Sunday, March 12, 2006

81 CANDLES FOR ROBERT ALTMAN (Part 4)


UPDATED 3/15/06 9:38 am

NOTE: This is the final installment of my personal retrospective on the films of Robert Altman, in honor of the director's 81st birthday and the honorary Oscar bestowed upon him by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences during last Sunday's Oscar ceremonies. You can access part one of this article by scrolling down this page or by clicking here. Part two of this article can also be found by scrolling down the page or by clicking here. Part three can be found by scrolling down or clicking here.

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By the time the ‘80s were lurching to a close, it might not have been unreasonable for fans and appreciators of Robert Altman’s films to think that he might be at a sort of crossroads. He’d spent nearly the entire Reagan era doing theater and adapting plays into films, all of them on a scale that allowed him complete artistic freedom and control, but that also kept his work almost on the level of a connoisseur’s well-kept secret—not exactly, except in certain circles, what you’d call high profile projects. Would he continue on in this mode, shrugging that Altmanesque shrug, perhaps only to dribble away into irrelevancy? Or would he look down other paths until he found the right road on which to travel and ensure that his art would remain vital? How fitting, in a specifically ironic-twist kind of way, that the projects which would ultimately pave the way for Altman’s re-emergence into a larger cinematic consciousness, and into the kind of acceptance within Hollywood that he hadn’t experienced since the heyday of the early to mid ‘70s, would be television projects. It wouldn’t exactly be a return-to-his-roots kind of television either, but a furthering of his artistic concerns with the medium in narrative formats that would seem familiar to those who followed his work in the dark shadows of the ‘80s, and also to those who remembered the heights he scaled with The Long Goodbye and McCabe and Mrs. Miller and California Split and Nashville. By infusing a well-made play with new blood (and timeliness), and by tackling the American political process and causing us to re-examine our own participation in it (in an election year, no less), Altman would, to everyone who was not paying attention in the years immediately following the Popeye-inspired exile, seem to make a spectacular comeback. To everyone who was paying attention, it would seem instead that a sleeping audience was finally beginning to wake up.

THE CAINE MUTINY COURT-MARTIAL (1988) It was hard to believe, when I read the TV listings for that Sunday night back in 1988, that there was a new Robert Altman movie on the way, and it was playing on CBS. But there it was, and there was no way I could possibly miss it. I remember being thrilled to see the military procession, filmed through Altman’s zooming, probing lens that opens the movie in such a muted fashion. (Hearing the marches played by a brass band, here imbued with an unsettling, mournful quality, sounded a lot like how the brass band score overlaid on the football game in M*A*S*H would sound if were being played at a funeral.) Altman’s uncut adaptation of Herman Wouk’s play gets underway slowly, deliberately, and the players—Jeff Daniels, Eric Bogosian, Michael Murphy, Daniel Jenkins, Kevin O’Connor—lay the table with much pleasure for probably the best TV movie of the decade. (Admittedly, the competition was slight—we were used to thinking of TV movies in terms of Meredith Baxter Birney getting hooked on smack, or Tori Spelling sleepwalking through lurid titles like Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? Few TV movies could approach the quality of craft and the artistic intelligence of Altman’s film, and the form itself would start to die off for the big three networks in the early ‘90s, only to emerge revitalized on HBO and Showtime.) But I was thrown for a while, the first time I saw Caine Mutiny Court-martial, by the excessive stylization of Brad Davis’ performance as Captain Queeg. He seemed to stick out like a very sore thumb amongst the seasoned players that were otherwise working in Altman’s milieu and merging seamlessly with the pictorially probing yet unassuming style of the film. Davis, on the other hand, seemed excessively paranoid and jangled, all tics and beats pounding rhythmically between his ears to a manic tune no one else seemed to be hearing. I left the movie feeling that his Queeg was the fly in the ointment, that the actor seemed overwhelmed by his assignment, intimidated by his director, and outclassed by his cast mates. But of course I was missing the point. It was only upon turning the movie over in my head in the days and weeks that followed that Altman’s plan began to click for me. (That it took so long, taking a backseat to my sense of enjoyment of it as drama is, I think, not necessarily a bad thing.) I began to realize, in contemplating it afterward, how Altman was channeling the events of the day to inform his film-- Oliver North and the Iran-Contra hearings must have been foremost on his mind. Indeed, much of the trial is staged to suggest camera placement familiar from those hearings, and North’s own twisted and impenetrable sense of morality is most definitely (and purposefully) echoed in Davis’ characterization, which itself seems, in light of comparison to North, purposefully and satirically overscaled, not a miscalculation at all. (And, after all, what is Humphrey Bogart’s Queeg if not grand and grotesque, bug-eyed and over-the-top?) I’ve seen The Caine Mutiny Court-martial a couple of times since it’s initial showing (it was released on VHS and laserdisc in 1992) and it has remained an exciting and powerful work in my memory, and it joins many of the other Altman films I’ve talked about in this series that I’m eager to revisit.















TANNER ‘88 (1988)

“Exercise your right to vote
Choose the one you like the most
It's your individual right to choose
The one you want to fight for you
Vote!

Pick the proper candidate
You can change the course of fate
It's a decision you must make to choose
The one you think is great for you
Vote!”

That campaign song recurs throughout all 11 episodes of Tanner ‘88, trumping even John Williams’ “The Long Goodbye” for ubiquity (if not flexibility of form) over the course of a single Altman project. The director, collaborating this time not only with his usual company of superb actors (and a collection of real-life politicos who were actually out on the campaign trail while Tanner mixed it up with them in pursuing his fictional presidential candidacy), but with the most high-profile screenwriter of his career, Garry Trudeau, creator of Doonesbury. (I’m not counting Sam Shepard here, or any of the other playwrights like Wouk or Rabe that Altman adapted in the ‘80s, because the texts in those instances remained essentially the same or, in Wouk’s case, restored to its original form—they weren’t true collaborations in the way Altman has trained us to think of a collaboration.) Tanner’s campaign song, in concert with his curt slogan—“For Real”-- accesses a kind of Walkerian (as in Hal Phillip) simplicity and naivete that runs in bracing contrast to the spectacular surgical precision (amidst all the usual glorious Altmanesque clutter and loquacity) with which Altman and Trudeau dismantle, satirize, mock, soberly examine and criticize the mainstreaming of media influence and marketing into the political process circa 1988. No surprise—seeing it in 2006 in no way diminishes the trenchant points the two were making; if anything, it emphasizes how much more of a mean-spirited circus the process has become in the intervening years. Pat Robertson and Bob Dole and Ralph Nader were one thing; it’s much harder to imagine Tanner encountering Bush and Cheney on the campaign trail and having them good-naturedly participate as if they were encountering a familiar political rival in front of Altman’s cameras—though it’s fun to imagine the sky-high entertainment value the inevitable plethora of outtakes would generate as W struggles to improvise believably with Michael Murphy et al.)















My one regret about last weekend’s Altman Blog-a-Thon (to which this fourth installment in my retrospective is surely the last piece to be submitted) is that no one took on the task of dissecting and considering Tanner ‘88*, a task that is certainly more than I’m up to at the moment, either intellectually or in terms of the time I’d have to offer such an undertaking. Tanner '88 remains for me a work that consistently rewards, as does all the best of Altman, repeated and close viewing, for the extrication of its brilliant lines of thinking on the various social and political issues it weaves into its scenarios, and for all the amazing instances of throwaway behavior that the camera catches on the fly. It may be Altman’s most densely packed work, and that’s really saying something. The series' under-the-coffee-table view of the process of primary elections, intimate and surreptitious and revealing of that system’s ultimate exclusivity, resonates like few other works of art that have taken the hungry beast of the American political process as its subject. (I have not yet caught up with Altman and Trudeau's follow-up, entitled Tanner on Tanner, but it's definitely on my Netflix queue. Note too that the Criterion disc of Tanner '88 features all new bumpers before each episode, "interviews" with Michael Murphy, Cynthia Nixon and Pamela Reed, in character, reminiscing about the '88 campaign. Those bumpers are excellent bits in themselves and well worth a look.)

* I never mind being proven wrong, especially when it leads to more good writing. Seems I was errant in my claim that no one wrote about Tanner '88 for the Altman Blog-a-Thon. In fact, Quiet Bubble submitted an excellent essay, which I read with pleasure this morning, that more than fulfills my desire to have a good writer wrap his or her head around Altman's teeming and provocative miniseries. Thanks, QB!

VINCENT AND THEO (1990) I saw Vincent and Theo with my wife when we were first getting to know each other, before we would even consider our outings to movies and restaurants and the like as “dates.” She was professedly unimpressed with Altman as a director—I remember a particularly heated discussion about Nashville in a Denny’s off the 405 in Irvine from which I emerged thinking, “Well, if that doesn’t derail this budding relationship, nothing will.” (A premise that was adequately proven when I later revealed my affinity for the films of Brian De Palma.) I remember her expressing anger and frustration at Altman as the lights came up on Vincent and Theo over the director’s mistreatment, as she perceived it, of the character played by Johanna ter Steege. She felt this mistreatment was indicative of Altman’s general disregard for women, and this negative response was one she had to the entire film. I remember being a little confused by that objection, as the character didn’t seem to me to have been excessively abused or humiliated by the director. I remember finding the movie much more interesting than my soon-to-be-wife did, particularly as an acting exercise, but frustrating in the way that many films about artists, particular painters and writers, are—it’s exceedingly difficult to dramatize the creative process and demonstrate why a man like van Gogh, apart from his looming reputation and the excessive prices for which his paintings have been auctioned, was a great artist (the contribution made by Martin Scorsese and Richard Price to the New York Stories omnibus, Life Lessons, seems to cut much closer to this particular bone). I can remember watching Vincent and Theo and thinking of the myriad ways in which I recognized it as a work worthy of respect amidst the whole of Altman’s filmography, but it has never resonated with me like many of his films have and I have never felt particularly compelled, in the ensuing 16 years since its release, to re-experience it. I have a feeling I shall soon, but for now it remains a minor Altman film for me.

