Sunday, June 02, 2024

MR. JIM McALLISTER’S POLITICALLY SIGNIFICANT, ETHICALLY QUESTIONABLE, ANTI-HISTORY- REPEATING-ITSELF SPRING TERM MOVIE QUIZ



Well, it’s been a while, hasn’t it, students? About two-and-a-half years, to be exact, since any missive at all from the SLIFR campus, and even further back than that—sometime in the first couple of months of 2020, when COVID was tightening its grip on the world—for the last SLIFR Movie Quiz. Over the past two and a half years I just kind of assumed that the doors of this musty old institution had been shut forever, and who knows—maybe they should be. But I’ve been missing it just a bit—Facebook has pretty much eclipsed the relevance of the blog and the blogosphere, as we who were cranking posts out almost daily in the early 2000s used to call it, and it’ll never be the same as it was, in terms of finding new voices and connecting to them and passing them on to others. But, to co-opt an even mustier banner, SLIFR will always be my space, and it’s nice to know I can return to it whenever I decide the time is right. And I guess that time is now.

 I don’t know how consistently I’ll be contributing in 2024 and beyond, but you know, when I started Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule back in November 2004 there was never a plan, and I certainly never expected to be hard at it for 17 years. I never wrote for anybody but myself anyway, and I certainly never expected, given my track record with long-term commitment to any project, that I’d last much more than a few months before I lost interest or just wore myself out. So I was just lucky that I managed to linger for a while longer than that and drag a whole bunch of others, most of them smarter than me by a country mile, along for the ride. Now I’m back, and I have questions.

Or more accurately, Dr. Jim McAllister, head of the History department at SLIFR University, has questions. As a faculty member with his own track record of ethical challenge in the arena of rigging outcomes (he did not Pick Flick), we felt it would be a perfect time for him to step in and massage the SLIFR student body  with some pleasurable brain-tingling as a prelude to what promises to be a conversely mind-numbing election season, during which there will undoubtedly be more than enough pompous blather about rigged contests and threats to our constitution (from them, of course, never from us). Stimulation, says McAllister, is better than depression, and we couldn’t agree more. So in that spirit we are proud to present something less despairing to think about as the six months leading up to November begin to dawn: Mr. Jim McAllister’s Politically Significant, Ethically Questionable, Anti-History-Repeating-Itself Spring Term Movie Quiz.

The rules are the same as always—just copy and paste the questions into the comments column (either here or, since this is 2024 and not 2004, on Facebook) and let the answers come naturally. There is no wrong answer, and the more elaborate that answer is, the better. And this time, Mr. McAllister has allowed me to go first, because he feels sure that if I wait to post my answers for another week or two that I’ll get mired into some other responsibilities and end up not offering my completed quiz until August. And his fears are well founded—he knows me better than I’d like to admit.

Okay, get your #2s ready. It’s time to open your Blue Books, knuckle down and get to writing. After a near-four-year hiatus, let the latest SLIFR Movie Quiz begin!

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1) Movie that best reflects, describes or embodies the tenor of our times  I won’t be surprised if titles like All the King’s Men and A Face in the Crowd make a strong showing here, but for me, just as it was in 1975, just as it was in 2016, no movie better reflects, describes or embodies the fucked-up strange brew of corruption, racism, malfeasance, boorish sexism, general upending of decorum and tradition—yes, what used to be called a weird sort of effervescent American spirit-- that has marked political discourse in this country for at least the last 60 years than Robert Altman’s Nashville.


2) Favorite Don Siegel movie not starring Clint Eastwood With all due respect to Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), it’s gotta be Charley Varrick (1973)--  Siegel’s original Invasion runs a very close second.

3) Your favorite movie theater, now or then I’ve been to many theaters since I started going to them in 1963, many of them some of the most beautiful movie palaces I’ve ever seen, some of them rundown cineplexes, and most of them with top-notch projection and sound. At least compared to the theater I absolutely must pick, the theater where I grew up with the movies, learn to love them, argue with them, absorb them, the theater from where all the cinephilia that has so marked my life originally sprang. It’s being slowly, loving restored for a community that is enthralled by the process but may not, once that restoration is finished, may not know how to properly honor it, and it has now, thanks to those restoration efforts, been recognized in the National Register of Historic Places. It’s been in my hometown since 1940, and it’s been in my life since 1963. It’s the Alger Theater in downtown Lakeview, Oregon. It’ll never be the best theater in the world, but it’s definitely the best theater in town, and it’s looking better than ever. And I’m so glad it was there for me when I needed it.



4) You’re booking this Friday and Saturday night at that theater—What are the double features for each night? I think it’d have to be a double feature of Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969) and Tales from the Crypt (1972) to mark the formative experience I had as a young horror fan seeing both of these movies for the first time at the Alger.


5) Wendy Hiller or Deborah Kerr? In a not-exactly-grudge match between two Powell/Pressburger heavyweights, you might think that Kerr would be the easy winner here on the strength of her strong showing in two indisputable P&P classics, The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp (1943) and Black Narcissus (1947). But purely based on the fact that I recently saw it again, and as it always does it made me swoon like a schoolgirl in full blush, I’m handing this one over to Wendy Hiller and her magnificent turn as a fiancée thwarted by forces of nature (the weather and Roger Livesey) in her attempts to cross a Scottish channel and reunite with her betrothed in I Know Where I’m Going! (1945). Raise your eyebrows if you must, but given that my first exposure to Hiller was in Murder on the Orient Express (1974), where she was anything but sensuous, I think she’s hella sexy in the movie too. And speaking of sexy, don’t even get me started on Kathleen Byron…


6) Last movie seen in a theater/on physical media/by streaming In a theater (and not just any theater): Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024; George Miller); On physical media: The Leopard (1963; Luchino Visconti); Streaming: Uptight (1968; Jules Dassin).


7) Name a young actor in modern films who, either physically or by personality, reminds you of an actor from the age of classic movies Every time I see the young up-and-comer Kathryn Newton (Abigail, Freaky, Blockers) I think to myself, she’s gotta be related to Joan Blondell…


8)  Favorite film of 2014 For me, it didn’t get any better than the Scarlet Johannsen sci-fi one-two punch of Under the Skin (Jonathan Glazer) and Lucy (Luc Besson), though Clouds of Sils Maria (Olivier Assayas) came close.


9) Second-favorite Louis Malle film  How about Crackers? I’m kidding. Seriously, if Murmur of the Heart (1971) is my favorite, then I’d have to say that Elevator to the Gallows (1958) would be #2, with Vanya on 42nd Street (1994) somewhere in the vicinity.

10) The Ladykillers (2004 Coen Bros. version)—yes or no? I don’t see why not. The Coens’, in raunchy goof-off mode, bring their patented sensibility to bear on the legacy of the terrific Ealing Studios classic, and while Tom hanks is no Alec Guinness, he isn’t trying to be either and makes his own stamp on the character and the movie. Apparently doomed, sight unseen, to be a smudge mark on the history of a classic movie, it may not be a classic itself but it’s still a lot of fun.


11) Andy Robinson (Scorpio) or Richard Widmark (Tommy Udo)? At the risk of being burned at the stake as a heretic, I love Widmark in Kiss of Death (1947)—his is, to use a lately overused word, an iconic performance, at the very foundation of great portrayals of sadistic psychos in film noir and beyond. And though Andy Robinson’s terrifying performance as Scorpio in Dirty Harry</i> (1971) seems to directly reference Widmark at times (that cackle!), Robinson’s work has affected me far more profoundly than Widmark’s, by virtue of having seen it when I was very young (Dirty Harry was my first R-rated movie, at age 12), but also because Robinson is so preternaturally committed to the role, aware of his precedents but able to create memorable work in his own sphere. When I saw Robinson interviewed by Eddie Muller at this year’s TCM Classic Movies Film Festival before a screening of Dirty Harry, which has never been presented to these eyes more spectacularly, it was one of the top highlights of my 13 years of attending that festival. Did I feel lucky? Yes, Mr. Robinson. Thank you!



