloodthirsty he was. But he was actually one of the least bloodthirsty of historical conquerors. He put the whole world together into one unit, like a return to the womb, and then after he took power he let autonomy reign. He had local satraps, local people run the show and mix the cultures. His idea was to mix.

DC: It seems incredibly unlikely, yet the historical research bears it out, the degree to which he delegated his authority in a very modern way, and the movie does a good job of illustrating this strategy and delineating the ways in which it works against Alexander’s vision too.

OS: There were a few betrayals, which he dealt with harshly. But once the deal was made, it made for a great life and Alexander left a rich empire behind him. And he was running it all while on the move. The explorer part of him kept him going. He could have easily returned to Babylon, had he wanted to, brought his mother and entourage, consolidated his empire as king and achieved enormous historical renown. But he chose to continue with the exploration because he was restless in his soul.


DC: The cave scene strikes me as just one more potent metaphor, along with the scribes detailing Ptolemy’s descriptions, for the power of perpetuating mythology and enriching it with meaning, to which the movies can be included. What is the importance of that cave scene to the narrative structure of this final version of Alexander?

OS: It clarifies the importance of mythology both to Alexander and to Philip.

DC: And for the audience too, I would think, in determining how best to understand the spirit and will and yearning of Alexander, the man.

OS: In thinking about the mythological precedents for Alexander, I wrote down the names “Achilles, Oedipus, Heracles, Jason, Prometheus and Medea.” Jason and Medea are linked to each other and to Alexander because Medea was Jason’s wife, the mother of his children, and to Heracles because Alexander did go mad, he did turn on Roxane, his own wife, and say “I never want to see you again.” So he never saw his son. He cut himself off from Roxane, a very “Heraclean” thing to do. Heracles, one of the great heroes, goes mad and kills his own children. In much the same way, Alexander cuts Roxane off because he thinks she’s responsible for the death of his lover, his soul mate, Hephaestion. And Oedipus is in there too, because he’s blind in his heart and his soul. He doesn’t know if his mother participated in his father’s death. He always must question himself, because his mother openly exalted—and that is historically correct—at his father’s death. Olympias, of course, says Alexander isn’t even his father’s son—she says he’s the son of Zeus. So Alexander questions himself. Should I kill my mother and do like Orestes did with Clytemnestra and kill his mother? Which would make him guilty of two crimes—patricide and matricide. So you see how the mythology is a huge issue in the movie, which works out entirely in India when he goes up against the elephant and sacrifices himself.


DC: The movie is fascinated with the idea of conquest as not so much geological or cultural domination but as migration. Is it simply that the world was as yet unknown, or that Alexander was relatively cognizant of not destroying the culture of the peoples he conquered, that is the difference for you between Alexander’s bloody migration and that of, say, pioneers in the American West or George W. Bush’s disastrous distractions in Iraq and Afghanistan?

OS: The word “simply” throws me a bit. The fact that the world was unknown is unbelievable. It’s literally hard to conceptualize. According to Aristotle’s maps, if you reached the edge of the world you fell off! But here was a man who was thinking about pushing past those boundaries near the end of his life. Not only was he going to conquer Saudi Arabia, but he talked about the Straits of Gibraltar and Rome. If he’d lived a long life he probably would have founded six or seven global centers, from Spain to Rome to Carthage. And each one of those centers would have respected the local culture. Every other emperor goes back to Rome, goes back to Paris, goes back to Berlin, wherever. He didn’t sack the places. That’s why he got into such problems with the Macedonians. They wanted to consolidate the wealth. They wanted to be rich. Ptolemy relates that the generals tell him at one point, “What do we have to gain after all this travel?” I also imply in the voiceover, as heard in the long version, that Ptolemy is very likely part of the conspiracy to kill Alexander because Alexander just kept going and the generals couldn’t stand him anymore.

DC: As I see it, it’s this difference that you see in Alexander, the one between exploring and pillaging or exploiting, that makes him a ripe subject for an Oliver Stone movie.

OS: No one ever ruled like him. He married three princesses of Eastern origin, one of whom, Roxane (played by Rosario Dawson), antagonized the army. By right he should have married a Macedonian girl first, but he didn’t. Another difference: Why wouldn’t he have brought his mother to Babylon? Historians don’t seem to even ask that question. He doesn’t want to see the bitch. And Angelina Jolie— Fuck ‘em. She was great!