Fortunately, Peter Nellhaus chose the film for his contribution to the Altman Blog-a-Thon, and his brief piece provides a clear perspective which may be fairly representative of the thoughts, however organized or unformed, of many of the film’s detractors. Here’s Peter:

“If one has limited knowledge about art and artists, Vincent and Theo reinforces the idea that the film was made simply because the artist was famous, leaving why he is famous unanswered. By presenting van Gogh as the proto tortured and starving artist while ignoring the meaning of his artwork, Vincent and Theo becomes a film about a person who is famous for being famous, a celebrity biography with claims to higher aspirations.”

(In between Vincent and Theo and Short Cuts, Altman directed an opera based on Frank Norris’ novel McTeague, which also served as the inspiration for Erich von Stroheim’s notoriously butchered silent film Greed, and a performance film featuring Ruth Brown, Bunny Briggs, Linda Hopkins and a host of others entitled Black and Blue. I used to have a copy of Black and Blue on VHS, but somehow it no longer exists, and I have never seen McTeague. If anyone has any tips on how I can hook up with these titles, I’d very much appreciate the guidance.)

THE PLAYER (1992) The way all of Hollywood lined up to be in Altman’s adaptation of Michael Tolkin’s blistering novella about Hollywood’s dark underbelly, and the way the town was buzzing about how big an event the finished film would certainly become, told a lot, in the days before the movie’s release, about the movie industry’s amusing insularity (partially the subject of the film), and it also revealed to a startling degree just how much they really didn’t seem to “get it.” It also said a lot about the acting community in particular and their genuine respect for the director that they would be so willing to prostrate themselves and clamor so publicly just to be a small part of Altman’s big inside joke. If I was an actor, I bet I’d worship Altman too, given his track record with performances and his willingness to suggest that three-quarters of what’s good about any of his movies is the result of what the actors bring to the process. It’s a very generous assessment that I don’t doubt Altman on some level believes, even though I’ve often thought it sounded a little bit disingenuous. The sense of glee he takes at shredding Hollywood, his old nemesis, from the inside out, and the level of craft that he displays in The Player’s opening shot alone, proves that it’s not just the actors providing the juice here. That famous tracking shot serves as a parody of Welles, a pat on the back for the more self-congratulatory film buffs in the audience, sure, but more importantly it establishes itself as a brilliant distillation of the workings of a studio and an astringent look at the desperation involved in hatching a saleable idea-- the camera creeps past bungalow windows, allowing us to eavesdrop on some pretty farfetched pitches, some of which sound just plausible enough that I bet more than one studio exec, missing the point for surely not the last time during the film’s very entertaining two hours, probably thought, “Hey, why didn’t I think of that?” upon first encountering the film.

There’s a lot to enjoy in this rather fizzy (for an Altman film) comedy, and it’s not surprising that most of the ire Altman works out is directed toward those greasy studio types that he constantly baited, and who so eagerly took the bait, as he first began navigating the tributaries of Hollywood in the ‘70s. And it’s ultimately a pretty grim affair, what with murderous studio head Griffin Mill’s triumphant assimilation into the life of the screenwriter he killed, stroking the pregnant belly of the screenwriter’s ex-girlfriend, heading off, as the film ends, to a scot-free life of privilege decorated by the picket-fence Americana of a thousand small-town movie fantasies that have been grafted rather neatly onto his own corrupt Hollywood lifestyle. I just wish the movie as a whole had the sense of consequence that Altman successfully conveys in his conclusion. He’s having fun with his actors, and the movie is undeniable fun, but I just wish it had more of the true, profound sting throughout that we’re left with as the movie ends. Seeing The Player on opening weekend in the heart of Hollywood, surrounded by an auditorium packed with celebrities and industry types, was a strange and disconcerting experience. It was a bitterly funny movie, and not incidentally a fairly nasty one, that was being received by this particular audience—in reality, the film’s target-- as an insider love letter to the movie business. Each tiny throwaway line and gesture was greeted with howls of knowing laughter—it almost felt like a game of one-upsmanship to see who could be seen and heard laughing and responding to every perceptible reference the movie had to offer. It was easy to imagine the movie not going down with such approving applause and incessant, almost boorish laughter in, say, Peoria.

Another participant in the Altman Blog-a-Thon, the Self-Styled Siren, delivered a terrific post on The Player last weekend, entitled ”Robert Altman Says It To Their Faces”. The SSS provides yet another sharp and funny perspective, as is her typical mode, on the movie that brought Altman, however briefly, back onto the A-list. I gratefully acknowledge her smart observations about the picture and hope you’ll enjoy reading her post as much as I did.












SHORT CUTS (1993) And now for a bit of blasphemy... Short Cuts is a movie that many, in the afterglow of The Player, were quick to proclaim another masterpiece on the level of Nashville, and believe me, when I went to see it the day it opened, that was just what I was hoping I’d see, just what I’d convinced myself ahead of time that I inevitably would see. And for days and weeks and months afterward I kept trying to reconcile all those glowing notices with the nagging disappointment and disillusionment I felt over the film. The truth was, as I would come to acknowledge in a process that spanned approximately the last 10 years, I didn’t like Short Cuts much at all. In fact, when I sat down with it to create the subtitles for the recently released Criterion DVD edition, I came away with the realization that not only did I not like it, I pretty much hated it. For me, Short Cuts, the movie that many revere and place amongst the highest achievements in the Altman canon, is a bitter, lazy, ugly and fruitless exercise in cultural condescension and narrative dead-ends that take the form of Altman’s most successful experiments in overlapping storytelling and allusive connections, but are as wilted on the vine as those other great works are still vibrant and alive and continuing to flower with each new viewing.

It was asked recently in the comments section of Matt Zoller Seitz’s blog The House Next Door whether or not there was anyone who believed the frequent charges of misanthropy in regards to Altman’s films had any merit. I generally find the "misanthrope" tag not applicable in any meaningful way to Altman's approach—his oft-observed fraternity with his actors and his willingness to express admiration and love for even the most lowly and screwed-up of his characters seems to preclude such conclusions. But even if Altman was a raging misanthrope, that wouldn't negate him or diminish him for me as an artist if he had something interesting to say to go along with that attitude, and amplified it with his usual stylistic command.

That said, I find Altman's attitude in Short Cuts toward the people he portrays, and the city he supposedly investigates, as veering dangerously close to poisonous. Any mosaic of human behavior that finds so little room for anything other than the suffocating relationships and subodinated rage (all the better for lifting the roofs off the houses in suburban Los Angeles, as the director has suggested, and exposing the way people outside the moneyed neighborhoods really live) betrays, I think, a somewhat puny and vinegary vision of humanity. And for a movie that claims such lofty intent as to get at an examination of the “real” Los Angeles—that is, outlying neighborhoods like Downey and Glendale and Santa Ana, et al.—the movie is startlingly homogenous and narrow-minded in its observations, and it doesn’t feel any more like the Los Angeles I’ve known for almost 20 years than does Sunset Boulevard or Die Hard or Lost Highway or 1941—in fact, it feels a whole lot less like Los Angeles to me than any of those films do. (Thom Andersen, in his film Los Angeles Plays Itself, expressed a similar distrust and annoyance with Short Cuts and Altman for presuming to construct a narrative about the city’s middle classes when the end result feels as if he’s never left Beverly Hills. For a film allegedly about Los Angeles, Short Cuts skews awfully white.) That’s all the more distressing when you think of the heights Altman’s earlier films have scaled when it comes to presenting a range of emotion and human behavior, explicable and eccentric, none of which ever seemed to come bearing labels or preconceptions, and none of which ever seemed so narrowly intended to represent, in such a general way, the bitter existence of a specific group of people (I think even the mean-spiritedness of A Wedding comes off looking more evenhanded that does the meandering brutality of Short Cuts.)