12) Best horror movie from the past ten years  Wow. For some reason, I decided to Google “best horror movies 2013-2024” to help try to answer this question and stumbled, after a bunch of false leads, onto IMDb’s presumably comprehensive list of 739 (!!!) horror movies released between those years. I have made it through the first 350 before I  found the first one I’d consider for the honor—not that I’m even close to having seen all 739 and knowing definitively, but a casual glance here reveals there’s a lot of shit out there, folks, even over just a ten-year span. Final tally on the ones I would choose comes to about 19… out of 739. Not a good return on your investment, horror fans. But I do like the list I came up with, which includes, in alphabetical order, Antlers (2021; Scott Cooper), The Babadook (2014; Jennifer Kent), Cult of Chucky (20217; Don Mancini), Crawl (2019; Alexandre Aja), Don’t Breathe (2016; Fede Alvarez), Easter (2016; Nicholas McCarthy, from the anthology film Holidays), Gerald’s Game (2017; Mike Flanagan),  Green Room (2015; Jeremy Saulnier), Happy Death Day (2017; Christopher Landon), 1922 (2017; Zak Hilditch), Pearl (2022; Ti West), The Prodigy (2019; Nicholas McCarthy), The Shallows (2017; Jaume Collett-Serra), Train to Busan (2016; Yeon Sang-ho), Unfriended (2014; Levan Gabriadze), Us (2019; Jordan Peele), The Visit (2015; M. Night Shamalyan), X (2022; Ti West), and the winner, only slightly out of that alphabetical order, The Witch (2015; Robert Eggers). If I’ve missed anything, and I’m sure I probably have, I am counting on all of you to remind me.


13) Upcoming movie release you have the highest hopes for in 2024 Given how luridly effective Ti West’s X (2022) was, and how devastated I was by his follow-up prequel Pearl (also 2022), it shouldn’t be much of a surprise that I am most dying to see how he and the mercurial Mia Goth ti (see what I did there?) things up in the upcoming MaXXXine. And my expectations are sky high for Richard Linklater’s Hit Man, which will be playing nowhere near me but will be assigned (like his last terrific movie, Apollo 10½: A Space-Age Childhood) to the Netflix shelf.  But more than anything, even, how could I not be looking forward to Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis, be it masterpiece or disaster (or likely somewhere in-between)?


14)  Movie you’re looking forward to this year that would surprise people or make them consider that you might have finally cracked up. 
I think the clear winner here for me is the upcoming Ghost concert doc Rite Here, Rite Now (Alex Ross Perry), chronicling the recent  Los Angeles show by this theatrically perverse power-pop-metal band (equal parts Scorpions, Metallica and Donnie Iris, fueled by lots of amusingly warped Catholic iconography and blasphemously committed lyrics that make Mick Jagger’s sympathy for the devil look tepid in comparison) that Emma and I saw in October 2023. I hear tell they’re doing it up The Song Remains the Same-style too, so who knows what the hell we’re in for. My slight embarrassment over my enthusiasm was immediately washed away the moment I secured the tickets and watched Emma shoot straight through the roof.


15) Favorite AIP one-sheet Oh, my God, Mr. McAllister, give me a break. I grew up ogling the ad campaigns—newspaper pastings and one-sheets—for American International Pictures releases for almost as long as I can remember, and I’ve always loved their lurid dynamic, no matter the genre. What movie-ad kid could forget Blood and Lace (1971) (“Shock After Shock AFTER SHOCK!”)? Or the semi-clad brides of Count Yorga, Vampire (1970) (“Mistresses of the Deathmaster”) attacking some poor son of a  bitch and making him their midnight snack, all set against a counterintuitive, decidedly non-nocturnal turquoise background? Or the hard-sell psychedelic hysteria created for Richard Rush’s Psych-Out (1968)? Or Pam Grier lounging in that green dress on the one-sheet for Foxy Brown (1974)? Or the fantastic tableau of destruction created for Destroy All Monsters (1969)? But without making any claims that it’s the best of them all, I’d have to say my favorite AIP poster is for the 1972 release of the Angela Mao kung fu classic Lady Whirlwind, given by Samuel Arkoff and company a new title, Deep Thrust, in order to capitalize on a certain other phenomenon happening in American genre cinema at the time. There’s something so primitively appealing about the bare-bones visual distillation of the experience of this movie on this poster, combined with the usual hyperbolic verbiage (“Mistress of the Death Blow!”), that it stuck with me for 50 years, from the time I first saw a form of it on the movie pages of the Portland (OR) Oregonian to today, only about a year after having finally seen the movie for myself. I love it.


16) Catherine Spaak or Daniela Giordano? Giordano is a captivating screen presence, especially in Mario Bava’s sexy romantic comedy (unusual for him) Four Times That Night (1971). But Catherine Spaak wins my heart for Dario Argento’s Cat o’ Nine Tails (1971) but even more for the way she occupies a seat between Vittorio Gassman and Lean-Louis Trintignant in Dino Risi’s Il Sorpasso (1962).


17)  Favorite film of 1994 The top of my Best Of list for 1994 was headed up by Trois Couleurs: Rouge (Krzysztof Kieslowski), Cobb (Ron Shelton), Quiz Show (Robert Redford), Ed Wood (Tim Burton) and Vanya on 42nd Street (Louis Malle). But if “favorite” can be qualified by number of times seen, then my favorite films of 1994 would have to be Robert Altman’s Prêt-à-Porter (Ready to Wear)(yeah, yeah, yeah…) and Cabin Boy (directed by Adam Resnick, sure, but this is a Chris Elliot film through and through).



18) Second-favorite Wim Wenders film With the top spot firmly gripped by the five-hour director’s cut of his 1991 Until the End of the World (a masterpiece), positioned squarely midway through his great career, it’s worth recognizing that my third and then my second favorite Wim Wenders movie both come from the earlier and then the most recent mile markers of his extraordinary output—at #3, The State of Things (1982), and at #2, Perfect Days (2023), yes, an almost perfect movie.

19) Best performance by an athlete in a non-sports-oriented movie With all due respect to Jim Brown, Bo Svenson and Joe Namath (?), the only pick for me here is Jim Bouton as Terry Lennox, the worst best friend a private dick could ever have, in Robert Altman’s The Long Goodbye (1973).

20) The cinema’s Best Appearance by A Piece of Fruit Unless I’m forgetting something, for 88 years the answer—maybe the only answer—had to be that half a grapefruit so gently applied to Mae Clarke by Jimmy Cagney in The Public Enemy (1931)-- until 2019 and Parasite came along...


21) Favorite film of 1974
 Again, good God, Mr. McAllister… I’m so glad the wording is “favorite” and not “best.” Because in a year that saw the release of California Split, Freebie and the Bean, The Conversation, Chinatown, Juggernaut, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three and The Godfather Part II among many others I’m probably forgetting about at the moment, my favorites (a tie—sue me, Mr. McA) are unquestionably Mel Brooks’s Blazing Saddles and Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, two relatively disreputable pictures that have really grown in my estimation and hung with me in ways that continue to surprise me 50 years later.



22) Most would probably agree we are not currently living in a golden age of film criticism. Given that, who, among currently active writers, do you think best carries the torch for the form? For my money, it’s gotta be Justin Chang, who has risen through the ranks, from Variety to the Los Angeles Times and now, where more than one brilliant critic has called home, The New Yorker. And when I say “for my money,” I mean that quite literally—Chang’s presence alongside Richard Brody’s has inspired me to try to wrangle a subscription to this none-too-inexpensive periodical for Father’s Day!

23) Favorite movie theater snack(s) Well, it’s hard to beat a buttered popcorn, especially at the Rose, here in Port Townsend, where a combo of chipotle chorizo and asiago cheese seasonings makes this truly a compulsive snack for the ages. That said (and taking my type-2 diabetes into account), if there’s a candy selection on ice, say, a box of Charleston Chews or Junior Mints or, at the top of the heap, a completely frozen Uno bar (the way we used to gobble ‘em at the Circle JM Drive-in back in my hometown), I’ll go for that almost any time. To drink? A diet Coke or a Minute Maid zero-sugar lemonade, to make my endocrinologist sleep better at night.


24) Marion Lorne or Patricia Collinge? Two of Hitchcock’s dottiest mothers. Patricia Collinge, as Teresa Wright’s emotionally fragile mother in Shadow of a Doubt, engenders a lot of sympathy as she feels the ground crumbling beneath the idealized relationship she has with her brother Charlie (Joseph Cotton), who may be a serial killer. On the other hand, Marion Lorne softened me up for years with her portrayal of Samatha Stephens’ dotty-for-the ages Aunt Clara on Bewitched, so it was a genuine revelation for me to discover her relatively creepy, insinuating relationship with son Robert Walker, who very much is a killer in Strangers on a Train. Lorne’s screen time is short compared to Collinge’s, but she’s the actress I’d rather see in any part, and she’s brilliantly batty here.

25) Recent release you wish you’d seen on a big screen Hmm. Well, if Mr. McAllister will allow me to choose one that I haven’t yet seen but already have no possible chance of seeing projected, it’d have to be Richard Linklater’s upcoming Hit Man, which got leaked to theaters in bigger markets for a week before making its debut on Netflix on June 7.