DC Yep. She was mesmerizing. Yes, she pitched her performance high, but so what? That wouldn’t exactly be a first in a historical epic. But some people also had a problem with the fact that there’s only a couple of years difference in the ages of Jolie and Colin Farrell.

OS: So she was sexy! She wasn’t some old coot, the typical representation of pent-up female royalty in movies like these in the past. She was a young, hot chick who wasn’t sure she could actually get her son on the throne, so there was a lot of motive for her to get rid of Philip, who had his own son later who was fully Macedonian.

DC: I really think she nailed the part and gives the movie a jolt of sinister spirit. And I recall she was one of the things that even naysayers liked about the original version.

OS: She loved the role, and she won’t back down from it.

DC: It’s a really fearless performance in many ways, because she does take it to the edge of camp, with the sinuous Eastern European-type accent and everything. But I like Jon Solomon’s point in his essay in the book on the popular reception of the movie in retort to all the flippant criticism of her choice of an allegedly silly accent. He wrote: “For all the amusing jokes about Angelina Jolie’s inappropriate 'Transylvanian/Count Dracula' accent, have any of these critics looked at a map of Southeastern Europe, or do they have a Molossian Epirote voice coach they could recommend to the next actress who portrays Olympias?”

OS: And what of all the Irish? The Macedonians were all portrayed with Irish accents, the Greeks English, being the establishment power.

DC: A nice twist on the curious tradition of the whole of Europe being portrayed by anyone with a British accent.

OS: And Olympias was the outsider, the outer tribe, so she’s got to have an accent completely unlike theirs. But this whole “camp” business is a cheap shot. You’re telling me from the feminist point of view that there’s no room for a caricature of a dominating woman? You have to allow for Joan Crawford, Bette Davis and Faye Dunaway and the like, because we do have those figures in our lives, and in the movies, and they do represent a certain truth.

DC: What’s great about The Final Cut is that it’s got room to deal with all this stuff, all these elements pushing at the edges of the frame. It’s not in a hurry, but at the same time it’s the furthest thing from stodgy and remote. Did you have a hard time talking Warner Bros. into letting you go back a second, and then a third time to try and get this movie into the shape you wanted it to be?

OS: The DVD did well all over the world, so I actually went back and talked with the head of Warner Home Video, Jeff Baker, a department under the nose of the Warner Bros. theatrical film division, who would not have supported the idea of going back into Alexander. Because the DVD had done so well, Jeff Baker let me do this. No money. I just did it on my own, supported by them. They made The Final Cut possible, and we did a lot of work on it, remixing, editing. We worked on it a long time, the original editors and I. Warner Bros. issued the DVD and Blu-ray and it turned out okay, because without any advertising, as a catalog item, they’ve sold close to a million in the United States alone. But still nobody knows about it. Matt is so kind to allow us to do this. The Museum of the Moving Image has a great new theater, so this is a big thing for me, to get the movie talked about a little bit by people like you who care about movies. It’s a huge effort.

DC: Hopefully it’ll be a big deal for people in the New York area who may not realize this is probably their one chance to see this version of the movie on a big screen.

OS: I hope so. Michael Wilmington, bless his soul, called the movie Lawrence of Arabia in hell. That was in his original review. He got it. He got how mad this film was.


DC: It really does connect up to that epic tradition and honors it, but it’s also very modern, it’s very much of your filmmaking style, and the way you play with the chronology not only emphasizes elements of the story with more power, but opens up the movie’s allusive possibilities. You’re seeing images and scenes juxtaposed with each other that allow you to see things you might not have had the scenes been separated by time in a more conventional way. With Alexander you’re consciously reaching for the visual language of the cinema epic which you’ve suggested is a bit of a cultural anachronism these days. You’re evoking the templates and spirit, if not remotely the same style, of a master of the form like David Lean, and even affording the technological advantages, yours feels like a movie that could have come from that time, even if it clearly would have shocked people.

OS: I think I knew in my deep subconscious that we were dead in the water. We never even opened in America, especially in the South, and that didn’t have anything to do with reviews. That was because the subject matter was “Military” and “Gay.” It’s like Brando in Reflections in a Golden Eye. There’s no fucking way you’re gonna get a movie to open with a gay military theme. Brokeback Mountain is one thing, but it better not be the military. But I just love those epic movies, that epic style. I loved them as a kid, even the ones that were panned, like The Robe. Victor Mature! I love that shit! Love it, love it, love it. I miss it. It’s sensual, extreme, fun.