And just as a piece of entertainment I found Short Cuts, upon my most recent viewing last year, to be largely annoying-- there's an awful lot of scenes involving actors yelling presumably cutting things at each other that seem atypically unshaped and left to dangle within the Nashville-like interlocking story structure. In this regard, I find the Tim Robbins-Madeline Stowe and the Frances McDormand-Peter Gallagher storylines ridiculously miscalculated-- this is the quintessence, I think, of black humor that doesn't work at all allowed to dribble on and on and make the same dubious points over and over again about the myopia and hatefulness of the characters. Much is frequently made of the story involving Matthew Modine and Julianne Moore, particularly in regard to her nudity. But it is hardly ever observed just how shrill and unmoored their performances seem in this scene, even accounting for Moore’s unblinkered exposure of her natural redheadness. Modine, in particular, seems out of his league and does little more than yell helplessly. By the time this couple gets together with Anne Archer and Fred Ward (whose own potentially volatile storyline, involving the discovery of a corpse, reaches the same dead end), and they all get drunk and start putting on clown makeup and making faces at each other, the movie has deteriorated into an imitation of convoluted behavior that seemed ill-advised when Antonioni tried it in Blow-up 20 years earlier. The one story that does attempt to grab at our emotions-- the baker tormenting the family whose son has died after being hit by a car-- is fatally undermined by some of the worst performances I’ve ever seen in an Altman film, courtesy of Andie McDowell, Lyle Lovett, Jack Lemmon. (Only Bruce Davison, as the boy’s father, and Lily Tomlin, as the waitress who hits the child and halfheartedly attempts to help him, come off well here. And don’t get me started on Tom Waits, as Tomlin’s parasitical boyfriend, who is far less charming than Altman, and eventually Tomlin, seems to think he is.)












I don't usually like to play the literature card as a finger-wagging comparison when thinking about adaptations either, but the way Raymond Carver (whose stories are the ones being pilloried here for their artistic cachet) develops this same situation, with such poetry and simplicity and understated agony, shames Altman's rendering of it. One of the major problems I have with Short Cuts is the degree to which it relies on Carver’s reputation to paper over the deficiencies in the film on a conceptual level, on a performance level, and on a directorial level. The estate of Raymond Carver, in the personage of Carver’s lover and fellow poet Tess Gallagher, gave Altman carte blanche here and was (and continues to be, if the DVD is any indication) completely suportive of the undertaking to marry Carver’s sensibility with that of Altman. In watching the bonus material on the DVD, it’s somewhat discomfiting to see how Gallagher and the usual gallery of talking actor heads are so eager to go on and on about how the two artists' sensibilities meshed so well on the project; I think that the very opposite is true.

Carver's sense of locale, of often kind, often ruthless introspection, of precise but never too-clever poetry, is constantly at odds with Altman's amorphous melting-pot sensibility (at least as it is articulated here). And it's a fatal miscalculation to just assume that Carver's stories, so rooted in the rhythms and observations of the Northwest, could simply be transplanted to Los Angeles with so little in the way of a leap of creative reimagination. It's almost like saying that what's really important about Carver was not his literary voice, his longing to connect in abstract and very real ways with his environment, the stillness of his approach, and the way the man put words together, but instead his plots. Altman wants to score easy points off the boorish behavior and closed-off experience of a group of characters for whom he has little of his characteristic warmth and acceptance of their various oddities and blemishes, but instead plenty of uncharacteristic contempt. And he wants to get away with it by taking on the mantle of a fellow artist whose particular vision was full of harshness and bitter truth, but also open to the possibility of the kind of transcendence that is shrugged off and pooh-poohed here in favor of a curdled hopelessness. That's what Short Cuts boils down to for me—the appropriation of superior material put to the service of a narrow and calculatedly ugly portrait of humanity. The fact that it is easily Altman's most unpleasant movie on a surface and a subterranean level makes it one that I hope never to have to see again.














PRET-A-PORTER (Ready To Wear) (1994)
On the other hand, I love the crazy-quilt, ridiculous party pitch of Pret-a-Porter, even the poop jokes (I loved 'em in Brewster McCloud too.) Brian Darr, in a discussion of the film over at The House Next Door, made an observation that I hadn't considered about the film’s fascination with dog shit that I really like, and that is its function as a sophomoric reminder that even beautiful Paris is subject to the whims of nature, and that there might just be a smell that travels along with those whims that could go a step or two toward explaining the city's pungent quality. (Now, there's an element that might transfer to Los Angeles, or any other city, with much more reasonable efficiency than using Raymond Carver as a skeleton for a series of bitter, seriocomic stylistic riffs and calling it a meeting of artistic minds.)

I'm in love with the cacophony of Altman's films in general, Pret-a-Porter being the most "what-the-fuck" of all of his big party films, and I enjoy the fact that it seems so haphazardly smashed and crumpled and taped together. Particularly after the sour mash of Short Cuts, I found the fizziness of Pret-a-Porter, and its disregard for looking foolish or inconsequential, or even coherent, to be a welcome tonic. And any movie that allows Marcello Mastroianni and, more importantly, Sophia Loren to revisit that striptease from Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow (this time with a twist) has nothing to be ashamed of in my book, regardless of whether it all "works" or not. I'm glad it's out there. Pret-a-Porter is probably my favorite Altman orphan.















KANSAS CITY and JAZZ ‘34 (1996)
Altman’s love letter to his home city is, in a lot of ways, a great movie—it’s atmospheric, the jazz milieu is brilliantly imagined and staged, and the way the music interweaves with the story lends it the kind of swaying, syncopated texture that keeps you constantly in its grasp, even when you sense the narrative and the actors failing the director. (George Clooney employed the same kind of visual/aural snytax in punctuating his Good Night, and Good Luck with all those smoky, insinuating numbers teased and belted out by Diane Reeves.) But Kansas City is simply less compelling as a piece of storytelling, even as it deconstructs the attendant mythology surrounding the 100-proof gangster milieu in which the film is soaked and examines the way race and politics were inextricably intertwined in the city in the 1930s. It has at its center a terrifying and nuanced perfomance by Harry Belafonte as the seductive gangster Seldom Seen, and two very odd, overmodulated performances by Jennifer Jason Leigh, who resorts to kindapping the wife of a local politican (Miranda Richardson, dulled by a drug habit and still threatening to spin wildly right out of the movie) in order to secure through blackmail the release of her husband, a petty thief being held under Seldom Seen’s thumb. The film left a unsatisfying aftertaste when I last saw it, even as its atmosphere provides so much to enjoy and in which to become lost in reverie. But strangely enough, as I write about it now I feel the film pulling at me, beckoning me to get lost in it again, to re-evaluate it and search within it and follow the trails left by its various characters as they make their way through the film’s smoky moral morass. Even though I saw it only six months ago, I already feel like going back to Kansas City, which could be no better indication that I might have missed something the last couple of times I passed through. It’s Altman, after all, so I know I’ll return. And when I do, I’d love to see it alongside Altman’s wonderful documentary Jazz ‘34, which gives over full-time to the jazz musicians who were only intermittently highlighted in Kansas City

In 1997, Robert Altman created an anthology television series called Gun, which followed the path of a firearm as it moved from owner to owner. I never saw the series, which features performances by James Gandolfini, Rosanna Arquette, Martin Sheen, Jennifer Tilly, Brooke Adams and many others—Altman directed one episode, and others were directed by Ted Demme, Peter Horton, Jeremiah Chechik, James Foley and James Sadwith. But my sister-in-law gave me the DVD collection of the short-lived series six episodes, so I look forward to spinning those discs very soon.

THE GINGERBREAD MAN (1998) COOKIE’S FORTUNE (1999) DR. T AND THE WOMEN (2000)
In the wake of Kansas City’s status as a non-event at the box-office, and its critical dismissal, Altman found himself flirting with marginalization once again. He was obviously looking for a popular hit when he was hired to direct a film based on an original, and apparently discarded, story by John Grisham, and when he delivered The Gingerbread Man he found himself at odds with the studios again, who were threatening to wrestle final cut away from the master filmmaker based on a series of poor preview screenings. Aside from why the suits expected an Altman film to test well with audiences recruited from local shopping malls, one has to wonder what the studio thought it would be getting when it hired Altman for the project (it’s the old Popeye question rearing its ugly head again). But bad reputation aside, The Gingerbread Man is a very effective thriller, and Altman takes full advantage of the Savannah setting to soak the film in as much Southern ambience as the screen can hold, shaming Clint Eastwood’s film of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil in the process. When I saw this in the theater I remember thinking how exciting it was to see Altman, still at the top of his game, directing what can be described as a legal potboiler and seeing how well and exciting the results could be. What was that Pauline Kael comment about Altman making bread from stones by use of his magic as a director? She said it of Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, but in his directing of a stellar cast—this may be Kenneth Branagh’s last tolerable appearance on screen, and everyone from Robert Downey Jr. to Robert Duvall are used, in small roles, for utmost chilling effect—it’s certainly true of The Gingerbread Man as well.

Cookie’s Fortune and Dr. T and the Women find Altman continuing his expansive mapping of the ties and fulfillments of community and family, completing an unofficial trilogy of films positively marinating in the ambience and local flavor of their specifically Southern settings. (It’s interesting to look back on Altman’s career and see how many of his movies were inseparable from their location, almost as if the place where the action plays out is as important a character, in a metaphoric and sometimes even a literal sense, as the speaking roles inhabited by actors.) Cookie effectively revisits a kind of Wilderian (Thornton, not Billy) small-town farce and mixes it up with a liberal dash of Harper Lee, producing the closest thing to a grass-roots art-house hit Altman would have since the mid ‘70s.