26) Favorite supporting performance in a Sam Peckinpah film I’ve not allowed myself the luxury of IMDb here—it’s a total off-the-top-of-my-head game, and the winner is Peter Vaughn in Straw Dogs.

27) Strother Martin or L.Q. Jones? These two old salts seem to be joined at the hip in my mind, much the same way they were as scurrilous desert rats haunting Jason Robards in The Ballad of Cable Hogue. But I’d have to give the edge to Strother Martin, not only because of how he ultimately moved me in that film, but because he’s been so indelible in so many other films like McLintock (1963), The Wild Bunch (1969), Fools Parade (1971), Ssssssss (1973), Slap Shot (1977), Hard Times (1975) and, of course, Cool Hand Luke (1967). But then again, L.Q. Jones directed A Boy and His Dog (1975), didn’t he? And I used to say hi to him as he glided down the aisles in his cargo shorts and Hawaiian shirt at the Beachwood Canyon Mayfair Market back in the early ‘90s. Not so with Mr. Martin!

28) Current actor whose star status you find partially or completely mystifying It strikes me that Chris Pratt must either be the luckiest man in Hollywood or have the best, most bloodthirsty agent in town who has a lot of scurrilous info on a lot of industry folks.

29) Reese Witherspoon – Election or Freeway? Reese’s tornado of a turn in Freeway (1996), opposite a never-creepier Kiefer Sutherland, may be the wilder, more go-for-broke turn (and don’t get me wrong-- it’s a great turn), but as Tracy Flick in Election (1999) she is simultaneously obnoxious and sympathetic and a perfect avatar for unrestrained entitlement and hollowed-out achievement, which makes her the perfect antagonist/hero figure for our times. It’s a remarkably sustained balancing act of a performance which is set in brilliant relief when it becomes clearer and clearer that she’s not the only ghoul in Alexander Payne’s deck of acid cards. As good as she was as June Carter, I’d trade that Oscar-winning performance for this one every time.

30) Second-favorite Michael Ritchie film Okay, if #1 is now and ever shall be, world without end, amen, The Bad News Bears (1976), then there’s no way the #2 spot could go to anything but Smile (1975), a satire of Americana that not only stands with The Bad News Bears but also, I think, exists and interacts in close company with Robert Altman’s Nashville, released the same year.

31) Favorite theatrical moviegoing experience of the last three years (2021-2024)

Okay, as Mr. McAllister’s teaching assistant, I’m going to exercise a little license here. The last movie I saw in a theater before the COVID lockdown was Emma. (2020). About a day out of that screening the word came down that movie theaters (and a whole lot of other stuff) would be closing indefinitely. After a lifetime of making them some of my favorite places to be, there were times in that first year of the pandemic when I seriously wondered whether I’d ever step inside a movie theater again. But when things started opening up a little over a year later, with all necessary caution, I soon found the habit again, and consequently I feel like my appreciation for the experience, and my tendency to be a <i>whole</i> lot more picky about where I’d go to see a movie, was heightened. Not every experience has been memorable or special since then, but as I went about remembering for this answer, I realize a whole lot of them were. So here then are my 33 (yes, you read that right) favorite moviegoing experiences since our collective return from our various quarantines, in the order in which they occurred.

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (AMC Burbank 16, April 2021) Emma and I saw this 10th anniversary presentation together (I snuck her into a showing of the original release without Patty’s knowledge when she was 11, so this return seemed appropriate), and it is the only time, before or since, that seeing the AMC logo and their endless preshow junk parade brought me to tears. They have since returned to their usual shelf of contempt.

Summer of Soul (El Capitan, Hollywood, June 2021) A solo trip to Hollywood at 8:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning to make sure I saw this in an appropriately magnificent setting, and though the house was near empty, it was well worth the trip.

Nashville and McCabe and Mrs. Miller (Million Dollar Theater, Downtown Los Angeles, Summer 2021) A dream Saturday afternoon double bill at this storied downtown movie palace attended with my pal and fellow Altman fanatic Anastasia McGee.

No Time to Die (LOOK Cinemas, Glendale, November 2021) Another father-daughter night at the movies with Emma. This screening was memorable for me for the movie, of course, which we both enjoyed a lot more than either expected, but even more so for the father-daughter conversation we had before the show started, the subject of which I will not share here, only to say that it was one of those moments as a parent that completely changed my perspective on the child— no longer a child—who I helped raise.

The Godfather and The Godfather Part II (two nights, David Geffen Theater, Academy Museum, February 2022) The first night was with Emma, the second with Patty (I was ticketed to see The Godfather Part III later in the week, but I got sick), and both in the presence of Coppola and Talia Shire. I took Emma to see The Godfather for the first time a few years earlier (at the Million Dollar Theater)—she loved it and had seen it a few times more since, so for he to get to hear Coppola speak beforehand was a real treat.

Coffy (Turner Classic Movies Film Festival, April 2022) One of the best experiences at TCMFF I’ve ever had, in the presence of the goddess herself, who owned the house during her interview with TCM’s Jacqueline Stewart, and alongside equally appreciative pals Bruce Lundy, Odie Henderson and Steven Santos.

RRR (Laemmle Glendale, May 2022) Probably the most unbridled fun I’ve had in a movie theater in the three years this question spans. I don’t think anyone in the packed house I saw it with knew what we were getting into, and it was the most baseball game-like atmosphere I’ve ever seen in a  movie theater too, people reaching over and behind their rows to high-five other viewers after a particularly spectacular stunt or set piece. We stumbled out into the light of a Sunday afternoon, and many of us perfect strangers hung around the lobby just to marvel among ourselves at what we’d just been witness to, truly blindsided for once (no spoilers) by this truly spectacular work of popular art.

Top Gun: Maverick (AMC Media Center 8, June 2022) Please forgive me, but this one requires a bit of backstory:

My mother-in-law and I have been solid moviegoing pals since early on in my relationship with Patty. The first movie we ever saw together in a theater was The Last Boy Scout, way back in 1991– she is and always has been a big action movie fan, and together, sometimes with Patty and friends in tow, it seems like we saw them all. A few of her favorites were The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996), Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995), Casino Royale (2006; we saw all the Brosnan and Craig-era Bonds together), Payback (1999) with Mel Gibson and Crimson Tide (1995) starring Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman— my friend Andy and I took her to see that one at the Cinerama Dome, and her comment afterward (“I liked that one! Lots of manpower!”) has entered into my personal hall of fame of gratifying movie reactions.

In recent years, as she has become more frail and less energetic, and as COVID took its toll on national moviegoing habits our outings kind of tailed off. She didn’t care to see No Time to Die (2021) in a theater (and I was too nervous for her safety to seriously consider it). The last movie I took her to was Mission Impossible: Fallout (2018). She is the self-described Tom Cruise #1 Fan and there was no way she was going to miss that. (She even got to see it in IMAX.) But since then it’s been about four years since she’d seen the inside of a theater, and I figured her indifference to going out to see the latest James Bond was a signal that <i>Fallout</i> was going to be her moviegoing swan song.

Then one day  she pulled me aside and whispered, as if she could barely sound out the words for fear that it might turn out to be just a rumor, “I heard there’s a new Tom Cruise movie coming out— Top Gun 2!” I confirmed it and, on a lark, asked her if she wanted to go. She looked at me, and I swear her eyes twinkled. “Yeah, I think so,” she replied. And that’s all she had to say to me.

I began looking for movie theaters and showtimes as soon as I could, and I figured that my local neighborhood independent cinema, the Laemmle Glendale, would be a good candidate, if they were going to play it (they were, as it turned out)— small theaters, easy access, wheelchair seating. But as time moved on and mask restrictions on public places began dropping (unlike the actual incidences of new COVID cases), I began to get cold feet about the idea of taking Mommy out to a tiny, enclosed movie theater where she would be surrounded by who knows how many unmasked, possibly unvaccinated, possibly contagious popcorn munchers. I briefly considered even taking her to the drive-in— we have taken her in the past— but she’s not nearly ambulatory enough for such a complicated journey, and I’m sure she would have found being confined in the car for the long drive to and from, to say nothing of the long running time of the movie itself, an insurmountable situation.

I was about to give up on the idea altogether and suggest we just wait for home video— a depressing idea, given how infrequently she gets to get out of that house to do anything these days— when a light bulb went off above my head and caused a surely blinding light to reflect off my shiny pate: why not just pick a day and time and rent the theater? Then we could pick the location with the easiest access and solve the big problem of exposure to a possibly heavily populated and contagious auditorium with one easy move.

