Okay, even though I've got a giant cat perched on my chest, I'm
gonna give this a whack...
1) You’re on a desert island (and you sort of are)—What three discs do you select out of your own collection to keep if you had to get rid of all the rest?
Nashville, Once Upon a Time in the West and One Two Three.
2) Giuletta Masina or Jeanne Moreau?
Giuletta sent me to the moon in Nights of Cabiria. That’s all that needs be
said.
3) Second -favorite Roger Corman movie.
Of Corman-directed movies, it'd be The Premature Burial. Number
one? X-The Man With X-Ray Eyes. A Ray Milland two-fer!
4) The most memorable place you ever saw a movie. This could be
a film projected on a big screen or seen in some other fashion—the important
thing is what makes it memorable.
I have a LOT of possible answers to this question—seeing Singin' in the Rain for the first time on a birthday date with Patty at the Hollywood Bowl in 1990;
pitching a tent in my backyard for an overnight “camping trip” with Emma and
watching Kiki's Delivery Service on a portable DVD player from our sleeping
bags; almost getting kicked out of the theater for laughing so hard at Pee Wee's Big Adventure on opening night with my pal Dave Triebel at a crummy
cracker-box cinema in Medford, Oregon; being in the star-packed audience with
Francis Ford Coppola and seemingly just about everyone in Hollywood for the
opening night of One from the Heart at the Plitt Century Plaza in February 1982;
seeing Tales from the Crypt at the Alger Theater on Halloween Night 1973, when
the crowd got so unruly the manager actually stopped the film and berated the crowd
at length, and when Sir Ralph Richardson Himself threatened to drag one of the
Alger’s ushers straight down to hell with him. (IM me—it’s a pretty funny story.)
But I honestly cannot do better than the answer Bruce
Lundy offered to this question: sitting with him poolside at the Hollywood
Roosevelt during the 2014 TCM Classic Film festival, surrounded by the
eccentric crowd, knocking back free gin and tonics like they were Kool-Aid,
listening to Ileana Douglas interview Richard Roundtree, sometimes
nonsensically, and watching a
spectacular presentation of Earthquake in Sensurround! “Goddamn it!” I
never saw this movie in Sensurround when it was originally released-- it seems
as though God was holding me back, waiting until the conditions were just right.
And that night they definitely were. This seems to me a perfect night at the
movies.
5) Marcello Mastroianni or Vittorio Gassman?
I love Mastroianni, especially in 8½, but I will never forget listening to Gassman arguing with his brother in Italian near the end of Robert Altman’s A Wedding—I’d never heard anyone speak so fast and with such fury in a movie before. (My Italian teacher said even she couldn’t understand what he was saying!) For that, and for Il Sorpasso, Gassman gets my vote.
6) Second-favorite Kelly Reichardt movie.
Old Joy would be #2; the top slot belongs to Meek's Cutoff. But
truth be told, I’ve liked everything I’ve seen so far from Recihardt— Certain Women and Wendy and Lucy are also excellent, though W&L is difficult to
watch. I need to catch up with Night Moves, and I didn’t get a chance to see First Cow before the world closed.
7) In the matter of taste, is there a film or director that, if
your partner in a relationship (wife/husband/lover/best friend) disagreed
violently with your assessment of it, might cause a serious rift in that
relationship?
No serious rifts over matters of personal taste, especially if a
reasonable discussion is not out of the question. I will admit, however, to being
a little nervous, in a Denny’s in Irvine on our way back from seeing Warren
Zevon (it was an early date), when Patty and I got in a heated discussion over
the merits of Robert Altman, and Nashville in particular. We got into a much
worse argument a few years later over Jack Webb and Dragnet—I was pro, she was
the dirty little hippie con.
8 ) The last movie you saw in a theater/on physical media/via
streaming (list one each).
In a theater: Emma. at the Arclight in Pasadena for Emma’s
birthday. Physical media: Hausu (Criterion Blu-ray). Streaming: Journey to Italy.
9) Name a movie that you just couldn’t face watching right now.
I am trying to avoid anything too grim, and I had already begun
to OD on dystopian sci-fi and apocalyptic roaming-the-countryside-in-search-of-or-in-avoidance-of-zombies
scenarios, especially the snarky sort, well before our current global nightmare
commenced. But if I had to pick just one, it’d have to be Steven Soderbergh’s Contagion, not the least reason being that it’s such an effective piece of
work. No, thanks. Not right now.
10) Jane Greer or Ava Gardner?
I like Ava Gardner just fine, but Jane Greer defines the femme
fatale for me in Out of the Past, and she’s ridiculously beautiful in it. But
she and Mitchum also had a ton of fun being chased by William Bendix in Don
Siegel’s The Big Steal, and she was ridiculously beautiful in that one too. And
she graced The Outfit and even a couple episodes of the original Twin Peaks.
It’s Greer all the way.
11) Edmond O’Brien or Van Heflin?
I love another quiz taker’s description of Heflin and his
bulging eyes as the definition of flop sweat. He’s never been very appealing to
me, except maybe in 3:10 to Yuma. Not a huge fan of Edmond O’Brien either, to
be honest, but by God, EOB was in DOA, The Killers, White Heat, Pete Kelly's Blues, The Girl Can't Help It, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance and... The Wild Bunch. Good enough for me!