And Dr. T and the Women, a retelling of the story of Job, with Job as a put-upon but ever gracious gynecologist at the center of a small universe of eccentric femininity, left the director open to even more accusations of misogyny than usual. Altman’s movie has a cast of female (and male) characters that are given respect through the way the director allows them to light up Dr. T’s universe even as they unwittingly begin to suffocate it, and they are given enough room to display foibles and behavior that may be funny, insipid, ridiculous or noble, none of which seems to indicate venomous disregard on the part of the director. Not that you'd know this by reading film critic Manohla Dargis, however. I remember writing a letter to Dargis, then the senior film editor at the L.A. Weekly, the week the film premiered. In her brief capsule review, the critic felt compelled to condemn outright what she took to be Altman’s suffocating fear of and contempt for women allegedly on display in this warmhearted comedy. The gist of her argument seemed to be built around the idea that it was patently offensive that any man should build a movie around so many women and not present each and every one of them with anything but sober respect and deference. Dargis then moved on to inform all of us who had the misfortune of believing Altman to be a great director that, in fact, he hadn’t made a good movie since The Long Goodbye. I also remember I wasn’t the only reader who wrote in response to that absurd claim, and I salute the Weekly for allowing us to call this usually reliable and very intelligent critic on the carpet publicly for the knee-jerk reactionary tone of her comments. As for Dr. T, the movie ends on a jarring note, to be sure, as if a jazz piece suddenly ended with the unexpected flourish of an operatic aria, but it nonetheless fulfills Dr. T.’s, and Altman’s, wonder and awe at the feminine mystery and sends the movie off on a thrillingly high note.

(Quiet Bubble takes on Dr. T and the Women for the Altman Blog-a-Thon and has lots of interesting insight on how the movie works as a portrait of Dallas.)

GOSFORD PARK (2001) This is Altman returning with potency and piquancy to the role of genre-buster-- Gosford Park, by outward appearances, owes much to the Agatha Christie-Masterpiece Theatre template. But in most every way it offers itself up as a call out to those forms from the past while regarding them with glancing blows and a healthy disinterest in the creaky mechanisms of their plot-driven machinery—Altman’s far more interested in throwing this group together, privileged, pretentious society and the equally oppressive social strata operating throughout the servants’ quarters, to see what sticks. (It’s one of the delicious observations one can make about the film, which Altman never presses, that there is never a point during the main body of the film when there is not a servant present. The plot, ostensibly centered on a murder mystery, has barely had a chance to pick up steam before Altman deflates it by introducing a detective who cannot break through the contempt in which he is held by the various members of the house who are now suspects. His character eventually falls to the sidelines, having solved nothing, and we’re left to watch the real answer to the mystery coalesce around a group of servants who reveal, in the privacy of their chambers, rather than before a rapt audience in the study, the real background of the film’s fatal events. The film’s narrative revelation is powerfully acted, and it sends ripples back through what we know, or thought we knew to be true, about the ways the upstairs half are connected to the servants. None of these society hangers-on are doing much more than clinging to the proprieties of a dominant British society clearly on the wane, and none are willing to admit to their various states of insolvency which places them, at least on a monetary scale, much closer to the downstairs servants than they’d ever care to be made public. The Gosford Park mansion servants, on the other hand, continue to operate within this familiar structure more out of a sense of historical habit than owing to being subject to any real financial or societal privilege on the part of this “ruling class.” This may be Altman’s most deceptively effortless film—like a true master, he evokes Renoir’s The Rules of the Game without ever presuming to claim anything more for the quality and durability of his own film than a certain “guilt” by association. And it feels as if the pieces, surely as arduously “choreographed” for the camera and assembled from various levels of improvisation, simply glided together by some sort of majestic design. Altman has imposed his fractured, observational technique on the very familiar skeleton of the British boarding room mystery and somehow managed to make it play very similarly to a life collage like Nashville. For his efforts, he’d one last time be nominated for a competitive Oscar, but Altman and the film would lose to Ron Howard and A Beautiful Mind. However, screenwriter Julian Fellowes would step up to the podium to accept the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay.

THE COMPANY (2002) By this point in my life, I was now the father of two girls, my second coming in August of the year this movie was released, and seeing movies on the big screen was becoming a much more difficult prospect. I tried mightily to get to see The Company on a big screen, but circumstances would not allow for it and I ended up seeing the film on DVD. I can only imagine that drinking in the imagery offered up in this documentary-style fictional account of the ins and outs of a fictional dance troupe (realized with the full cooperation of the Joffrey Ballet of Chicago) would have been an intoxicating experience, because even seeing it at home it was clear that the film I saw, an impressionistic drama that eschews melodrama and makes room for some lovely, unspoiled ballet performances, was probably the most visually gorgeous of 2002, and certainly one of Altman’s most invigorating visual/aural experiments. (This is the man who directed McCabe and Mrs. Miller, California Split, Nashville and 3 Women, remember, so that kind of praise is well-considered and sky-high indeed.) Altman, in concert with cinematographer Andrew Dunn, shoots the movie in a silken, almost weightless style on high-definition video, and it proves the lie to the generally accepted wisdom that video is incapable of registering the kind of depth and richness of imagery that film routinely can. The Company imbues scenes that could have been so very routine in the hands of anyone else and nimbly transforms them into gossamer spectacles of living, breathing, graphically wondrous, layered, flowing imagery that, incredibly, never comes off as precious, and indeed defuses some of the screenplay’s flirtations with familiar backstage drama. Neve Campbell and the rest of the dancing cast seem supremely lacking in self-consciousness. These people seem honestly observed, in a documentary sense, and therefore astounding to behold, even as they, so gifted with movement and grace, move about the world off-stage in a manner familiar to most of the rest of us. As a result, Malcolm McDowell, as the company’s mercurial artistic director and chief choreographer, has plenty of opportunity to stand out amongst the cast without unleashing his most outrageous impulses to go soaring over the top. Even his face at rest is so much more than what the other actors and dancers have to offer that he has to do very little to seem the most magnetic force of nature in the film. I’m not sure where The Company belongs in the ranks of Altman’s films—somewhere near the top, I’d say—but wherever it lands, it is thrilling to behold for its leaps and pirouettes, its sensitivity and agility, for its seemingly boundless capacity for beauty that seems to materialize out of the deceptively ordinary, right before our eyes. It is the work of a man who was 76 years old when it was made, and it makes the work of arduous and uninspired hacks half his age seem downright geriatric in comparison. Thirty-two years after M*A*S*H, Robert Altman was still showing the suits and the hot-shots how it can be done, and leaving most of them in the dust while he’s doing it.

On March 5, 2006, Robert Altman accepted an honorary Oscar for lifetime achievement, and graciously accepted the award while at the same time admitting he felt like, while these kinds of awards were usually signals that it was all pretty much over, he still had a long way left to go, and proceeded to offer evidence of the play he’s directing in London, and the new movie he’s about to unveil, as evidence supporting that assertion. Altman took the stage after being introduced by Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep in what has to be considered the wittiest and most nimbly executed bit of acting ever to grace the Oscar stage—they sharply approximated the kind of overlapping, head-butting dialogue that Altman pioneered in a long introduction that name-checked Nashville (twice), Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean and scores of other Altman films with which the audience in the Kodak Theater was probably only sketchily familiar. And it seemed like it took those starched folks in the Kodak an awfully long time to get the joke, too. The introduction, the slightly flummoxed Oscar audience, and Altman’s generous speech (during which he revealed a heart transplant he underwent 10 years ago and likened his filmmaking process to gathering a group of friends on the beach to build an elaborate sand castle, only to watch the tide sweep it all away in the twilight), all added up to perhaps the single most wonderful moment in the history of the Academy Awards.

As a tribute to Altman’s Oscar, Brian Darr used the occasion of the Altman Blog-a-Thon to imagine an Academy Awards ceremony entirely devoted to nominees derived from Altman’s films. It’s a wonderful way to remember all the performances that have helped make Altman’s films special, and in reading Brian’s list you’ll surely be inspired to add some nominees of your own.

The Altman Weekend Blog-a-Thon, which officially commenced last Friday, March 3, and for which this installment of “81 Candles for Robert Altman” will probably be the last, straggling entry, produced some really outstanding work in honor of this maverick director. I’ve noted a lot of outstanding entries as they have pertained to films I’ve discussed in this section, but those are by no means all that the Blog-a-Thon produced. Here are some others, courtesy of Matt Zoller Seitz, ringmaster of the Altman Blog-a-Thon:
N.Y. Film Critic examines Nashville song by song…

Jdanspa Wyksui encounters Nashville with fresh eyes…

and Michael Guillen at The Evening Class relates an evening with Altman watching Nashville at the Castro Theater in San Francisco.

Three posts in which to dive into McCabe and Mrs. Miller, courtesy of Bill Roundtree, The Listening Ear and Matt Zoller Seitz.


SLIFR reader and excellent blogger Machine Gun McCain opens up the vaults for a fascinating look at a post-3 Women short film directed by Altman for Saturday Night Live at More Than Meets the Mogwai.

Girish traverses the pre-M*A*S*H Altman with a consideration of one of the director’s least-known films, one which I haven’t seen myself-- That Cold Day in the Park starring Sandy Dennis and Michael Burns.

Thanks to Quiet Bubble again for pointing the way toward a voice of dissent amidst all the hosannahs and other hubbub surrounding Altman during his Oscar weekend: Daryl Chin on Altman and actresses.