So I ran the idea past my sisters-in-law to see if they thought it was a good idea or just an ill-advised, cockamamie fantasy, and they were all for it. (I was especially solicitous of the advice of SIL Debbie, a doctor who heads up the infectious diseases program at a big San Francisco hospital who I felt could be trusted to tell me if she thought I should just drop it and keep Mommy at home.) She and Angie offered to split the shockingly affordable theater rental three ways, and so I booked it and began the month-long process of looking forward to the event, and to the surprise on her face when she would finally roll up to the theater and realize it would not be just another Saturday afternoon at the movies, but instead a private screening orchestrated just for her.


In addition to Patty, myself, Emma and Nonie, we invited a couple of our friends, Andy (he of the Crimson Tide outing) and Scott, and we also invited John and Jill, Mommy’s relatives and next-door neighbors, and Ramona and Paul, daughter and son of her recently-deceased best friend of many years. It all came together brilliantly, and it didn’t matter a bit that most of us weren’t really all that interested in seeing Top Gun: Maverick (2022)— what was important was that Mommy was going to get to see it without worrying about catching an awful disease as part of the price of admission. (She even brought her Tom Cruise pillow!)

The movie itself is an improvement on the 1986 original, which isn’t really saying much— it’s still a battleship-load of hooey, but it’s not aggressively obnoxious like its forebearer, and the last 45 minutes or so are exciting enough to make you more forgiving of the paucity of actual beauty in any of the imagery and of the fact that it’s as much a recruitment tool in the post-Trump Ukraine war era as the original was an embodiment of hollow Reagan-era patriotism. Neither movie is overtly political, but they don’t need to be— it’s all about the fetishistic fascination for military hardware, which is something craven political opportunists of both periods can and have appropriated for their own ugly ends.


But like I suggested earlier, who cares what I or any of us thought of the movie. Mommy was the only one who counted today, and she loved it. She said over and over again that she couldn’t believe we had the whole theater to ourselves, and that she was so happy and surprised. (John and Jill surprised us all by hitting the snack bar for popcorn, soda and candies for everybody!) So I’d count this day as a smash hit, one that, in our family annals anyway, far surpasses the box office take for the new Tom Cruise blockbuster. Oh, and by the way, the movie was preceded by a trailer for the next Mission: Impossible epic. Mommy fully endorsed booking our theater for that one as soon as possible. More on that later.

Memoria
 (Laemmle Glendale, July 2002) Just one of the reasons I came to cherish this little neighborhood theater, just four blocks from my old house in Glendale, was the chance to see a film like Apichatpong Weerasethakul’s monumental film on the big screen. The nearly empty house only added to the movie’s startlingly insinuating, hushed effect.

Mad God
 (Alamo Drafthouse, Downtown Los Angeles, June 2022) With my pal Andy, experiencing Phil Tippett’s one-of-a kind wonder at this brilliant shrine to movie geekdom, preceded by a terrific presentation (curated by the theater) on the history of stop-motion animation in the movies.

Fire of Love 
(Rose Theatre, Port Townsend, August 2022) Our first experience at the Rose Theatre in downtown Port Townsend, during our family summer vacation on the Olympic Peninsula. My second screening of the movie, Patty’s first. After it was over we knew I’d found our new home.

In The Mood for Love
 (David Geffen Theater, Academy Museum, September 2022) This was Patty’s introduction to Wong Kar-wai’s masterpiece and my first time ever seeing it projected, the perfect setting. To say we were both transported is putting it very mildly indeed.

Pearl
 (Laemmle Glendale, September 2022) Emma and I saw X here earlier in the year, so of course we were there opening weekend for Ti West’s sequel (the second in his trilogy). We both loved it, but I found it so disturbing, especially the last ten minutes (here’s one where not staying for the duration of the end credits is virtually impossible), that I couldn’t shake it-- I walked around the real world for days after, genuinely haunted by what I’d seen. (So did Martin Scorsese, apparently.)

Millennium Mambo
 (American Cinematheque at the Los Feliz Theater, February 2023) I could not pass up the chance to get absorbed in Hou Hsaio-hsien's awesome movie on the big screen, and the rewards were many.

John Wick: Chapter 4
 (Laemmle Glendale, TCL Chinese IMAX, March 2023) Twice in one week, both times with Emma, both times overwhelming fun.

When Worlds Collide
 (Turner Classic Movies Film Festival, April 2023) Bruce and I saw this fantastic screening, hosted by the great sound designers Ben Burtt and Craig Barron. The movie was really fun, featuring good actors (including the late Barbara Rush, the cutest cutie pie in all of ‘50s cinema), terrific special effects and, courtesy of our hosts, an overwhelmingly effective soundtrack retrofitted with Burtt’s own version of Sensurround (BENSurround, of course) which fulfilled George Pal’s dreams for the movie, as well as shook the shit out of our internal organs and quite literally blew the side doors of the Hollywood Legion Hall where we saw it wide open more than once.

Contempt
 (American Cinematheque at the Los Feliz Theater, July 2023) My first time seeing Godard’s classic on the big, wide screen. Brilliant.



Mission: Impossible—Dead Reckoning Part 1 (AMC Media Center 8, Burbank, August 2023) Whoops, we did it again!

Taste the Blood of Dracula
 and Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (New Beverly Cinema, October 2023) Fittingly, this great Hammer double bill, featuring the best print of FMBD I think I’ve ever seen, was the last time I attended the New Beverly Cinema to date. And just by chance, I ran into Michael Torgan, who I hadn’t seen in a couple of years, and we got to spend about a half hour talking outside before the movies began.




Oppenheimer (TCL Chinese Theatre, August 2023) Before it became clear that Universal was going to have to schedule more IMAX screenings, I grabbed the chance to get up at 4:30 on a Sunday morning and make my way onto a blessedly quiet Hollywood Boulevard for a 6:00 a.m. IMAX screening of Christopher Nolan’s soon-to-be-Oscar-winning hit. And that damn theater was packed. As much eerie fun as a movie about the dawning of the end of the world could have possibly been.

Stop Making Sense (two screenings, TCL Chinese Theatre, September 2023) The 40th-anniversary rerelease afforded us two chances to see this masterpiece really big and loud. The second time Patty and I took Emma, but the first time was a pre-rerelease screening timed to the Talking Heads reunion at the Toronto Film Festival, where it was screening the same night. There were folks dancing on the Chinese Theatre’s massive stage for the last two songs, and after the movie was finished we were treated to a live feed from Toronto featuring all four Heads interviewed post-TIFF-screening by Spike Lee.

Farewell, My Concubine
 (Laemmle Glendale, September 2023) Once again, thank you, my favorite neighborhood theater in my old neighborhood.

Ugetsu
 (Laemmle Glendale, October 2023) My first time ever seeing this on the big screen. Is it any wonder this theater is about the only thing I miss about Glendale?

1900
 (Ted Mann Theater, Academy Museum, November 2023) I packed a lunch and gave up an entire Saturday to see the uncut 317-minute version of Bertolucci’s harrowing masterpiece (one intermission between the officially segmented two parts) and it was some of the most rewarding time I’ve ever spent in a theater.

Godzilla Minus One
 (AMC Burbank 16, December 2023) Emma, Nonie and I reveled in our first screening of this surprisingly great movie together, and they were only slightly less surprised than I was that, after a nuanced and terrifying story well told, the climax had me in racking sobs. So glad to see it has now cleared the restrictions that have prevented it being screened in the US (in the wake of its Best Special Effects Oscar win later in March) and can be seen streaming and for digital purchase all over the place. But nothing will ever beat seeing it in a theater, especially for the first time.

The Devil and Daniel Webster (All That Money Can Buy) 
(December 2023) This special screening of the recent 4K restoration of this mind-boggling movie was the very first time I’d ever seen in any form, under any title, and I’m so glad it was on the big screen, where it mesmerized me from start to finish.

Ed Wood
 (Nuart Theater, Santa Monica, February 2024) Somehow it worked out that this would be the last movie I would ever see as a citizen of Los Angeles, and it was beyond perfect that I was able to make it across town on a Friday night just before our exhausting move would commence in earnest to see this paean to the creative spirit as it once manifested itself in this moviemaking capital where I spent 37 years of my life.

Perfect Days (The Rose Theatre, Port Townsend, March 2024) And speaking of perfect, it’s hard for me to express right now just how perfect it was that Wim Wenders’ great movie was the first theatrical film I ended up seeing as an official resident of Port Townsend. I just wanted to see a good movie, and instead I saw one that, though it was very much about perceptions of modern Japanese culture and how one man defines and comes to peace with himself amidst that culture, seemed also to speak directly to my soul and where it sits at this crossroads in my life.