12) Second favorite Yasujiro Ozu movie.
At 8:41 pm on 4/12/2020, I’ll say Record of a Tenement Gentleman. Number one: Tokyo Story.
13) Name a proposed American remake of an international film
that would, if actually undertaken, surely court or inevitably result in
disaster.
How could modern American filmmakers not end up completely
botching any attempt to update Powell and Pressburger’s A Matter of Life and Death for the Nicholas Sparks crowd?
14) What’s a favorite film that you consider genuinely subversive, for whatever reason?
I think Zardoz is a pretty good choice here.
15) Name the movie score you couldn’t live without.
The Italians have it for me here. I feel like Ennio Morricone’s Once Upon Time in the West, Nino
Rota’s Amarcord and Pino Donnagio’s Carrie are in my blood. I know that’s
three, but Dean Wormer said there were no rules, so I’m breaking this
nonexistent one.
16) Mary-louise Weller or Martha Smith?
I never met Mary-louise Weller or Martha Smith on the set of Animal House, but
when the movie came out I admit I had it bad for Babs. Smith is probably the
more accomplished comedienne too, but over the past 40 years I have to admit
that I probably never gave Weller enough credit—Mandy is a pretty funny
caricature who strikes me as more recognizably human than her counterpart.
Besides, she was able to corral Bluto, for Christ’s sake, and set him on the
road to a rich career in political corruption, and she snaps a rubber glove
like nobody’s business. AND Mary-louise Weller, who I’ve still never met in
person, is a Facebook friend and quite apparently a sweet soul in her own
right. MLW FTW!
17) Peter Riegert or Bruce McGill?
Peter Riegert scores major points on my book for floating so
eloquently through Bill Forsyth’s Local Hero, one of my favorite movies, and
for Joan Micklin Silver’s Chilly Scenes of Winter too. But damned if I don’t
perk up whenever I run unto Bruce McGill in just about anything, big role or
small. He’s aged into status as a genuinely terrific character actor. I also
have fond memories of sitting next to him on a bus as the cast and crew
preparing to depart Cottage Grove on a rainy day to head back to Eugene after
shooting a day’s worth of parade action
for Animal House. He was very excited because a movie he was in was opening in
Eugene that weekend, and he implored me to go see it. It was Jonathan Demme’s Citizen's Band, and I probably would have anyway, but I made sure to go see it
because McGill was in it, my first exposure to him in a non-D-Day incarnation,
and it was the beginning of a fine time following his appearances in movies like My Cousin Vinny, Runaway Jury, The Insider (he ‘s brilliant in it) and countless others. Also, he can thump
out “The William Tell Overture” on his throat.
18) Last Tango in Paris—yes or no?
Recent revelations aside, I still think it’s an undeniably
powerful movie, though I haven’t seen it in quite a while. It gets a tentative
“yes” from me.
19) Second-favorite Akira Kurosawa movie.
Yikes. Who wrote these damn questions? All right, I’ll say Ikiru, so close to the #1 choice, Seven Samurai, as to be its skin.
20) Who would host the imaginary DVD commentary you would most
want to hear right now, and what would the movie be?
I posed this question 15 or so years ago, and the answer I came
up with—Jesus Christ sitting down behind the mic to give us the real scoop on
Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ— remains the one I’d most like to hear.
But I’d also sit still for Pauline Kael talking over a screening of Jean-Luc
Godard’s Pierrot Le Fou or Weekend.
21) Favorite movie snack.
I notice several people are citing Conquest of the Planet of the Apes here, but that one never worked very well for me. My second-favorite is
the second picture, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, though a recent viewing
reminded me just how much of a heavy-duty bummer it is, man..
23) Least-favorite Martin Scorsese movie.
Finally, a question that’s gonna get me in trouble with
somebody, no matter WHAT my answer is. My answer: Cape Fear, anchored by Robert
De Niro’s worst performance, with The Departed nipping at its heels.
24) Name a movie you feel doesn’t deserve its current reputation, for better or worse.
I went for over 40 years never having seen Zardoz all the way
through, so imagine my surprise when I saw it for the first time on the big
screen a few years ago and found it to be an admirably uncompromising and
serious work. John Boorman isn’t just screwing around so you can get high and
giggle, hipsters! I also think that Mandingo is a hell of a lot better than
most people seem to think it is.
25) Best movie of 1970. (Fifty years ago!)
The Landlord (Hal Ashby)
26) Name a movie you think is practically begging for a Broadway
adaptation (I used this question in the last quiz, but I’m repeating it because
I never answered the quiz myself and I think I have a pretty good answer).
Rocketman practically already IS a Broadway musical, especially when you see
some of the extended musical numbers. And it feels like one too.
27) Louise Brooks or Clara Bow?
Clara Bow without a moment’s hesitation. I’d love to have taken
her out for a drink.
28) Second-favorite Pier Paolo Pasolini movie.