On the subject of nudity, two fascinating posts, one from Liverputty which chronicles, with plenty of full-color illustrations, the history of flesh in Altman’s films, and a consideration of Julianne Moore’s memorable bottomless appearance in Short Cuts, courtesy of Five Branch Tree.

Filmbrain at Like Anna Karina’s Sweater surprises himself with his reaction to H*E*A*L*T*H.

David Lowery at Drifting on Images and O.C. and Stiggs.

That Little Round-Headed Boy offers a fascinating consideration of Popeye and boldly links it to another film in the Altman canon, its relationship to which only seems obvious after TLRHB makes his very cogent case.

And the analysis of Secret Honor doesn’t get much better than Tom Sutpen’s excellent piece on the film at If Charlie Parker Were a Gunslinger…

The Listening Ear relates why Robert Altman is key to his love of not just the director’s work, but of all movies.

And for those of you (and if you’ve read this far, I imagine you’re one of them) who are eagerly anticipating what’s next from this master director, last week Cinematical unveiled news of the recently released trailer for Altman’s upcoming A Prairie Home Companion. You can see the trailer by clicking here. Someone on IMDb has already checked in, proclaiming it’s “the movie of the year.” Well, all premature hyperbole aside, it’s hard to see how anyone who has spent their life watching Altman’s films could fail to get excited at what this fantastically tantalizing trailer has to offer. Altman got his honorary Oscar, true, but it looks like he’s still got plenty of wine in the old skin yet, and that’s truly an excellent prospect upon which to ruminate.

Finally, from me, when I think of the films of Robert Altman, I think not only of the ones he’s directed, but the ones that have been made in his shadow. And when I start running down a list of those titles, everything from the collected works of Alan Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson to Matt Zoller Seitz’s terrific ensemble piece Home (which I’ll be reviewing next week, in conjunction with an interview with the critic/filmmaker), it becomes even clearer the importance this director has had and continues to have for contemporary cinema. Even television, on shows as diverse as Hill Street Blues, St. Elsewhere, L.A. Law and most recently, Deadwood, bears traits and stylistic strategies directly traceable to Altman. But I’ve always felt that the best movie ever made in the shadow of Robert Altman’s influence was, and still is, Michael Ritchie’s Smile. Released four months after Nashville, in October 1975, Ritchie’s film followed the pattern of his own Downhill Racer and The Candidate, part of a series of films he made in the ‘70s whose mission it was to dissect and examine the peculiarly American strain of sometimes vicious competition in sports and, in Smile, the world of small-town beauty pageants. (Ritchie’s follow-up to Smile would be the brilliant baseball comedy The Bad News Bears.) The knife with which Ritchie mounts that satiric dissection was never sharper than it was in Smile, yet the movie never seems bitter or callous, and even its most cartoonish characters are allowed their moments of humanity and understanding—the list includes Bruce Dern’s used-car salesman, who is the pageant’s biggest business supporter, Barbara Feldon as a myopic pageant coordinator, Annette O’Toole as the most ruthless of all the two-faced pageant contestants, and even legendary choreographer Michael Kidd as the choreographer brought in to whip the show into shape, who at first seems like a prototypical show-biz bastard, but displays perhaps the most humane gesture in the entire film when an accident sidelines one of the contestants. Smile even looks at times like an Altman film, and by early 1975, when the film was shot, M*A*S*H, Brewster McCloud, McCabe and Mrs. Miller Images, The Long Goodbye and California Split had already infiltrated cinematic culture, so there’s little doubt that Michael Ritchie was influenced by the director’s style, consciously or not. After all, it was still the mid ‘70s, pre-Jaws, and though the time of this golden age of American filmmaking was nearing its end, it was still a time when it still wasn’t necessarily frowned upon to wear the influences of films that were less than box-office gold on your directorial sleeves. As much as I admire Magnolia, or Choose Me, or Songwriter, or Punch-Drunk Love, Smile strikes me as the most organic, the most natural, the least self-conscious overflow of the Altman sensibility onto that of another director, and like Altman’s films of the period it has not lost any of its likeability, the astringency of its humor, or its potency as a consideration of the social landscape which it examines in its own sharp and shaggy manner. It’s also one of the best and most overlooked films of the ‘70s, and it’s available on a very inexpensive MGM DVD, so I hope you’ll look it up one day and see if you don’t agree with me that it really is the Best Robert Altman Film Not Actually Directed by Robert Altman.

Thanks for hanging in there with me through this four-part retrospective. I hope it’s been as worthwhile for you as it has been for me!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

FRANK ZAPPA/NIGHT FLIGHT/1981/"MONTANA"



Frank Zappa in concert at MacArthur Court in Eugene, Oregon, March 27, 1980-- I was a senior at the University of Oregon when this picture was taken, I lived about a five-minute walk away from Mac Court, and I couldn't have cared less that I was missing this at the time. Of course now it's agonizing and annoying to think I was too dumb to take advantage of what would become an increasingly rare opportunity to see Zappa live. He quit touring with his rock band in 1988, and although I was lucky enough to see Banned from Utopia, a regrouping of key instrumentalists and vocalists from his touring bands, including Bruce Fowler, Albert Wing, Kurt McKendrick, Walt Fowler, Chad Wackerman and Ike Willis, several times in the late '90s, I never saw Zappa perform live. Thanks to the Web site Eugene Torrents for the great picture and for the set list from that March 1980 show.)

In the midst of putting together part 4 of “81 Candles of Robert Altman,” the last installment of my Robert Altman retrospective, I found my energy waning on this Thursday evening. It’s the third night in a row I haven’t had office work that I had to stay up late to finish, I feel some sort of cold or something coming on, there’s the possibility of a weekend of rain showers on the horizon, and it’s all conspired to make me feel very sleepy. So to a good night’s rest I go, and pledge I shall to finish and post Altman part four tomorrow night. But before I pull the covers up over my head, on to a little treat for some of you (and a major annoyance to others of you, I’m sure). Yesterday, my wife turned me on to the joys of YouTube.com, a video sharing site that seems to be a bottomless treasure chest of all sorts of video clips and short films, one of those sites you can spend far too much time mindlessly searching for every imaginable bit of minutiae, having pretty good luck unearthing lots of what you want and discovering lots of stuff you didn’t know existed. It was here tonight that I hit a mother lode of terrific Frank Zappa clips, including a piece from a spectacular short set that I originally saw (and taped on my trusty Betamax) on the old USA Network late-night weekend show Night Flight. It made me feel really good to see it again, and I wanted to post a link to it before YouTube.com gets too popular and ends up going the way of Napster and other free file-sharing services. So, without further ado, from 1981, Frank Zappa, with a band including Steve Vai, Ray White, Chad Wackerman and a host of others, and an excellent live rendition of "Montana", originally heard on the classic album Overnite Sensation.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

REPORT FROM LANE 5: LEBOWSKI FEST 2006


"They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that, exactly, but I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies, as the fella says. But I'll tell you what-- after seein' Los Angeles in this here story I'm about to unfold-- well, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me." -- The Stranger, from the opening narration of The Big Lebowski

You know you were waiting for it: Here’s my Lebowski Fest 2006 report and full-color photo album, perky paragraphs and picturesque portraits of a night of beer, bowling, boorish behavior, white Russians, crazy costumes and lessons on how to care for one's bowling equipment that came straight from the source. Here we go:

This is where it all happened: the Cal Bowl, Lakewood, California.

From left: Steve, Michelle (we met her and her boyfriend, Ryan, not pictured, just a few minutes before this photo was taken), Noel and Brian. Michelle and Ryan made up the fifth and sixth spots on our lane, and we were lucky to be teamed up with such good humored, genial folks, especially considering some of the goofballs on the lanes on either side of us!











Warming up at the cavernous Cal Bowl. Finding a bowling ball was not easy for one as sausage-fingered as I (even Brian had trouble finding a ball that he could jam his fingers into), but we eventually got lucky. Apparently only those with very slim digits bowl in Lakewood...

Jim Hoosier, who played Liam O’Brien, Jesus Quintana’s league partner in The Big Lebowski, demonstrates his showcase bowling ball buffing routine before the evening gets underway.

They came dressed as Maude Lebowski (Julianne Moore) and Jesus Quintana (John Turturro).







There were rumors of a Jeff Bridges-John Goodman sighting at the Cal Bowl that night. I can neither confirm nor deny those rumors; I can only offer you this photographic evidence and encourage you to weigh the facts and make your own decision as to what you believe…

We call him Catnappin’ King, the life of the party!

Here’s Ryan and Michelle at the end of the evening. Michelle took to holding her ball on her lap, as it was being continually co-opted by one of the thoughtless young maidens on the lane to our right. And I had some issues with a sturdy young fella trying to steal my ball, too. But maybe since I was dressed as Walter Sobchak, who, as you probably know, is not the kind of fella who would ever let that kind of aggression stand, I was moved to have a few words with the young interloper and we were able to come to an “understanding” without having to draw firearms or involve league officials.