The First Omen
 (SEE Film Cinemas, Bremerton, WA, April 2023) It was our first get-out-of-town movie—that was Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire at a Regal in Poulsbo—but this was the first one where Emma and I saw a really good, satisfying movie. It was one of our first steps in making ourselves feel like part of the community of Port Townsend and the surrounding towns. That process continues, thankfully!

Dirty Harry
 (Turner Classic Movies Film Festival, April 2024) I’ve never seen this brutal, troubling, electrifying crime thriller, the first R-rated movie I ever saw (at age 12 in my hometown drive-in), look so fantastic. Add to that the experience of seeing Andy Robinson speak beforehand (described movie, answer #11) and you’ve got an unforgettable experience.

The Beast
 (The Rosebud inside the Rose Theatre, Port Townsend, May 2024) Not unlike my experience with Pearl, this challenging, intricate film, anchored by a brilliant performance from Lea Seydoux, is the scariest thing I've seen in a theater in ages, far outstripping recent highly touted horror offerings in the level of fear it generates and in its own boundary-pushing filmmaking intensity, and it took me nearly a week to shake it off. Actually, I'm not sure I really have even yet.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
 
(SIFF Downtown-- formerly the Cinerama, May 2024) This theater is as good as advertised, and seeing Furiosa here, my first experience at the theater, was a spectacular introduction.
 one of the most overwhelming sonic and visual presentations I’ve ever been lucky enough to attend. Only George Miller could, or apparently would even care to infuse the end of the world with this much nerve-jangling exhilaration, and it sent me out of the theater on the sort of big-budget movie high the likes of which I haven’t experienced since perhaps Mad Max: Fury Road.

32) Favorite Southern-fried movie sheriff
 With all due respect to Buford T. Justice (aka Jackie Gleason) and J.W. Pepper (aka Clifton James), I’m gonna go dark and choose Ned Beatty, never more sinister and insinuating (especially in his deadpan, where he hides behind assumed good-ol’-boy charms he never forefronts) than as Sheriff J.C. Connors, the murderous lawman set against Burt Reynolds’ Gator McCluskey in Joseph Sargent’s crackling-good White Lightning (1973). And in Connors’s shadow, you might just find the sheriff who greets Reynolds, Jon Voight and Beatty himself near the end of Deliverance (1972), a cynical lawman played by James Dickey, presiding gruffly, sometimes disapprovingly, and even more insinuatingly over John Boorman’s grueling adaptation of Dickey’s own book. I’d bet Beatty took notes on this performance and incorporated them into his own just a year later.



33) Favorite film of 1954 Any year that saw the release of Kiss Me, Deadly, Bad Day at Black Rock, Rear Window, Dam Busters, On the Waterfront, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Seven Samurai, Them!, Johnny Guitar, La Strada and the original Godzilla has to be considered a great year for movies. And the greatest, my most favorite? Take a bow, Yasujiro Ozu’s Tokyo Story.

34) A 90-foot wall of water or the world tallest building on fire? The Poseidon Adventure (1972) is certainly the OG of the now-50-plus-year-old disaster movie cycle, but of the two I’m inclined to favor the big dog these days-- The Towering Inferno. OG, meet apex, the big movie statement this ‘70s subgenre would never again approach. (That said, I have a great and widely acknowledged fondness for Airport ‘77 which I suspect I will carry with me to my grave.)

35) Second-favorite Agnes Varda movie My favorite is Varda’s sublimely beautiful and understated love letter to her Parisian neighborhood, the 1975 documentary Daguerréotypes. So that leaves second place to be occupied possibly by Vagabond (1985) or perhaps Mur Murs (1981). But really there’s no contest: second place goes to her beautiful and moving feature swansong, Faces Places (2017).

36) Favorite WWII movie made between 1950 and 1975 Again, leaving it all up to the top of my head, the one that made a really huge impression on  me, when I was lucky enough to see on the big Egyptian screen courtesy of the American Cinematheque a few years ago, was Sam Fuller’s Merrill’s Marauders (1962).

37) After the disappointing (against predictions) box-office weekend for The Fall Guy, writer Matt Singer, perplexed by the relative indifference from ticket-buyers toward a film most expected to be a big hit, asked in his piece for Screengrab,  “What the hell do people want from movies?” To focus the question slightly more narrowly, what the hell do you want out of movies? I want a movie to surprise me, to challenge my expectations, to show me facets of a world (our world, its world) that I might never have considered before. Whether or not a movie makes money at the box office is absolutely immaterial to its worth—how many of your favorite films, of my favorite films, were flops at the box office? What I want is a movie that is worth coming out to see, whether it’s an overwhelming sound-and Furiosa epic, or a movie like Perfect Days or The Beast</i>, films that demand something from their audiences and give back rewards (and in the case of  The Beast, nightmares) that could never be anticipated, and for the movies themselves to have more than an opening weekend’s chance to lure the audiences that would most enjoy them in the company of strangers inside a movie house.

38) Ned Sparks or Guy Kibbee? Both have their specific and beloved niches in pre-code Hollywood comedies, but I gotta give the edge to Guy Kibbee, a little less one-note than Sparks, hilarious in Golddiggers of 1933 (1933) and Dames (1934) and downright moving in Central Park (1932).

39) Favorite opening line in a movie There are surely better, wittier, more resonant ones in the storied history of the movies, but for me one of the ones that best sets the tone for what’s to come is seeing Ava Gardner in her lounging gown stumble into the ostensibly posh (no thanks to the Universal production design department) apartment she shares with her increasingly estranged husband Charlton Heston, noting his absence and uttering a perfectly vituperative “GodDAMN it!” After that, the wrath of God in Sensurround seems tame by comparison.

40) Best movie involving radio or a radio broadcast Obvious choices for me might include American Graffiti (1973) for its hauntingly pervasive radio broadcast soundtrack of late ‘50s-early ‘60s pop radio hits, and for that scene with Wolfman Jack broadcasting from that eerily quiet station on the outskirts of town (that scene best reflects my own nascent fascination with radio and radio stations when I was a kid); or maybe, if I stretch the boundaries of the question, Jonathan Demme’s Citizens Band (1977), a beautifully woven tale of identities lost, found and created over the air on CB radio in a small town. I’m even thinking about the intrusive PA radio broadcasts that pervade the hospital camp in Robert Altman’s M*A*S*H (1970). And there’s Sex and Broadcasting (2014), a terrific documentary about New Jersey’s own WFMU and one man’s effort to keep the station alive in the face of recession, the never-ending threat of commercial media invasion and the challenges of keeping a staff of weirdos (benign and less-than-benign) in line. But the one that really makes the nostalgic case for radio, what it was, what we remember it to be, and what It may never have been, is Woody Allen’s lovely and evocative Radio Days (1987), in which nostalgia achieves a warm, penetrating aesthetic that goes beyond radio and straight into the ways we embellish our memories—“The scene is Rockaway. The time is my childhood. It’s my old neighborhood, and forgive me if I tend to romanticize the past. I mean, it wasn’t always as stormy and rainswept as this. But I remember it that way because that was it at its most beautiful.”


41) Buddy Buddy—yes or no? Absolutely yes.

42) Favorite film of 1934 I tried, but I just cannot choose between Josef von Sternberg’s The Scarlet Empress and Jean Vigo’s L’Atlante, so they both get top dog honors for their 90th anniversaries.


43) Kay Francis or Miriam Hopkins? Hopkins may have made better movies overall, at least in the early stage of her career-- Design for Living</i> (1933), Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931), The Story of Temple Drake (1933)--  but all Kay Francis has to do is approach the camera at the end of Jewel Robbery, the nifty romantic comedy she made with William Powell in 1932, and I’d follow her anywhere. And you know, the movie these two made together in 1932 with that fella Ernst Lubitsch, Trouble In Paradise isn’t exactly chopped liver either.