Teorema. “Favorite” is an odd word here, because the only one I
own, though I’ve never watched the disc, is Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom, just
about the last word on the destruction and decadence of fascism and one of the
most devastating experiences I’ve ever had watching a movie.
29) Name three movies you loved in your early years that you feel most influenced your adult cinematic tastes.
29) Name three movies you loved in your early years that you feel most influenced your adult cinematic tastes.
Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969; Terence Fisher)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966; Sergio Leone)
Tommy (1975; Ken Russell)
30) Name a movie you love that you think few others do.
Buddy Buddy (1981; Billy Wilder)
31) Name a movie you despise that you think most others love.
32) The Human Centipede—yes or no?
As a film experience, most definitely not. If any movie deserved
to be called a piece of shit, it’s this one. And how about that DVD commentary
by writer-director Tom Six? A classic in its own right.
33) Anya Taylor-Joy or Olivia Cooke?
Anya Taylor-Joy, without a doubt. Emma. and The Witch and Thoroughbreds make her talent clear. And those eyes!
34) Johnny Flynn or Timothée Chalamet?
Johnny Flynn. In Emma. he often reminded me of Oliver Reed.
35) Second-favorite Dorothy Arzner movie.
Craig's Wife. The #1 by a country mile: Merrily, We Go to Hell.
36) Name a movie you haven’t seen in over 20 years that you would drop everything to watch right now.
36) Name a movie you haven’t seen in over 20 years that you would drop everything to watch right now.
The Devils (1971; Ken Russell)
37) Name your favorite stylistic filmmaking cliché, and one you
wouldn’t mind seeing disappear forever.
My favorite: not a dolly in, but a slow zoom, especially the way
Robert Altman employed them.
My least favorite: the sudden digitally speeded-up of action
used at random in an establishing shot. Somebody sure thinks that this overused
convention is real neat, but to me it might as well be the director screaming
“Wake up, dummy!” in your ear.
38) Your favorite appearance by a real-life politician in a feature film, either fictional or a fictionalized account of a real event.
Fred Dalton Thompson as Fred Dalton Thompson in Marie: A True Story (1985; Roger Donaldson)
39) Is film criticism dead?
No, but you have to look a lot harder to find the good stuff
these days, and it sure doesn’t have the attention of the average filmgoer the
way it used to.
40) Elizabeth Patterson or Marjorie Main?
40) Elizabeth Patterson or Marjorie Main?
As much as I love Ma Kettle, Elizabeth Patterson can be sublime,
something you could neve say of Main even at her best. Her performances in Remember the Night and Intruder in the Dust are for the ages.
41) Arch Hall Jr. or Timothy Carey?
Arch Hall Jr. is The Sadist. But Timothy Carey is The World's Greatest Sinner. And nothing beats that movie for psyche-searing weirdness.
42) Name the film you think best fulfills the label “road
movie.”
The one that jumps out at me right at this moment is Wim Wenders’ Until the End of the World (1990)—the five-hour cut, of course.
43) Horror film that, for whatever reason, made you feel most
uncomfortable?
Audition (Takashi Miike; 1999)
44) Least-favorite (directed by) Clint Eastwood movie.
44) Least-favorite (directed by) Clint Eastwood movie.
The Eiger Sanction has gotta be at the bottom of the barrel, but American Sniper and Sudden Impact are squirming around down there right next to it.
45) Second-favorite James Bond villain.
Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen, Goldeneye).
46) Best adaptation of a novel or other form that had been
thought to be unfilmable.
I can’t think of a more unlikely success on this plane than
David Cronenberg’s adaptation of Naked Lunch (1991).
47) Michelle Dockery or Merritt Wever?
The Godless queens battle for ultimate supremacy. But Mary Agnes reign over Alice Fletcher. As much as I love Dockery—her brief turn in The Gentlemen is about the only good reason to see that movie-- Merrit Wever is really someone I look forward to following where she goes over the next decade or so.
48) Jason Bateman or Ewan McGregor?
Bateman, for Bad Words, The Gift, Game Night, and most recently for The Outsider.
49) Second-favorite Roman Polanski movie.
#2 would be his adaptation of Macbeth. #1? Rosemary's Baby.
50) What’s the movie you wish you could watch with a grandparent
right now? And, of course, why?
I’d love to sit down with my Grandma Rina and watch Shadow of a Doubt. I don’t know if she ever saw it, but something tells me we’d have a
grand ol’ time talking about it afterward.
51) Oliver Stone two-fer: Natural Born Killers and/or JFK—yes or no?
51) Oliver Stone two-fer: Natural Born Killers and/or JFK—yes or no?
I have no use for Natural Born Killers anymore, but I remain fascinated by JFK, as filmmaking and as storytelling, even if it does (and I’m still not entirely sure) prove to be full of shit.
52) Name the actor whose likeness you would proudly wear as a rubber latex Halloween mask.
Tor Johnson. I have many times, and I hope to again someday.
53) Your favorite cinematographer, and her/his greatest achievement.
53) Your favorite cinematographer, and her/his greatest achievement.
54) Best book about the nitty-gritty making of a movie.
55) If you needed to laugh right now, what would be your go-to
movie comedy?
It has to be Blazing Saddles. Mongo! Santamaria!!
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