Final high scores: Brian and Dennis, 140; Steve, Ryan, Noel, 135; Michelle, 122. We could leave the friendly confines of the Cal Bowl with our heads held high. I got my “Mark it 8, Dude” bumper sticker (now proudly featured on the back of my minivan, the vehicle endorsed by hard-ass bowlers the world over), and I picked up a couple of great T-shirts, one that says, “Do you know what happens, Larry?” on the front, the other with a bold “ACHIEVER” label on the front and a quote on the back: “And proud we are of all of them!” Yes, proud we were to be a part of Lebowski Fest 2006. It was a lot of fun, even if I never got to meet Edie McClurg… Edie, did you chicken out? Or just come to your senses? Next year, same lanes, perhaps?

Monday, March 06, 2006

OSCAR AFTERBURN: OPEN FORUM




UPDATE 3/7/06 9:30 a.m. I finally got around to checking in with some of my own thoughts on Sunday's Oscar show late last night (early this morning). They are posted below in the Comments section, but in case your scrolling finger hasn't yet loosened up today, here's just a sample:

"What a surprise, eh, that when (Jon) Stewart delivers exactly the kind of humor he's well known for, and he turns out not to be a gently ribbing industry suck-up like Billy Crystal, these writers (who dubbed the host's performance a failure), undoubtedly reflecting the attitudes of members of the Hollywood establishment who may have felt their toes getting stepped on by Stewart's refusal to buy into the Academy's inflated sense of itself, should step up and defend the poor, defenseless, yet still august institution against such crass bullying."

There's more below, plus plenty of room for you to check in and leave more of your own thoughts, before the heady sensation of Oscar Night drifts away entirely, as it always does. I loook forward to hearing more of what you have to say!

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Well, the sun has risen. The world did not end. Brokeback Mountain and Crash and Good Night, and Good Luck and Munich and Capote and every other nominee are exactly the same movies they were when they were released-- and two seconds before the winners were announced-- as they are right now, in the afterglow (or in the smoking ruins, depending on your perspective) of Oscar Night 2005. Since I’m not able to sit down and write anything until later this evening, I’d just like to turn SLIFR into an Open Oscar Forum today and let you check in with your thoughts on the evening’s proceedings? Did you think Jon Stewart did a good job? What was the best thing about the awards? The worst? How about those fake political ads? Who looked the most embarrassed? Would Lauren Bacall be justified in kicking the TelePrompter operator in the balls? Were you as surprised by Crash’s win as the woman in the orange dress seated next to Paul Haggis? And speaking of dresses, was there anyone who looked as good as Jennifer Garner or Salma Hayek or Keira Knightley did last night? Did anyone look as overly bronzed and from another planet as Jennifer Lopez? Should we just concede now that George Clooney is as close to an old-fashioned movie star as this generation is ever likely to see? Finally, do you feel, as Blaaagh exclaimed when he called me immediately after Robert Altman’s speech, that the director’s moment, complete with introduction by the brilliantly overlapping collision between Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep, was perhaps the finest moment in Oscar history? (I do.) Let’s hear it.

(I’ve transferred a couple of comments that were left under another post to kind of kick-start the proceedings.)

Sunday, March 05, 2006

TIPPING SACRED COWS: My Last-Minute, Ill-Considered, Shaky-Limb Oscar Predictions


"Excuse me, sir. Did you just win an Academy Award, or are you just glad to see me?"


FLASH!

Favorites Brokeback Mountain and Crash upset by dark horse Munich for Best Picture!

Best Actress winner Judi Dench expresses surprise: “I thought Charlize Theron had it in the bag!”

Ledger, Howard, Phoenix and Hoffman splinter ballot into unrecognizable shards, paving way for Strathairn sneak attack; Best Actor winner rumored to be winner with lowest vote total ever!


Sorry. I’m still riding the high of bowling an upset victory (score: 140) in game #3 and sipping rather generously mixed white Russians with old buddies and new acquaintances at the Lebowski Fest. I just got back home, and I guess I was feeling giddy, so when I realized I wanted to post some last-minute Oscar predictions, I just let my unlikely bowling win inform my thinking as I tumbled around some pretty unlikely scenarios in my head. More on the Lebowski Fest in a post or two. The hour, she is late, and I need to pack my arm in some ice and go to bed. But before I do, let’s get to my real predictions for how Oscar 2005 is going to turn out just about 15 hours from now, with pithy analysis when I feel like it.

Best Picture
This is a two-picture race between Brokeback Mountain and Crash. Since seeing Crash (and pretty much loathing it), I got this creeping feeling that, due to its availability on DVD and its growing popularity, particularly among Los Angelenos with access to Oscar ballots, that this position paper disguised as a drama might take advantage of a minor Brokeback backlash and provide the first real Best Picture upset since Shakespeare In Love kicked Saving Private Ryan’s ass to the curb in 1998. I still think it might happen, and if it does I’ll have to do some research to find out whether Crash would be, as would be my guess, the worst Best Picture winner since Around the World in 80 Days. Deep down, I hope Brokeback Mountain, or Good Night, and Good Luck could somehow reign supreme, but I’m not going to predict any of them. Winner: Crash

Best Actress
Winner: Reese Witherspoon

Best Actor
Philip Seymour Hoffman has seemed like such a sure thing for so long that I think his will be the biggest applecart to be tipped over tonight. The winning applecart tipper: Heath Ledger.

Best Supporting Actress
I’d like to think Michelle Williams could walk away with the award here, and the supporting categories are the ones that often feature unlikely winners (think Marcia Gay Harden or poor, beleaguered Marisa Tomei). But if an upset occurs and front-runner Rachel Weisz loses, it’s gonna be somebody else who does the dirty work of stepping up to the podium in her stead. Winner: Amy Adams

Best Supporting Actor
Winner: George Clooney

Best Director
No one has the gravitas with voters to steal it away from the Director’s Guild of America’s choice. Winner: Ang Lee

Best Adapted Screenplay
Winner: Brokeback Mountain

Best Original Screenplay
Winner: Crash

Best Animated Feature
Winner: Wallace & Gromit and the Curse of the Were-rabbit

Best Art Direction
Winner: Memoirs of a Geisha

Best Film Editing
The winner of this award usually wins Best Picture. Hey, of the Best Picture nominees, only Crash and Munich are represented here. Winner: Crash

Best Cinematography
Although I’d hope the voters would have eyes to see, I don’t imagine the awards being divvied out to the degree they’d have to be in order for The New World to win here. Winner: Brokeback Mountain

Best Original Score
Winner: Munich

Best Original Song
For the first time in memory, there weren’t even five songs bad enough to be nominated for this award. Do anyone other than the nominees care who wins this award? Winner: Crash

Best Costume Design
Winner: Memoirs of a Geisha

Best Makeup
Winner: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Best Sound Editing
Winner: Walk the Line

Best Sound Mixing
Winner: King Kong

Best Visual Effects
Peter Jackson’s Weta Digital company will set an Academy Award record for most wins in a row for this category (four) when it takes it again tonight. Winner: King Kong

Best Foreign Language Film
Winner: Paradise Now

Best Documentary Feature
The penguins have had their day, and it was at the box office. It’s someone else’s turn. Winner: Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

Best Documentary Short Subject
Winner: The Death of Kevin Carter: Casualty of the Bang-Bang Club

Best Animated Short Film
Winner: 9

Best Live-Action Short Film
Winner: Six Shooter

Okay, nobody do anything foolish now. If you haven’t filled out your office pool ballot yet, for God’s sake, don’t use this as a template. It’s not even necessarily how I’m going to vote in my office pool, and I refuse to take responsibility for screwing up anybody’s chances at winning other than my own. I went out on a few limbs here just so I’ll look like some sort of prescient genius, an Oscar prognosticator extraordinaire, if something weird happens and I actually get a few of these picks right. My real ballot is likely to be much more conservative than these choices, and both here and in my private predictions there are instances in almost every category where I hope against hope that I'm wrong. The only sure thing is that Robert Altman will receive his honorary Oscar tonight. It’s very near a sure thing that the attendant tribute and his acceptance of the award will be the moments most worth seeing during the 60-hour telecast. What is most uncertain is whether next year’s nominees will comprise a more inspiring crop than the ones that will trot down the red carpet this afternoon. Because I can’t quit you, Oscar, no matter how dumb or wrongheaded or irrelevant you become, and, damn it, you know it. (Although if you give Crash your top award, I might find a way to go cold turkey after all.) The show starts at 5:00 p.m. on ABC-TV. I’m going to bed now and dream a dream in which Maria Bello wins for Best Supporting Actress and Terence Malick fights it out with Wong Kar-wai for front-runner status in the Best Director race.

Friday, March 03, 2006

81 CANDLES FOR ROBERT ALTMAN (Part 3)



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The Altman Weekend Blog-a-Thon has officially begun! This piece is linked to Matt Zoller Seitz's The House Next Door, which is Ground Zero for all items Altman-related this weekend. If you're interested in contributing a piece to the blog-a-thon, or if you just want to keep up on all the new pieces being added to Matt's list of links, keep an eye on Matt's site for updates as they happen. Matt also would like to encourage anyone who has any links to interesting Altman-related sites or other items to e-mail him at reeling@aol.com so he can feature those as well. Matt's own piece is scheduled to be posted today, That Little Round-Headed Boy has his Popeye analysis already up and running, and I know there are a plethora of other bloggers who have already posted or are struggling with their schedules in order to get articles posted throughout the weekend. (Matt has a preliminary list of links listed here to get you started.) As Matt has suggested, the rather loose schedule of posting-- whenever, whatever-- has ended up becoming an inadvertent tribute to the master director's own notoriously flexible and intuitive style and should result in some great reading-- something to do to fill up all that time before and after the presentation of Altman's honorary award on that TV show everybody's all in a lather about Sunday afternoon.

