Friday, September 07, 2007

EXTRA! Found! LOST NIXON PRESS CONFERENCE!


The lost Nixon press conference has been unearthed. Take note, GW, and make sure that family heirloom bulk eraser is in good working order.

(Thanks to the tireless journalists at The Onion for doing what it takes to fill in these gaps in the history of our long national nightmare.)

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3 comments:

Jonathan Lapper said...

I do love the Onion. But I found the funniest bits to be in the intro with snippets of past addresses. I loved, "If you don't want to see Checkers put down, you'll submit to my demands" and the George W. take on the famous Reagan Berlin Wall speech, "Saddam Hussein, tear down this hospital!"

blaaagh said...

Hahaha...I shouldn't laugh--it's so childish--but damn, that was funny anyway, especially in light of what I've read since Nixon's presidency about what he was really like, even from reasonable voices like Walter Cronkite's. Thanks for the laughs.

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