44) What’s the oddest thing a movie theater employee has ever said to you? Recently a friend and I were watching Challengers at a small theater in a nearby town. We happened to be the only customers for the first Saturday afternoon showing and were enjoying our private screening, but at some point I had to make a quick exit to the little boy’s room. As I left the auditorium and crossed the snack bar toward my goal, the man running the show—literally—looked up from where he was seated near the popcorn machine and asked sincerely, “You want me to pause the movie for you?” I hope he didn’t think me rude, but I had to laugh, especially when I imagine my friend sitting in the auditorium alone and suddenly watching the frame freeze, expecting the old-school melting frame we’d seen so many times in our hometown theater which, of course, this being a DCP, would never come. I thanked him for his concern but told him I’d be in and out very quickly. I sometimes think I’ve heard it all in my 64 years, and then…

45) Is there such a thing as an ideal running time for a movie? Is X too long? Is Y too short? I get the feeling people who are concerned about this issue just want everything to be a neat-and-tidy TV show (or a leisurely paced long-form one) and not let themselves surrender to the particular rhythms any one film might have. So of course I think it’s absurd to try to suggest there’s anything like an ideal running time. The Irishman (2019) is the perfect length at 209 minutes, and so is Central Park (1932) at 58 minutes. So I think the answer is: If a movie is really good, it is as long or short as it needs to be.

46) Favorite Roger Corman movie(s) On the day he died (yesterday), my favorite Roger Corman movies were The Premature Burial (1962), X- The Man with X-Ray Eyes (1963), The Tomb of Ligeia (1964) and The Masque of the Red Death (1964)—that’s a hell of an account over two years, and those are only four of the 12 (!!!) movies he made during that short period. But tonight (the day after he died), I’m gonna watch The Wild Angels (1966) again, and maybe The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre (1967)  or Bloody Mama (1970) again after that, so anything could happen.

 

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  1. Hi Dennis! It was great to see this quiz pop up in my RSS reader (you better believe I still use one!) just like back in the good old days! Here are my answers in three parts since I'm over the character limit for comments:

    1) Movie that best reflects, describes or embodies the tenor of our times

    My most memorable first-time viewing of an “old” movie last year was Eijanaika. Here’s what I said about it in my “Top Ten Movies of 2023” blog post (https://prodigalcinephile.com/2024/03/03/top-ten-movies-of-2023/): “Eijanaika is a productively messy, sprawling film which captures the end-of-the-world feeling of living through a pivotal moment in history (the Meiji Restoration) that we’re now all lamentably so familiar with.” So there you go!

    2) Favorite Don Siegel movie not starring Clint Eastwood

    It’s Invasion for me. “They're here already! You're next! You're next, You're next!”

    3) Your favorite movie theater, now or then

    Ithaca, New York’s Cinemapolis is my home away from home!

    4) You’re booking this Friday and Saturday night at that theater—What are the double features for each night?

    I could answer this a million different ways, but I’m going to use my answer to question #1 as a starting point and pair Eijanaika with the 2007 film The Witnesses and call the program “It’s the End of the World as We Know It”

    5) Wendy Hiller or Deborah Kerr?

    I just got back from the Nitrate Picture Show, so I’ve got to go with Deborah Kerr, star of Black Narcissus, which screened there last year.

    6) Last movie seen in a theater/on physical media/by streaming

    In a theater: The Strawberry Blonde at the Dryden Theatre as part of the aforementioned Nitrate Picture Show.

    On physical media: Damsels in Distress in preparation for a blog post I’m hoping to finish this weekend.

    By streaming: Dancing in the Dust in preparation for a review of director Asghar Farhadi’s next film Beautiful City.

    7) Name a young actor in modern films who, either physically or by personality, reminds you of an actor from the age of classic movies

    Maybe it was just a coincidence of having recently seen Bend of the River, but Cillian Murphy’s piercing blue eyes in Oppenheimer reminded me very much of Jimmy Stewart.

    8) Favorite film of 2014

    This category of question always gets into my head because how do you determine what constitutes a film “of” a particular year? I don’t know that I would have seen The Look of Silence in time to have included it on a contemporaneous “Top Ten Movies of 2014” list, but looking backwards now, that would seem to be the correct answer.

    9) Second-favorite Louis Malle film

    I don’t have a close personal relationship with many of Malle’s films, so this is a tricky one. My Dinner with Andre is definitely my favorite; number two must be either Zazie dans le métro or Atlantic City, but I’d need to rewatch them to decide between them.

    10) The Ladykillers (2004 Coen Bros. version)—yes or no?

    Hahaha my answer is almost exactly the same as yours: sure, why not?

    11) Andy Robinson (Scorpio) or Richard Widmark (Tommy Udo)?

    Gotta go with Andy Robinson on this one.

    12) Best horror movie from the past ten years

    No need to overthink this one: Get Out. But The Witch is close for me, too.

    13) Upcoming movie release you have the highest hopes for in 2024

    It was allegedly a weak Cannes this year, but I’ve got pretty high hopes for two American films that screened in the Directors’ Fortnight section: Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point and Eephus.

    14) Movie you’re looking forward to this year that would surprise people or make them consider that you might have finally cracked up.

    I’m certainly not expecting Disney’s live-action remake of Lilo & Stitch to be any good, but if it is, that will be one heck of an achievement! So until such time as the reviews start to come in, I think I’m kinda sort looking forward to it?

    15) Favorite AIP one-sheet

    I’ve never seen the film, but the poster for Voodoo Woman makes me wonder why not!

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  2. Part two:

    16) Catherine Spaak or Daniela Giordano?

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything that either of these actresses has appeared in! I’ll have to get on that.

    17) Favorite film of 1994

    Chungking Express. Hands down.

    18) Second-favorite Wim Wenders film

    Hmm . . . I think this might actually be Don’t Come Knocking? The part I’m certain about is that Wings of Desire is #1.

    19) Best performance by an athlete in a non-sports-oriented movie

    You mention (or at least allude) to my pick: Jim Brown in The Dirty Dozen.

    20) The cinema’s Best Appearance by A Piece of Fruit

    It’s hard to beat a policeman drawing a banana on a bad guy thanks to Buster Keaton’s shenanigans in The High Sign!

    21) Favorite film of 1974

    This is a tough one! I think I have to go with Ali: Fear Eats the Soul.

    22) Most would probably agree we are not currently living in a golden age of film criticism. Given that, who, among currently active writers, do you think best carries the torch for the form?

    I think this age will look just fine once we look back on it from a safe distance! Sticking just with critics who write in English, since that’s the only language I can read well, I care as much about Manohla Dargis’s and Bilge Ebiri’s opinions and enjoy Shelia O’Malley’s and Stephanie Zacharek’s writing as much as I do any critic from bygone eras; meanwhile all-time great Adrian Martin is still much still active, and Jonathan Rosenbaum and Amy Taubin still pop up regularly in forums I monitor as well. Among critics approximately my age, I always thought that Ignatiy Vishnevetsky represented the best of us, but alas I don’t remember the last time I saw his byline. But my final answer to this question is A.S. Hamrah because his writing is an event.

    23) Favorite movie theater snack(s)

    Once upon a time when I lived in Pittsburgh there was a variety of Mike & Ike’s that came in an orange box–I think they were “sour” flavored? Anyway, I used to smuggle these suckers into the theater with me on the regular, but I haven’t seen them in years. So I guess Sour Patch kids? But the only time I snack during movies any more is on date night outings with my loving wife, whose go-to order is popcorn with butter, garlic, Parmesan, and salt washed down with Coke.

    24) Marion Lorne or Patricia Collinge?

    I’m happy to join your opinion on this one and go with Lorne!

    25) Recent release you wish you’d seen on a big screen

    My loving wife and I are recent latecomers to the John Wick franchise and therefore missed Chapter 4’s theatrical run, much to our chagrin.

    26) Favorite supporting performance in a Sam Peckinpah film

    I’m not sure that it’s possible to answer this question without a lengthy conversation about what constitutes a “supporting” vs. “lead” performance in The Wild Bunch.

    27) Strother Martin or L.Q. Jones?

    Martin.

    28) Current actor whose star status you find partially or completely mystifying

    I’m at a disadvantage here because I lost pace with the Marvel Comic Universe many years ago, which appears to be where “star” status is lost and one these days. So: pass.

    29) Reese Witherspoon – Election or Freeway?

    Election. 100%. Sorry Professor McAllister!

    30) Second-favorite Michael Ritchie film

    I’m a big fan of Downhill Racer, so The Bad News Bears is my #2!

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  3. And part three:

    31) Favorite theatrical moviegoing experience of the last three years (2021-2024)

    I just saw a beautiful nitrate print of Intolerance four days ago accompanied by live music by Philip Carli, so that.

    32) Favorite Southern-fried movie sheriff

    I’m going to channel the spirit of my sci fi-loving high school self who responded to a true or false question asking whether the speed of light was the fastest it was possible to travel in a way that he knew would be marked wrong on principle, intentionally misinterpret this question in one or more important ways, and shout out Tommy Lee Jones’s turn as Sheriff Ed Tom Bell in No Country for Old Men.

    33) Favorite film of 1954

    Journey to Italy.