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NOTE: This is part three of my personal retrospective on the films of Robert Altman, in honor of the director's 81st birthday and his upcoming honorary Oscar, to be presented during the telecast of the Academy Awards on March 5. You can access part 1 of this article by scrolling down this page or by clicking here. Part two of this article can also be found by scrolling down the page or by clicking here.

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It's hard to fathom that there was a brief period in Hollywood history when a film by Robert Altman-- Popeye-- would be touted as a studio's big Christmas movie. But that's exactly what it was for Paramount in 1980, and it's not hard to imagine the suits turning themselves inside-out with worry over the film's prospects (and perhaps even their jobs) in the post-Star Wars/Superman marketplace. If we're to believe the Internet Movie Database (and at this late hour, why not?), the movie was budgeted at $20 million-- not exactly a cheap date, especially for Altman--but then again Heaven's Gate had opened just the month before and redefined box-office disaster, and every studio was now suddenly hypersensitive to the fallout from the notorious making and aborted release of that film.

Popeye went on to gross nearly $50 million, clearly not a Heaven's Gate-style debacle. Yet Altman's corrosive relationship with Paramount and producer Robert Evans, coupled with the movie's nearly unanimous negative reviews, ensured that the movie would be perceived and remembered as a much bigger financial flop than it actually was. Thanks to a convenient linguistic similarity that made good fodder for lazy headline writers and entertainment journalists, Popeye became known in some circles as Evans' Gate. (A solid and evenhanded accounting of Popeye's production can be found in Patrick McGilligan's book Robert Altman: Jumping Off the Cliff.)

The making of Popeye and its subsequent "disappointing" box-office returns were the last straws for Hollywood regarding Robert Altman. He had been painted as a pain-in-the-ass for most of his career in Hollywood by a brush partially of his own making, and the skittishness and paranoia in the wake of Heaven's Gate helped make it easier for the already none-too-adventurous studios to sever their ties with the director. Conversely, Altman believed that Popeye was mishandled and underappreciated by Paramount executives (whose taste he didn't trust anyway), as well as by critics on whom he'd not been able to rely since the release of the none-too-highly-regarded Buffalo Bill and the Indians. It was a perfect opportunity for the maverick to sever ties with Hollywood as well, and retreat he did for the next 12 years-- roughly the length of the Reagan and Bush administrations-- remaining creative and always working on the films he wanted to work on, and on a scale that would not attract the harsh spotlight and bedeviled scrutiny of the corporate moneylenders. For Hollywood, Altman had disappeared into the wilderness, the dark forest of a low profile that made it easy for people who were perplexed and annoyed by him to forget he existed. (This, of course, also made it harder than ever for people who cared about his films, especially those residing somewhere other than in one of the major metropolitan areas, to see them.) For Altman, it would be a period of ups and downs, of creative recharging, and, wouldn't you know it, of almost constant work.

COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME, JIMMY DEAN, JIMMY DEAN (1982) After directing a TV movie called Two by South, Altman turned his vision toward a film of Ed Graczyk's critically lambasted play about the reunion of a society of James Dean fans in the town where Giant was filmed. The cast-- Sandy Dennis, Karen Black and, in her first dramatic performance, Cher-- would reunite from the disastrous Broadway production (which Altman directed) to appear in the film, and it was initially supposed that Altman's perverse streak still held sway-- few could imagine the film of a play considered so derivative and thuddingly written would be appreciably more bearable than it was on the stage. But the director worked a miracle with the film-- in fact, Pauline Kael equated him to a magician and suggested that, whatever one thought of the material Altman chose to engage, his artistry had inarguably outclassed Graczyk's hamfisted text. Shot in 16mm and blown up to 35mm (a process that the director would repeat several times in the 1980s), the movie is a marvel of camera movement and devices of artifice (mirrors, false perspectives, overly theatrical monologues) used to illuminate and to disguise, to criticize and to empathize with the small-minded obsessions of these women and their desperate need for layers upon layers of secrets. And the film's flashbacks-- seen from "inside" the giant mirror hanging above the counter of the five-and-dime, with no tricks to make the actors appear young other than their own facility as performers-- may be among the best staging and ultimate use of this well-worn narrative device I've ever seen. Watching this film in a theater, just after having graduated from college, having spent so much time with Altman's films, and having come to the belief that the director's career was probably washed up (!), was, to put it mildly, a revelation. It was a perfectly odd kick-start to a period of films that would separate the true Altman enthusiast from the hanger-on who shows up only when the pendulum looks to be on an upswing (see The Player).

STREAMERS (1983) Altman's adaptation of David Rabe's prize-winning play about race and sexuality in an army barracks during the time of the Vietnam War is a film that I need to see again. My memory of it from my one theatrical showing-- I had it on VHS for years but never again revisited it-- is that it was a work of apparent integrity but one without the sense of the director stretching himself, as he did in Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, to use his technique to amplify the meanings of the text, or in some instances create the meaning. My recollection is that Streamers is a rare film where Altman steps back a bit and lets the spoken words, Rabe's culturally sanctioned words, take center stage, which may be why I don't have as strong a sense of it as being an Altman film. I've no doubt that, upon a second viewing, it would be recogizable as such, but the impression it made on me was one in which I felt the director working just to be working-- the emotional connection I expected from Altman never sparked. I'd love nothing more than to see it again and have that experience invalidated.

SECRET HONOR (1984) I remember the Village Voice, in full moral offense mode, being appalled by Secret Honor. The reviewer for that standard-bearing paper felt that Altman, a cynical liberal whose style, attitude and recurring themes betray more than just a little awareness of and engagement with aspects of American life and culture that have been tainted by the lingering effects of the Nixon presidency, had somehow sold out with such a relatively sympathetic portrayal of the disgraced politician. (There was no value placed by the Voice at that time, I suppose, on bittersweet irony.) Objections by alternative weekly newspapers notwithstanding, it is the depth and resonance of Altman's work here, as a director of images as well as a facilitator of and collaborator with Philip Baker Hall as Nixon, that allows for such unlikely sympathy (not to be confused with absolution) and, even more surprising, empathy with the rage and paranoia of Richard Nixon in the film.

Employing University of Michigan students as a crew, and original stage director Robert Harders as "associate director," Altman reflects Hall's towering, flustered, hilarious and terrifying performance as Nixon with camerawork that, by turns solemnly, eerily and coolly, creeps about the set and takes in the details of Nixon's office like a distracted observer while the president rails against the Kennedys, Helen Gahagan Douglas, Kissinger and anyone else he can think of (and oh, yes, he thinks of plenty more), all punctuated by tumbler after tumbler of Chivas Regal. Secret Honor, filmed word-for-word, stammer for stammer, from the text of Donald Freed and Arnold Stone's play, posits a Nixon who would concoct, leak and implicate himself in the Watergate scandal in order to cover up a multitude of even more grievous political and moral sins, most of which originate from the bidding of the Bohemian Grove, a cadre of economic power brokers to whom Nixon genuflects as a paid lackey and perpetual outsider, tolerated and used but never accepted. Altman, to a large degree, turns the reins over to Hall's theatrically scaled performance, a strategy of deference to previous achievement with the text that I felt may have dampened Altman's approach in Streamers, but which provides plenty of grist for the vision mill here. And Hall is riveting. Yet his vocal rhythms and tics aren't meant to duplicate our image of Nixon-- this is not a feat of David Frye mimicry. Instead, we're offered a man who seems shrunken in on himself as the film begins, who constantly defies our attempts to settle into any kind of comfort or connect with him, who draws us in and makes us complicit in his madness as we observe him beginning to unravel. (Nixon, surrounded by a bank of TV monitors that keep an eye on the halls leading to his office and also provide us with multiple images of the man railing against his ghosts later in the film, is here seen forever fumbling with the simplest recording technology as he dictates to the unknown Roberto.)

But apart from the major work Hall turns in, and apart from the brilliant visual scheme of the film, which allows us to constantly examine Nixon as a man and as a component of his environment (all without egregiously "opening up" the play), Altman seals greatness in the film by turning the myth of destruction in on himself. The director draws a distinct parallel between this raving Nixon, holed up in an Oval Office that more resembles an underground bunker, and Robert Altman, once the toast of Hollywood in the afterglow of M*A*S*H, now a filmmaker without an industry, without a system of financing and distribution, railing against a system that thrives on product and routinely stifles creative impulses and artistic expression and has no place for someone who won't tell the powers that be what they want to hear. From the conflict wrought by this parallel rises a kind of empathy that is indeed unexpected, and even more powerful because of it. In Secret Honor, Altman looks the mortal enemy in the eye and sees a reflection that shakes him to his bones. It's easy to imagine the director, from the confines of the set on the campus of the University of Michigan, realizing this empathy and reluctantly embracing it, raising his fists in unifying rage with Hall's Nixon and joining him in a howl from the soul: "Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!"