DC: And those movies really let you see what it is they wanted to show you too. There was a chance for the viewer to absorb the wealth of beauty (some will call it cheesiness) and information on that wide screen. That’s another thing that surprised me about Alexander Revisited: The Final Cut too. It’s a grand movie that’s finally allowed the time to mentally sift through all the history and the characters and take in visually the rich, sensuous imagery you and DP Rodrigo Prieto managed to get on screen.

OS: We went to India to shoot some of those landscapes. Did you notice when he’s looking out at the mountain range that you see his face in the contours of the mountainside? **

DC: Yes, I did! In fact, I thought I was seeing things when that image snuck up on me. It’s a beautifully hallucinatory image, and for a moment you actually entertain the thought, the hope that it might have been one of those divine accidents, like the shadows of the raindrops on the window sill appearing to make Robert Blake cry in In Cold Blood. Yet it is so deeply connected to the character that he would project himself onto the landscape like that. Now, that’s how you use CGI.

OS: (Laughs) Yes.

DC: And all throughout the movie demonstrates a pretty judicious approach to computer-generated imagery. It allows the epic scope, but I don’t remember a moment where it jolted me out of the story. But beyond wrestling with the film intellectually in terms of trying to structure life not necessarily lived in three or five acts into a manageable script, the sheer physical size of this production must have been daunting.


OS: I’ve never experienced anything like it. Three continents, a massive amount of military— It was like being a general but at the same time trying to keep it intimate. We ended up shooting on the border of Laos and Thailand. That’s right on the banks of the Mekong River where he’s at when he delivers that wonderful speech where he says, “These are the things that destroy men.” And then we were in England in the winter, Morocco in the late summer/fall, and we finished up in Thailand in early winter. And the sets we built in England—It was an amazing experience to go from the rainy, cold, miserable outdoors of England at that time of year— gray, gray, gray—and then walk into a set at Pinewood Studios and see all those lush interiors. I’d love to do that period again. The dancing, the choreography, the attention to detail in all the cultures-- Indian, Greek. We were back in ancient Bactria, which was an incredible cultural capital. And Balkh, an unbelievable city. If the Afghani thing ever ends, they’ll be able to continue some excavations that will reveal they were a much more advanced civilization than people know, as was the Macedonian, by the way.

DC: According to Joanna Paul in her essay “Alexander and the Cinematic Epic Tradition,” the Director’s Cut of Alexander did come under heavy criticism from the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation for what it termed your compromised artistic integrity regarding the toning down of the film’s sexuality and the deleting of certain scenes. But one of the things that heartened me about The Final Cut was the way in which the whole subject of Alexander’s sexuality was approached. It couldn’t have been more nonjudgmental, and it certainly didn’t amount to the gay camp spectacle that everyone was predicting before the movie came out.


OS: As you say, nonjudgmental. It was what it was. People especially hated the character of the eunuch Bagoas, most particularly that we showed him kissing Alexander. That’s in the third version, but it didn’t make it into the theatrical cut. He was muted down to nothing in the first two versions. But Bagoas is a major character. Mary Renault wrote about him in The Persian Boy, one of the great books she wrote. Bagoas was the main squeeze in Alexander’s life. You sense, in the third version, the great bond between them. But I think Bagoas the eunuch is instrumental in demonstrating that Alexander went beyond even homosexuality. He was an explorer. With Bagoas he approached a third gender.

DC: As depicted in the movie, his entire worldview seems to be encapsulated in that kind of openness.

OS: It’s beyond feminine or masculine. When you get into the idea of a third gender, it’s important to note how Bagoas physically occupies a space between the two—he’s not transgender, he behaves like a woman, but he’s also masculine— he’s a great, athletic dancer, and he identifies with the female. Alexander, in his relationship with Bagoas, goes beyond masculine and feminine definitions. And because of his upbringing, with his mother and father being so strongly opposite, you feel the place from where that exploratory tendency emerged. That was the great quest of his life, getting back to the womb, trying to make it all one—one world, one sexuality.

DC: Given the effort and inspiration that inform this movie, particularly this version of this movie, and many other movies of yours, do you think that it’s in you, at this point in your career, to make a movie that could be, rightly or wrongly, seen as a straight entertainment sans political themes or concerns, something like Any Given Sunday or U-Turn?