    34) A 90-foot wall of water or the world tallest building on fire?

    I’ve never seen The Towering Inferno, so The Poseidon Adventure by default.

    35) Second-favorite Agnes Varda movie

    Vagabond is my #1, so Cléo from 5 to 7.

    36) Favorite WWII movie made between 1950 and 1975

    I’m pretty sure that my answer to this one is Army of Shadows, which was a revelation for me when it was finally released theatrically stateside in 2006.

    37) After the disappointing (against predictions) box-office weekend for The Fall Guy, writer Matt Singer, perplexed by the relative indifference from ticket-buyers toward a film most expected to be a big hit, asked in his piece for Screengrab, “What the hell do people want from movies?” To focus the question slightly more narrowly, what the hell do you want out of movies?

    To continue to come from all over the world, to continue to be made by talented people who could have chosen any other art form to work in, to continue to be shown on big screens in darkened theaters with good projection and sound systems. Or: I go to the movies literally every week and all I want is to be able to keep doing so until I can’t any more!

    38) Ned Sparks or Guy Kibbee?

    No disrespect to Ned Sparks, who was a great Canadian, but this one has GOT to be Guy Kibbee. I would love to read a contrarian opinion, though!

    39) Favorite opening line in a movie

    This is perhaps my most boring (or least contrarian, at any rate) movie opinion, but “Rosebud” is still king!

    40) Best movie involving radio or a radio broadcast

    Love Finds Andy Hardy because it does a beautiful job of reminding us that it was the internet of its day!

    41) Buddy Buddy—yes or no?

    I haven’t seen this one yet but will keep an eye out for it and let you know!

    42) Favorite film of 1934

    As someone who writes a monthly blog post pairing a movie with a cocktail, there is only one possible way I can answer this question: The Thin Man.

    43) Kay Francis or Miriam Hopkins?

    Oof. It’s a tie!

    44) What’s the oddest thing a movie theater employee has ever said to you?

    I don’t think a theater employee has ever said anything especially odd to me, but I’ll never forget rolling into the 2002 Toronto Film Festival with three of my college roommates and settling into our seats for our first screening, only for the gentleman one row over to turn to us and say, “you’re in the wrong theater.” We replied by explaining that no, this is the movie we have tickets for. His reply was to state even more firmly, “you’re in the wrong theater.” The film in question was something from Austria set in a ski resort, so I guess the idea was that with our dyed hair and piercings and tattoos it was inconceivable that we would be interested in, what? An international film? Something not explicitly punk rock? Who knows!

    45) Is there such a thing as an ideal running time for a movie?

    Nah. But three hours is as long as I want to sit still, so if you go longer than that, you’d better earn it.

    46) Favorite Roger Corman movie(s)

    Question #31 asked for my favorite theatrical moviegoing experience of the last three years. If I was permitted to reach back even further, I’d have to consider the time I saw X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes with a live score by Pere Ubu, so let’s go with that one. RIP.

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  4. Mae Clarke. It was Mae Clarke what got the grapefruit in the kisser, not Jean Harlow.

    Also, welcome back.

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  5. ANDY!!! I can't overstate how happy I was to see your name and your answers pop up here! Good to hear from you, my friend!

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  6. Christianne, I will never believe I don't need an editor (especially on any post I write after 9:00 pm these days)! Thanks for the eagle eyes! And welcome back to you too!

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  7. Some horror movies you maybe missed or forgot: Raw and Titane (Julia Ducornau), The Invisible Man and Upgrade (Leigh Whannell), The Autopsy of Jane Doe and The Last Voyage of the Demeter (André Øvredal), Oxygen (Alexandre Aja), It Follows (David Robert Mitchell), Revenge (Coralie Fargeat), Possessor and Infinity Pool (Brandon Cronenberg), Huesera: The Bone Woman (Michelle Garza Cervera), Prey (Dan Trachtenberg), Resurrection (Andrew Semans), Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil (Paul Urkijo Alijo), Crimson Peak (Guillermo Del Toro), La Llorona (Jayro Bustamente), Underwater (William Eubank), Relic (Natalie Erika James), Good Manners (Marco Dutra & Juliana Rojas).

    For what it's worth, the last decade has been a golden age for the horror movie. Of the above, the one nearest to my heart is Good Manners.

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  8. Damn. Had I remembered, I surely would have included POSSESSOR and INFINITY POOL, and certainly PREY too. But now's my time to admit that I wasn't too big on RAW, TITANE, THE INVISIBLE MAN, UPGRADE or THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER (though I could be talked into a fourth look at that one under better circumstances), and I like CRIMSON PEAK, but not enough to have considered it for my own short list. However, if you are high on GOOD MANNERS, and any of the rest I haven't seen that you have listed, then I will check them out ASAP.

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  9. 1) Movie that best reflects, describes or embodies the tenor of our times: I'm going to say Fight Club. An underground cult, prone to participation in and enjoyment of violence, ready to follow their leader no matter how crazy he may be... You sure this movie is 25 years old? And that it's not a documentary?

    2) Favorite Don Siegel movie not starring Clint Eastwood: Favorite is Charley Varrick, runner-up is The Killers.

    3) Your favorite movie theater, now or then: Railroad Square Cinema was the small indie theater that really shaped my tastes. Small and scrappy, it survived a fire and grew to be the home base for the Maine International Film Festival. The business has moved to a new building and is now called the Maine Film Center, but it'll stay forever in my heart as that two-screen place with the deeply rutted parking lot and all sorts of miracles inside.

    4) You’re booking this Friday and Saturday night at that theater—What are the double features for each night? Friday night, The Driver (1978) and Drive (2011). Saturday night, Can't Stop the Music and The Apple (both 1980).

    5) Wendy Hiller or Deborah Kerr? Deborah, from here to... way the heck over there.

    6) Last movie seen in a theater/on physical media/by streaming: Theater, Barbie (it's been a while). DVD, Monkey Business (1931). Streaming, VelociPastor (don't ask).

    7) Name a young actor in modern films who, either physically or by personality, reminds you of an actor from the age of classic movies: Not so much in the 2020s, but for a long time Brendan Fraser reminded me so much of Joel McCrea.

    8) Favorite film of 2014: Boyhood, with Ex Machina a close second.

    9) Second-favorite Louis Malle film: I think My Dinner With Andre, but only because I don't remember too much from my viewing of Murmur of the Heart close to 40 years ago.

    10) The Ladykillers (2004 Coen Bros. version)—yes or no? Do I like it? No. Should the Coens have made it? I don't like to tell an artist what to do... but no. Usually their films look effortless, but everybody here is visibly straining, and that affects the audience. I don't like to work to watch a movie, and The Ladykillers makes me work. (I have similar issues with Hudsucker Proxy.)

    11) Andy Robinson (Scorpio) or Richard Widmark (Tommy Udo)? Andy Robinson, walking away. "Please... I scare easy."

    12) Best horror movie from the past ten years I'm going to say "Get Out," for what it's done for the genre, for those involved, and for how it built on past horror in a fresh new way.

    13) Upcoming movie release you have the highest hopes for in 2024: I have been wanting to see a movie made of The Long Walk for decades. Now they're saying it's going to happen and this time they mean it. I can only hope.

    14) Movie you’re looking forward to this year that would surprise people or make them consider that you might have finally cracked up: I really liked the book and the TV movie of The Best Christmas Pageant Ever; just knowing that it's going to be a movie again makes me happy. One with Judy Greer? Even better!

    15) Favorite AIP one-sheet: Coffy. Need I say more?

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  10. 16) Catherine Spaak or Daniela Giordano? I don't know either one, but they're both gorgeous.

    17) Favorite film of 1994: Predictable or not, I can't not pick Pulp Fiction.

    18) Second-favorite Wim Wenders film: Sorry to say, I've only seen Wings of Desire.

    19) Best performance by an athlete in a non-sports-oriented movie: Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride

    20) The cinema’s Best Appearance by A Piece of Fruit: The poisoned date in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Now that was a piece of fruit that knew how to keep your attention!

    21) Favorite film of 1974: Because it's Favorite and not Best, I'm going with The Taking of Pelham One Two Three over Godfather II.

    22) Most would probably agree we are not currently living in a golden age of film criticism. Given that, who, among currently active writers, do you think best carries the torch for the form? I have been really, really impressed with David Fear in Rolling Stone. He's an excellent writer who is very good at conveying what makes a film worthy or not. He's not writing out of a place of hype, but one of exploration.

    23) Favorite movie theater snack(s): I actually don't much like eating in the theater, as I can't pay full attention to gustatory pleasure. Having said that, my favorite of those snacks is probably Junior Mints.