(Just a brief note of self-promotion: it has been my less-than-secret honor to have been a part of the creation of the subtitles and closed-captions on several DVD editions of Altman's films, specifically M*A*S*H, Nashville, A Wedding, Quintet, Pret-a-Porter, Gosford Park and the Criterion editions of Tanner '88 and Short Cuts. I usually had a partner in the creation of most of these subtitle and caption streams, but twice in my experience subtitling Altman's films I was lucky enough to be assigned the entire film to do on my own-- the first was, ecstatically enough, Nashville, one of the biggest challenges I've ever had in this work; the other was Criterion's recent edition of Secret Honor. Writing about film is wonderful, and I do it out of love for the medium and a desire to express myself, but when I get the chance to tear my hair out over a meaty, nutritious, tenaciously difficult project like Nashville or Secret Honor, that's when I really appreciate the opportunity to do what I get paid to do. )

THE LAUNDROMAT (1985) I remember seeing the promos for it on ABC-- an image of Carol Burnett peering through the glass of an opened front-loading dryer has stuck in my mind-- but I never got a chance to see this film. Anyone who has an old, flaky Betamax copy taped off the air and would like to contribute to my completist campaign concerning Altman's films is humbly encouraged to contact me.

FOOL FOR LOVE (1985) I saw this movie with an intriguing, volatile woman at the very beginning of what would be for us a very short-lived affair. Call it bad timing, if you will, but it struck me then as a more-than-a-little-heavy-handed-and-overwrought adaptation of what, according to my wife (the Sam Shepard fan in the household, and not she of the short-lived affair), is a very powerful play. The "star" power that served Altman so well in Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean seems to subvert him here. Shepard is suitably insinuating, even as his own dialogue sounds at times beyond what he's capable of bringing to it as an actor, and not just as a stalwart and rugged literary Gary Cooper type. But I remember feeling embarrassed for Kim Basinger. I don't know if it's because I felt like she was out of her league, or whether Altman, with his claustrophobic staging and insistently close camerawork, left her too open for humiliation. (As a character, fair enough, but as an actress, I wouldn't expect or hope for that.) These are questions best left answered by another encounter with the film, one that perhaps will expand or illuminate the film for me, or perhaps even further dismantle it in my mind, but also surely one that can't help but be informed by the experience of the intervening 21 years and the blessings of relationships more successfully navigated and fulfilled than the one I was in when I first suffered through this film.

BEYOND THERAPY (1987) This is the first Altman film to receive a (BOMB) rating in Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide. (Any guesses as to what the other one is?) So when I finally got around to renting it-- its release coincided with my move from Oregon to Los Angeles, and in the shuffle I missed whatever brief theatrical engagement it had-- I was ready to work awfully hard to enjoy it. And I did enjoy it. I honestly thought Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Guest (in what seems like a dry run for his theatrical dandy from Waiting for Guffman) were delightful in it. Finding someone to concur, however, is a difficult proposition. I Googled the world over and found very few kind words for this movie. However, I did find some remarks from Christopher Durang, on whose play Altman's film was based, that didn't necessarily jibe with my experience of it, but which I thought were interesting enough to quote whole hog here. This is Christopher Durang on Altman's version of Beyond Therapy:

"A friend of mine who knew my play Beyond Therapy from Broadway saw the movie version and said, 'Well, it’s not much like the play. It’s sort of a jazz variation on the play.' Which is the nicest way of looking at it.

This film is based on my lighthearted 'comedy of manners and psychologists,' and it was directed by Robert Altman with a cast of wonderful actors: Jeff Goldblum, Julie Hagerty, Glenda Jackson, Tom Conti and Christopher Guest. Altman is a legendary director who has made many superb films –
Nashville is my favorite, but there are many other ones of his I like and admire too. When he doesn’t make a good film, though, he goes very far off sometimes – and this was a very unhappy experience and outcome.

Altman wrote his own adaptation of the play before I even started to write mine – which certainly wasn’t the agreement. Then I wrote mine, which he pretty much ignored. And he was hurt I didn’t like his version. Eventually I requested that we have a shared credit (since his version still had chunks of the original play in it), and I secretly hoped that the actors would improvise a lot, as was known to happen in Altman films. However, the finished film is pretty close to what Altman wrote. His version, in my opinion, throws the psychological underpinnings out the window, and people just run around acting 'crazy.'

I think the play would have made a good commercial comic film if the track-able psychology from the play had been kept, as well as more of the play’s dialogue.
Plus the movie lost me when Jeff Goldblum started sucking Julie Hagerty’s toes in the restaurant in the first five minutes. Unpleasant, unlikely to do in a restaurant, and the action told you that you were in a fake world."


Sounds like another look at Beyond Therapy might be a good idea too.

O.C. AND STIGGS (1987) I dragged two pals of mine out to see this when it played for one week in some theater in Century City, and I'll always be grateful to them for indulging my Altman mania to this degree. (One, Blaaagh, knew of O.C. and Stiggs from their literary origins; the other, Mark, alas, did not.) I loved Altman's O.C. and Stiggs when I saw it then, and the next week too, when I endured a gathering rainstorm at a drive-in in Chatsworth to catch it on the bottom half of a double bill with Whoopi Goldberg in some abomination called Fatal Beauty. (Uh, yeah...).

As a fan of the National Lampoon story on which the movie was based, "The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O. C. and Stiggs," I realized the movie was somewhat watered down and far less politically incorrect (though no less obnoxious) than the original text. But that didn't prevent me from enjoying it completely on its own level. (I'm not sure I could stomach a literal translation to film of that story anyway-- its grotesque humor is best left sifted and processed in the privacy of the mind.) My favorite comment about the movie, and a more perfect capsulization of O.C. and Stiggs I've never read, came from the L.A. Weekly, whose reviewer, in recommending the film, described it as a giddy cross-pollination of Animal House and Nashville which, if you can imagine such a mutant, is a perfectly apt description. Altman depicts the suburban Scottsdale, Arizona of the original tale as a hotbed of juvenile detachment and one-upsmanship, dressed up as a bitter satirical reflection of the prejudices and puerile foibles of the adult behavior that surrounds our "heroes" and offers itself as a tacit example. Here is suburban life eavesdropped upon in that perfectly Altmanesque manner, pranks and pissing matches and bedroom secrets dragged out onto the hissing summer lawns and exposed with a typically offhanded shrug.

It really is a kick to see the director unfold his style upon the familiar skeleton of the crass '80s teen comedy, and it gets funnier (for those who have followed Altman's career, anyway) when the Schwab family, familial nemeses of O.C. and Stiggs, turn out to be rabid supporters of political candidate Hal Phillip Walker, whose political advertisements and various other campaign appearances are interwoven into the films action in much the same manner as Nashville. (Here, however, with more blatant satiric overtones.) Altman also racked up points (at least back in 1987) by trumping Jonathan Demme and being the first to get King Sunny Ade up on the big screen in a performance context (I can easily imagine that KSA might have been a touch let-down when this movie didn't exactly turn out to be Stop Making Sense II.)

Like several of Altman's films of this period, I long to revisit O.C. and Stiggs, and the fact that I recently got the DVD as a Christmas gift should speed that process along nicely. Blaaagh recently saw it again and still liked it, although he too prefers the Lampoon's version. On the other hand, Peter Nellhaus over at Coffee, Coffee and More Coffee was somewhat less enthusiastic in his recent appraisal of the movie, so perhaps there is reason to re-approach O.C. and Stiggs with caution. However it turns out, I look forward to a little mind-roasting courtesy of this Altman orphan in the near future, and I'll be sure to report on how it looks to me now, good, bad, but never indifferent.

ARIA (1987) I recall exactly one thing about Altman's segment of this opera anthology-- an overhead shot pulling back over an audience of lunatics ecstatic over the performance of one of the titular compositions. Otherwise, the director's work here has completely slipped out of my consciousness. (I'll make no assumptions based on that, other than a pointed observation about the sieve-like quality of my mental retentive capabilities.) I do remember other bits and pieces from this collection, however-- mainly, Bridget Fonda slicing her wrists open in a bathtub, and Buck Henry chasing Beverly D'Angelo around San Luis Obispo's bizarre tourist spot, the Madonna Inn. That's maybe five minutes out of 90-- not exactly a good ratio for recall, or for recommendation either.

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Well, the hour is growing late. The first official moments of the Altman Weekend Blog-a-Thon are now upon us, and I've got a long way yet to go. I had entertained hopes of being able to wrap this all up in part three, but now I see that a part four will be necessary, and considering some of the films yet to be talked about, it looks to be a lengthy undertaking as well. And I'm still under the impression that I'll have further comments, in the guise of a straightforward article, to make about Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull's History Lesson that I would like to serve as my official entry in the weekend festivities. (In my fevered mind, this retrospective doesn't really count because it was underway before Matt ever officially called for the Altman Blog-a-Thon.) So I'll leave Altman now, just before he unveiled the ambitious, politically and media-savvy project that put him back on the fringes of the mainstream radar and positioned him for his much-heralded, if brief, re-emergence as a relevant Hollywood presence. Stay tuned. There's still the rising from the ashes, another couple of Oscar nominations, another fall from grace and a potential career-capping comeback waiting in the wings, plus my nominee for the Best Robert Altman Movie Not Actually Made By Robert Altman (and in case you're already guessing, it wasn't made by either Alan Rudolph or Paul Thomas Anderson). Enjoy your Altman Weekend!