OS: Absolutely. It’s all temporary, this matrix, this tyranny of popular fashion shows, who’s hot, who’s cold, what kind of movies should be made, all that crap. Nixon was a tremendous letdown. I love that movie, and I know you love it. I feel that few people saw through all the fog surrounding that movie and picked up on what it really was. In the same way, Any Given Sunday is filled with the same kind of detail. If you love football, you’ll see that detail and appreciate it. Currently I’m doing a 12-hour documentary regarding the forgotten history of the United States. Three years of work so far and the culmination of all my themes in contemporary American history from 1945 till now. But I am working separately on a film called Savages. Totally fun entertainment—Southern California, young people, drugs, violence, sex, Jules and Jim-- (Laughs) Personal? No. I was never that, but I love that kind of movie, like U-Turn or Any Given Sunday. I’m comfortable in all those worlds.

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RECOMMENDED FURTHER READING AND VIEWING



The trailer for Alexander Revisited: The Final Cut.

** The image to which Stone refers at this point in the interview is visible in this trailer



A video essay on JFK by Kevin B. Lee and Matt Zoller Seitz



A video essay on Nixon by Kevin B. Lee and Matt Zoller Seitz



A video essay on Alexander and W by Kevin B. Lee and Matt Zoller Seitz

Owen Gleiberman on Nixon and JFK

Responses to Oliver Stone’s Alexander: Film, History and Cultural Studies. (You can look inside the book here.)

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Saturday, May 31, 2014

THE 2014 WHITE ELEPHANT BLOGATHON: BROTHERHOOD OF DEATH (1976)



Produced by Ronald K. Goldman (the man who brought you previously marginal blaxploitation classics like Sweet Jesus, Preacherman and The Black Gestapo), the typically crude, rude and violent Brotherhood of Death (1976) hitched its wagon to  the tail-end of the first wave of low-budget, African-American-centric action pictures of the ‘70s, cruising straight through rural Southern drive-ins and urban fleapit cinemas, where it was a minor hit, and into relative obscurity. From there it was eventually rescued, its reputation revived somewhat courtesy of Quentin Tarantino’s evangelistic pursuit of genre cinema’s dimmest, dankest corners, to live again on DVD and now as one more choice you didn’t know you had to make on Netflix Streaming.

Taken strictly as a time-capsule specimen, of a popular film trend as well as a hazy glimpse back at life in the still turbulent post-Civil Rights Movement South, Brotherhood of Death definitely has a pulse. The movie opens on a montage of scenes seen from a car driving through a small Southern town—we see the black citizenry at work in the fields, milling about outside their less-than-modest homes, their children playing in the streets. The relative peace of their business can’t conceal the air of oppression that still hangs in the air. Without a whiff of art (and not much craft either), the soundtrack that accompanies these images is what raises a viewer’s expectations. As they observe the wary faces which we also see, we hear the voices of two white men as they drive past, chewing the gristle about changes in the South they’re none too happy about:


“I was readin’ about what Johnson’s doing for these niggers down here. None of the niggers down here didn’t want none of that free stuff till the federals started spoon-feedin’ ‘em. They was happy. They took it easy. They didn’t work too hard. They had plenty of work when they needed it. They see ‘em out in the fields and they feel sorry for ‘em— ‘Oh, look, they’re workin’ too hard!’ They don’t realize all that breedin’ in Africa made ‘em fit for all that physical labor. They like it! ‘Course pickin’ bananas off all them trees made ‘em lazy.”

Those who still harbor the illusion that we’re living in some ill-defined “post-racial America” and would watch this opener wagging fingers from a perch of assumed enlightenment need only be reminded of how fundamentally similar these observations are to the ones which got that thought-impaired duckhead Phil Robertson in so much temporary hot water a few months ago, and how quickly his reactionary support base jumped to his defense. Within the social context of its time the sequence packs an unexpected punch. And maybe even because of our knowledge of how these festering feelings, thanks to social media, are now often brought out, wriggling and spewing into the open, it’s even more wrenching. In the contrast between the images of beaten-down glances, of toil only a few generations removed from that of slave labor, and the smug, self-righteous entitlement of the white boys behind the wheel, Brotherhood of Death grabs onto a little power and casually gives it a good shake.