    24) Marion Lorne or Patricia Collinge? I'll go with Marion. I like how she gives a little laugh to dismiss Ruth Roman.

    25) Recent release you wish you’d seen on a big screen: Albert Brooks Defending My Life would have been cool to see with an audience.

    26) Favorite supporting performance in a Sam Peckinpah film: I guess Ernest Borgnine in The Wild Bunch.

    27) Strother Martin or L.Q. Jones? Strother Martin. One movie you forgot while listing his accomplishments: Percy Garris, the payroll guard boss in Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid.

    28) Current actor whose star status you find partially or completely mystifying: Does James Corden count? ("Only to ten, Mudhead.")

    29) Reese Witherspoon – Election or Freeway? Election. More shades.

    30) Second-favorite Michael Ritchie film: Fletch, an honest-to-God guilty pleasure. My favorite is The Candidate; ironically, I think Smile is a better movie than either one. It's like how my favorite John Irving book is The Hotel New Hampshire, even though I don't think it's his best book.

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  11. 31) Favorite theatrical moviegoing experience of the last three years (2021-2024): Barbie, for being a full family experience. My wife cried at America Ferrara's monologue; my stepson was crazy for Ryan Gosling's performance; and my five year old daughter had to go out and wander a little every 30 minutes.

    32) Favorite Southern-fried movie sheriff: Rod Steiger in In the Heat of the Night. YEAHHHH! OH YEAH!

    33) Favorite film of 1954: Rear Window.

    34) A 90-foot wall of water or the world tallest building on fire? I've got to go with the fire; it can last longer, and it can be defeated.

    35) Second-favorite Agnes Varda movie: Pass.

    36) Favorite WWII movie made between 1950 and 1975: Stalag 17, one of the few with genuine laughs to match its genuine suspense.

    37) After the disappointing (against predictions) box-office weekend for The Fall Guy, writer Matt Singer, perplexed by the relative indifference from ticket-buyers toward a film most expected to be a big hit, asked in his piece for Screengrab, “What the hell do people want from movies?” They want Something Else. Audiences today have had their fill of Big movies, and whether they know it or not, they miss those "little" $25 million movies that valued stories over stars and spectacle. Those movies aren't getting made anymore because studios won't invest in them, thinking them surefire money-losers. It's like the joke of the movie mogul who said, sure, my movie lost fifty million - but it MADE a hundred million.

    38) Ned Sparks or Guy Kibbee? Pass.

    39) Favorite opening line in a movie: "I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold."

    40) Best movie involving radio or a radio broadcast: Why, The Warriors, of course!

    41) Buddy Buddy—yes or no? Who am I to shoot down Billy Wilder?

    42) Favorite film of 1934: The Thin Man is just too much fun.

    43) Kay Francis or Miriam Hopkins? Pass.

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  12. "Does James Corden count? ("Only to ten, Mudhead.")"

    Welcome back, Patrick!!

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  13. Thanks!! And now for the few that I somehow missed...

    44) What’s the oddest thing a movie theater employee has ever said to you?

    December of '96, I went to the theater for a double feature of Michael and One Fine Day. It was a messy, snowy/slushy day, and I was the only one in the place both times. Before the second one, the ticket taker refused to take my money. He said, "This is my theater and I can do what I want." Suffice to say that's never happened since.

    45) Is there such a thing as an ideal running time for a movie?

    Roger Ebert said that no good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough. Having said that, I think the hundred minute mark is a good one to shoot for, especially these days when running times have bloated so people won't think they're being ripped off by the movie being "too short."

    46) Favorite Roger Corman movie(s): For ones he produced, Death Race 2000 and Rock 'n' Roll High School. For ones he directed, I guess Gunslinger, even though that's more because of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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  14. Larry AydletteJuly 08, 2024 1:12 AM

    1) Movie that best reflects, describes or embodies the tenor of our times 
    Chinatown. It fits all times.

    2) Favorite Don Siegel movie not starring Clint Eastwood 
    I agree with you on Charley Varrick, but I might be tempted to pick two of Siegel’s hard-boiled black-and-whites from the ‘50s: Riot In Cell Block 11 and The Lineup.


    3) Your favorite movie theater, now or then 
    The Naro, Norfolk, Va.

    4) You’re booking this Friday and Saturday night at that theater—What are the double features for each night?
    Ninotchka and Reds
    To Catch A Thief and The 39 Steps 

    5) Wendy Hiller or Deborah Kerr?
    Kerr.

    6) Last movie seen in a theater/on physical media/by streaming In a theater (and not just any theater): 
    Theater: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
    Physical media: Bring On The Night (the Sting film)

    7) Name a young actor in modern films who, either physically or by personality, reminds you of an actor from the age of classic movies 

    8)  Favorite film of 2014 
    This Is Where I Leave You

    9) Second-favorite Louis Malle film  
    Pretty Baby

    10) The Ladykillers (2004 Coen Bros. version)—yes or no? 
    NO, NO, NO

    11) Andy Robinson (Scorpio) or Richard Widmark (Tommy Udo)? 
    Well, do ya, punk?

    12) Best horror movie from the past ten years 
    Crawl or X or The Witch

    13) Upcoming movie release you have the highest hopes for in 2024 
    Agreed: Megalopolis

    14)  Movie you’re looking forward to this year that would surprise people or make them consider that you might have finally cracked up.
    The new Venom movie. 

    15) Favorite AIP one-sheet 

    16) Catherine Spaak or Daniela Giordano?
    Spaak.

    17)  Favorite film of 1994 
    The Last Seduction

    18) Second-favorite Wim Wenders film
    Hammett

    19) Best performance by an athlete in a non-sports-oriented movie
    Andre The Giant in The Princess Bride

    20) The cinema’s Best Appearance by A Piece of Fruit 
    The watermelon massacre in Mr. Majestyk

    21) Favorite film of 1974 
    Forget it Dennis, it’s…

    22) Most would probably agree we are not currently living in a golden age of film criticism. Given that, who, among currently active writers, do you think best carries the torch for the form?
    Chang, Sean Burns

    23) Favorite movie theater snack(s) 
    Coke Icee and nacho chips with cheese

    24) Marion Lorne or Patricia Collinge?
    Collinge

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  15. Larry AydletteJuly 08, 2024 1:13 AM

    25) Recent release you wish you’d seen on a big screen
    Coup de Chance

    26) Favorite supporting performance in a Sam Peckinpah film 
    Isela Vega in Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia

    27) Strother Martin or L.Q. Jones?
    Strother
     
    28) Current actor whose star status you find partially or completely mystifying 
    Timothee Chalomet

    29) Reese Witherspoon – Election or Freeway?
    Freeway


    30) Second-favorite Michael Ritchie film
    Downhill Racer is No. 1, so it’s a tied No. 2 between Smile, Semi-Tough and Prime Cut.


    31) Favorite theatrical moviegoing experience of the last three years (2021-2024)
    Seeing A Hard Day’s Night on the big screen at the Naro. No. 2: Stop Making Sense

    32) Favorite Southern-fried movie sheriff 
    “Give me a Diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper and make it quick, I’m in a got-damn hurry.”

    33) Favorite film of 1954 
    Kiss Me Deadly, followed by Hobson’s Choice

    34) A 90-foot wall of water or the world tallest building on fire?
    Or a stewardess flying the plane?

    35) Second-favorite Agnes Varda movie 
    Cleo from 5 to 7, after Le Bonheur

    36) Favorite WWII movie made between 1950 and 1975
    Patton

    37) After the disappointing (against predictions) box-office weekend for The Fall Guy, writer Matt Singer, perplexed by the relative indifference from ticket-buyers toward a film most expected to be a big hit, asked in his piece for Screengrab,  “What the hell do people want from movies?” To focus the question slightly more narrowly, what the hell do you want out of movies?

    38) Ned Sparks or Guy Kibbee? 


    39) Favorite opening line in a movie
    “All right, Curly, enough’s enough. You can’t eat the Venetian blinds. I just had them installed on Wednesday.”

    40) Best movie involving radio or a radio broadcast 
    Yep, Radio Days.

    41) Buddy Buddy—yes or no??
    YES!

    42) Favorite film of 1934 
    It Happened One Night

    43) Kay Francis or Miriam Hopkins? 
    Kay!

    44) What’s the oddest thing a movie theater employee has ever said to you? 

    45) Is there such a thing as an ideal running time for a movie? 
    No, but I wish more of them were 90 minutes and done.



    46) Favorite Roger Corman movie(s) 
    The Masque of the Red Death, X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes

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