Unfortunately, that’s only the first five minutes. Post opening credits, you can practically hear the air leaking out of the movie as it lurches into its setup. Three African-American pals (Le Tari, Haskell Anderson and Washington Redskins wide receiver Roy Jefferson, all three only as good in their roles as the circumstances require), fed up with the continued violent influence of the Klan in their hometown, somewhat illogically decide that volunteering for army service in the jungles of Vietnam (or in this case, some wooded park area outside of Washington, D.C.) is the better option for healthy, sustained living. It’s here where they learn the guerrilla tactics that they will eventually take home and put to use against their local grand wizards and the sheriff’s corrupt deputies. (As depicted here, the Viet Cong prove much less resilient than your average bloodthirsty redneck,  easily dispatched after having interrupted our heroes hanging out in the woods—er, jungle, toking on some really good Vietnamese shit.)

Once back home, they try to channel their new sense of empowerment into helping battle the various social injustices in their town. But soon enough one of their buddies fall victim to a Klansman who doesn’t take too kindly to their uppity behavior (recruiting black folks to vote??!!), and the friends realize that the only effective way to fight a cross-burning racist is with punji sticks, land mines and other really aggressive countermeasures.

The prevailing aesthetic in Brotherhood of Death is, as you might have guessed, bare-bones. Outside of that opening sequence (and a glimpse of a Ku Klux Klan billboard-- see above-- spotted outside Smithfield, North Carolina, the image of which is repurposed for the end credits), the movie’s low-down verisimilitude is almost entirely staged, having been shot in the rural areas outlying Washington, D.C. rather than the South. But no matter. First-time director Bill Berry doesn’t have much solid storytelling sense to spend on establishing atmosphere or geography anyway. No sooner than the men hatch the idea of going to Vietnam, it’s just a couple of stock battle shots before we’re suddenly with them (and noticeably few other soldiers— darn low budget) deep behind enemy lines. And after the obligatory rape scene back home to get the vengeance juices flowing, there’s no scene of the woman reporting the crime or her reaction to it—the news that she’s been assaulted is dropped over drinks at the local bar where the friends and other locals are hanging out, and she’s never heard of or seen again. So it goes. At a length of 77 minutes, there’s really only time for the good stuff.

The one place the movie doesn’t skimp is on sleazy white villainy. The local sheriff (think a poor man’s William Shallert) is apparently the only decent white man in town, and he’ll still call a 6’5”, 250-pound man “boy” to his face without even thinking about it. But then there’s a murderous deputy with a hairbrush mustache that would put Wilford Brimley to shame, the wild-eyed local Grand Wizard, who just happens to be the town district attorney—his post-raid speech to the faithful must have had Charles Laughton frantically trying to reach his lawyers from beyond the grave— and various uniformed and sheeted minions of terror who exist mainly to get blown up real good.

It’s entirely possible that I might have enjoyed Brotherhood of Death a whole lot more if I’d seen it in a drive-in in 1976, and even on Netflix it’s an agreeable way to kill time filling in the blanks as you attempt to check one more title off the list on your way toward Compleat Blaxploitation Expert status. But beyond the sense of community it displays in the scenes back home-- some of which might be due to the fact that the actors were largely recruited through a local talent agency run by the fellow who plays the ton preacher—the movie doesn’t have much to add to the lexicon of outrageous blaxploitation outrage. The action is at times so lethargically paced and cobbled together that I found myself pining for the rickety directorial vision of Ferd and Beverly Sebastianwho at least had a mighty heap of conviction to add to their sleaze. Even the obligatory Brotherhood of Death funk theme song-- “Get off your high horse!”-- is sorta lame.

All due respect to Tari, Anderson and especially Jefferson, who does have a couple of good moments, but ultimately the movie is sorely lacking a dynamic personality around which all the revenge and carnage can coalesce. By 1976 we already knew that Coffy was the color and that one must render unto Black Caesar what is Black Caesar’s. By comparison, the gents at the heart of the Brotherhood of Death are just a couple of black dudes sittin’ around, talkin’… and tokin’… and knifing… and shooting… until all the money and the film runs out.

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This piece is my entry in The 2014 White Elephant Blogathon being shepherded by Philip Tatler over at his blog Diary of a Country Pickpocket. In this blogathon event, which is one of my favorites of every year, writers like myself submit a title—something good, something disreputable—that they’d like to read one of the other participating writers expound upon. Then each writer is assigned a movie from that pool of titles, and the fun begins. Philip will be keeping tabs on all the submissions at his blog, and I hear tell he’s also going to compile a little “best-of” collection from years past as well. Hop on over there and check out all the rampaging white elephants on display beginning tomorrow, June 1.

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